lab/elevator/trainer: eiffel minkowski and hilbert uwu
THANK!! 💕😁
Okay so the first one is easy...
Get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Hilbert. Is it a bad idea? Yes. Will it end in multiple casualties? Yes. Will it be fun? FUCK YEAH.
These two I had trouble deciding on, but ultimately...
Get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: Minkowski. In the beginning she'd be calm, cool, and collected, but the longer it goes on the harder is is for her to stay that way. Watching her descend into madness à la "Minkowski Commanding" would be amusing, so long as she didn't end up turning on me. She also seems like the most likely of the three to share any snacks she has.
Get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: Eiffel! Working with him would definitely be a laugh, and he would be the kind of trainer who wouldn't write you up after a shitty customer interaction bc "they were being a bitch anyways, it's fine." He's definitely the kind of person who makes coming to work feel less like hell.
