#afterlifearchaeologist

[01:46] -- agesAnnihilation [AA] began trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 01:46 --

[01:46] AA: (╹◡╹✿)

[01:46] AA: S0 why y0u stand by ugly smelly c0rpse if y0u n0t g0nna have fun time with it.

[01:47] AA: what d0 y0u mean

[01:47] AA: Y0u stand by c0rpse but n0 have fun with it.

[01:47] AA: What else g00d c0rpse f0r 0ther than dec0rati0n and pleasure.

[01:48] AA: Besides that 0ne kinda ugly w0uldn't pail with.

[01:48] AA: i d0nt kn0w h0w the c0rpse can be pleasurable

[01:48] AA: but it is a nice dec0rati0n

[01:48] AA: its an 0k dec0rati0n

[01:49] AA: (¬_¬✿)

[01:49] AA: I f0rget.

[01:49] AA: Y0u y0ung.

[01:50] AA: Y0u learn in time. N0 w0rry.

[01:50] AA: 0k

[01:51] AA: 0kay.

[01:52] AA: 0k

[01:52] AA: 0kay.

[01:53] AA: 0k

[01:53] AA: 0kay.

[01:53] AA: 0k

[01:53] AA: 0kay.

[01:53] AA: S0 what y0u d0 with it anyway.

[01:55] AA: n0thing

[01:55] AA: Reas0n.

[01:55] AA: n0 reas0n

[01:57] AA: B0ring.

[01:57] AA: Waiting b0ring.

[01:57] AA: Being time her0 suck at time.

[01:57] AA: Fuck that n0 translate g00d.

[01:57] AA: I sh0uld g0.

[01:58] AA: 0k

[01:58] AA: bye

[01:58] AA: Farewell until next time.

[08:00] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 08:00 --

[08:00] AG: Hey, is 8eing dead treating you good?

[08:02] AA: yes actually

[08:02] AA: i feel 0k

[08:02] AG: Well you don't have to lie any longer! Now you can actually feel gr8 without 8eing a filthy liar to your friends.

[08:02] AG: Really Aradia, that's fucking rude.

[08:03] AA: im n0t lying

[08:03] AA: i did tell y0u i was dead a while ag0 but y0u didnt believe it

[08:03] AA: i really d0 feel 0k being dead f0r s0me reas0n

[08:03] AA: actually i feel 0k ab0ut everything

[08:03] AA: i d0nt have any reas0n t0 lie t0 y0u ab0ut it

[08:03] AA: 0r t0 any0ne

[08:04] AG: Wh8veeeeeeeer, spare me for a minu8.

[08:05] AG: Now look, you don't have to lie like that anymore, 8ecause I, 8eing the good friend that I am, have helped you out.

[08:06] AG: I got your 8ack, Aradia, you see. Your killer is as dead as a dead corpse.

[08:06] AA: im n0t lying i t0ld y0u

[08:06] AA: my killer

[08:06] AG: Your killer!!!!!!!!

[08:07] AG: Equius, you dense rust8lood, he's dead!

[08:07] AG: Dead, gone, killed, deceased, good 8ye.

[08:08] AA: hes n0t my killer it was just an accident

[08:08] AA: and what happened

[08:09] AG: He was fighting in my land, came across a 8ig monster, I guess he wasn't strong enough.

[08:09] AG: 8ecause that sucker m8de short work of him!

[08:09] AA: 0h

[08:09] AA: thats t00 bad

[08:09] AA: is he 0k

[08:10] AG: No! He's dead.

[08:10] AA: 0h

[08:10] AA: that means hes 0k

[08:11] AA: wheres his s0ul maybe i can sh0w him h0w being dead is really 0k

[08:11] AG: And not a creepy ghost like you. For fucks s8ke Aradia, you creep people out sometimes. Creepy creeping creeper.

[08:11] AG: May8e you should 8e more consider8te and try to 8e less creepy.

[08:11] AG: So there's no finding his soul.

[08:11] AA: 0h

[08:11] AA: 0k

[08:11] AA: ill try

[08:12] AA: ill try t0 find him if hes dead and all since i kn0w h0w t0 talk t0 gh0sts

[08:12] AA: maybe i can see him and y0u cant

[08:13] AG: That would 8e a w8ste of time.

[08:13] AG: I wouldn't try that.

[08:13] AA: i have a l0t 0f time

[08:13] AA: d0nt w0rry

[08:13] AG: I'm sure you do, that is your aspect, after all.

[08:13] AG: However, you only exist to serve, not to lead.

[08:13] AG: 8eing a Maid.

