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Okay so the first one is easy...

Get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Hilbert. Is it a bad idea? Yes. Will it end in multiple casualties? Yes. Will it be fun? FUCK YEAH.

These two I had trouble deciding on, but ultimately...

Get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: Minkowski. In the beginning she'd be calm, cool, and collected, but the longer it goes on the harder is is for her to stay that way. Watching her descend into madness à la "Minkowski Commanding" would be amusing, so long as she didn't end up turning on me. She also seems like the most likely of the three to share any snacks she has.

son of a fuuuuuuuuuuck it was working at the beginning of the month and now it’s definitely broken again.

She learned to sit still long before Malvado asked her to pose.

(young and awkward, too long limbs, nothing growing quite right, a skinny little thing the Lords stole from her mother’s arms and set her upon a dais and asked her to stay;

she shook for weeks until she grew used to people staring, grew used to her visitors falling to their knees, though her insides were twisting and churning, spilling out of her mouth when she was left alone, the smell spoiling in the heat)

He dresses her himself, peels off her clothes to her skin--she has learned better not to fight, stands still, jaw set as he stares for moments until her pulls her dress on, as his fingers stroke up the curve of her spins as he ties her laces, as he buttons her in. His hands are on her throat as he adorns her with heavy jewels he brought back from across the sea, lays them out across her chest. He has others pin and curl her hair, stain her lips red, line her eyes in kohl.

(he sets her on a chair and she is back on the dais, back on the altar, the artist peering at her, staring for hours as he works in paints, captures her again)

She never sees the finished product, Malvado approving the rendering of her image and paying the artist in gold, shining in his hands and has the canvas removed from the room.

All she sees is her reflection in the mirror, back in her room, looking at the girl Malvado made of her. 

Can I just say everyone/everyone? Like this is honestly the most shippable show so I’m like.... everyone/everyone! But in actual named ships, I’m really into Chidi/Eleanor who make me a mess, Tahani/Eleanor who need to kiss and stop baiting me, Chidi/Eleanor/Tahani because Eleanor has two soulmates, and Chidi/Eleanor/Tahani/Jason because I love Jason. 

I also really love Jason/Tahani and Jason/Janet, and I could be into Jason/Chidi. Eleanor/Michael is something I never thought I’d ship, but here we are. I am also intrigued by Michael/Chidi. Janet/Michael actually made me cry once, so I love that ship. 

And I would have ship fake!Eleanor/real!Eleanor, but I still do like Vicky, it’s just not as fun. 

i did lmaooo but there was a long extended period before that where no one did it and it was a shame, a travesty, a waste http://alexanderhilbert.tumblr.com/post/159089878371/hephaestus-crew-stance-on-clonefucking

12. a movie that holds a special place in your heart?pan’s labyrinth i guess? not the first film i remember watching but definitely the first film i remember Thinking about afterwards and really enjoying it. i rewatch often and i no longer think it’s the best film ever but then ending still makes me cry and listen..... It’s The Best Filme Ever 

15. a film everybody loves but you hate?guardians of the galaxy..... it’s not even marvel hate, i just deadass dont get how people enjoyed that shit and i’m still bitter bc i paid to see it on those big cineplex screens that cost extra and ended up falling asleep and sneaking into dawn of the planet of the apes just to feel like i got my money back and that one wasn’t even that good either