[08:14] AA: then y0u can think 0f this being my way t0 serve equius

[08:14] AA: by helping t0 find his s0ul and teaching him h0w t0 c0mmunicate with the living w0rld

[08:14] AA: like what im d0ing right n0w

[08:15] AG: Wh8ver!!!!!!!! I'm telling you it will 8e a w8ste of your efforts, you don't want to 8e a useless w8stey w8steful w8ster on top of 8eing a creepy creeping creeper, do yoooooooou?

[08:16] AA: im 0k with that

[08:16] AG: Do me a favor really fast, since you have so much time to w8ste.

[08:16] AA: i d0nt really have anything else t0 d0 anyways

[08:16] AA: 0h 0k

[08:16] AA: what d0 y0u need

[08:16] AG: Wire me three hundred and fifty 8oondollars.

[08:16] AG: I need it for something.

[08:16] AA: 0k

[08:17] AA: there

[08:17] AA: what d0 y0u need the m0ney f0r

[08:19] AG: No reason, no reason, I just wanted it, that's all.

[08:20] AA: 0h 0k

[08:20] AG: (::::

[08:25] AA: 0_0

[08:26] AG: 0000_0000

[08:26] AG: No, I should pro8a8ly never do that again.

[08:27] AA: maybe n0t

[08:32] AG: Well talk again soon, alright? After all, you have plenty of time, and now so do I. :::;)

[08:32] AG: 8yeeeeeeee!

[01:48] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 01:48 --

[01:48] AG: Heeeeeeeey.

[01:48] AG: I'm guessing you already m8de it into this stupid game.

[01:49] AA: yes i have

[01:49] AA: with equius help

[01:50] AG: I'm suuuuuuuure he was a load of help for you.

[01:51] AA: he was

[01:52] AG: You seem more 8oring than usual, something get your tongue? Em8arassment, may8e?

[01:52] AG: What did you two do????????

[01:53] AA: n0t much

[01:53] AA: d0 y0u mean bef0re 0r after i g0t int0 the game

[01:56] AG: Uh, either really.

[01:56] AA: 0h

[01:56] AA: well we f0und equius ancest0rs arm0r

[01:56] AA: then equius killed me and i died

[01:56] AA: then i g0t int0 the game

[01:56] AG: Oh.

[01:56] AA: we didnt d0 much i guess

[01:56] AG: Ohhhhhhhh.

[01:57] AG: Yeah, I guess that 8n't shit.

[01:57] AG: Just you know.

[01:57] AG: Finding ancient armor.

[01:57] AG: Hanging out with my ex-kimesis.

[01:57] AG: Dying.

[01:57] AG: Yeah, no 8ig deal!!!!!!!!

[01:57] AA: yeah its n0t a really big deal

[01:58] AA: i d0nt get why s0llux is s0 mad when i t0ld him i died

[01:58] AA: i d0nt really understand it

[01:58] AG: Pro8a8ly 8ecause most people 8n't expecting some dead girl to hit them up on Trollian.

[01:58] AG: Seriously, are you even normal? How does that even work?

[01:58] AA: really

[01:58] AA: i didnt kn0w that

[01:58] AA: h0w d0es what w0rk

[01:59] AG: You 8eing dead.

[01:59] AG: And still using the computer.

[01:59] AG: Is this some telekinesis shit?

[01:59] AA: 0h

[01:59] AA: yes

[01:59] AG: I might 8e a little shocked. I might 8e, just may8eeeeeeee.

[01:59] AA: its like h0w i g0t a gh0st friend 0f mine t0 type the c0mputer when i was in l0rd scratchs man0r

[02:00] AA: except im the 0ne d0ing it n0w

[02:00] AG: 8ut then again, I guess it really isn't too 8ig of a suprise to find out creepy ghost girl had in fact, turned into a creepy ghost girl upon death.

[02:00] AA: is it

[02:01] AG: It's the 8iggest plot twist of the sweep!!!!!!!!

[02:01] AA: 0h thats nice then

[02:02] AG: Indeed.

[02:02] AG: I might write a movie a8out it.

[02:02] AG: Hmmmmmmm, I think I already have a title, too!

[02:03] AA: whats the title

[02:05] AG: "Dead Girl That Died Due To Friends Fatal Mistake Is Not Actually All That Dead After All 8ecause She Has Special Troll Powers That She Was Gifted To At 8irth As Most Rust 8looded Trolls Are Given 8ut Not All Of Them M8king Her Sl8ghty More Special Than The Others 8ut She Didn't Let That Get Her Down So Here She is Dead Due To Her Friends Mist8ke Who He Regrets Very Much 8ut In The End They Put As

[02:05] AG: ide Their Mist8kes And Flaws And 8ecome Happily Endowed And Courted In The Red Quadrant And Go On To Live Happy Lives In The Alternian Countryside"

[02:06] AA: that l00ks like an accurate title

[02:06] AA: i think

[02:06] AA: it might be a g00d m0vie vriska

[02:06] AG: It might need a little tweeking here and there, 8ut of course, as I said, it's going to 8e the 8iggest hit of the sweep!

[02:09] AA: thats g00d

[02:09] AA: ill watch it if it c0mes 0ut

[02:09] AG: Might 8e hard finding actors with the apocalypse and all.

[02:11] AA: true

[02:11] AA: thats unf0rtunate

[02:13] AG: It is pretty unlucky, which is pretty motherfucking un8elieva8le.

[02:13] AG: You know, considering I up and have all of the luck. All of it, a topic I've went on a8out 8efore time and time again.

[02:14] AG: Soooooooo, what did you prototype, exactly?

[02:15] AA: i pr0t0typed a fr0g

[02:15] AA: and well

[02:15] AA: myself

[02:16] AG: I'm just going to give you the 8enefit of the dou8t and pretend that you didn't go completely insane and know what you're doing.

[02:18] AA: i think i d0

[02:18] AA: i d0nt think it matters th0ugh

[02:18] AA: i d0nt think y0u can die twice

[02:20] AG: You just keep on thinking that. May8e you're wrong.

[02:20] AG: :::;)

[02:20] AG: Okay, so expert Megido, what do you know a8out this game that I don't know?

[02:21] AA: i d0nt kn0w what y0u kn0w

[02:22] AA: but the inf0rmati0n that c0mes fr0m being a sprite is all in riddles

[02:22] AG: Okay, well give me the riddle that tells me what my fucking title is.

[02:22] AG: Every8ody else knows 8ut me!!!!!!!!

[02:26] AA: i d0nt kn0w if it says anything ab0ut y0u but well

[02:26] AG: Of........course........it says something a8out me.

[02:27] AA: it says s0mething ab0ut the spider with bright magic

[02:27] AG: 8right magic? Sounds kinda lame compared to every8ody else, 8ut wh8ver.

[02:28] AG: Alriiiiiiiight, next question, oh mystic guide.

[02:28] AG: Is this God Tier stuff every8ody's going on a8out actually going to work?

[02:28] AA: i think s0

[02:30] AG: Will one who dies on a quest 8ed 8e revived?

[02:31] AA: yes

[02:32] AG: Thank you. ::::)

[02:32] AA: y0ure welc0me

[02:33] AG: That's all I really have for you know. So yeah, I would say sorry a8out the whole 8eing dead and stuff 8ut it seems like you like it.

[02:33] AG: So have fun 8eing dead.

[02:33] AG: And good8ye. ::::)

[02:33] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 02:33 --

[02:35] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] began trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 02:35 --

[02:35] AA: bye

[02:36] AG: XXXXP

[10:39:41] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] began trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 10:39 —

[10:39:46] TA: hey AA

[10:39:58] TA: you’re out of 2cratch’2 man2iion riight?

[10:40:12] TA: ii 2ort of need to 2end you 2ome fiile2 and you 2ort of need to make them a top priioriity

[10:40:41] AA: yes im 0ut

[10:40:45] AA: 0k

[10:40:46] AA: but why

[10:41:07] TA: iit’2 for a game that wiill 2oon de2troy the world

[10:41:12] TA: or ii2 currently de2troyiing iit

[10:41:20] TA: ii don’t actually know ii’m not part of iit anymore

[10:41:25] AA: a game

[10:41:31] AA: where did y0u get it fr0m

[10:41:39] AA: 0h is this the 0ne fr0m the cueball i gave vriska

[10:41:56] TA: yeah that’2 the one

[10:43:06] AA: 0h 0k

[10:43:07] TA: 2o iif ii 2end you the fiile2 wiill you be okay to download and deploy them?

[10:43:13] AA: i knew id pr0bably get it s00ner 0r later

[10:43:23] AA: can y0u tell me what it d0es first th0ugh

[10:43:32] AA: and has anyb0dy else depl0yed them s0 t0 speak

[10:44:16] TA: yeah, ii diid not knowiing what they would re2ult iin

[10:44:24] TA: beiing the fuckiing moron ii am

[10:44:28] TA: but whatever not iimportant

[10:44:38] TA: iif the apocolyp2e ii2n’t iimportant

[10:44:40] TA: ii diigre22

[10:44:51] AA: it c0uld be

[10:45:37] TA: yeah the game ba2iically act2 a2 a wormhole, iit open2 a gateway iinto a diifferent plane of exii2tance known a2 the mediium iin whiich there ii2 an eternal 2truggle between liight and dark force2 that u2 enteriing the game wiill change iin favour of the darker lumpy thiing2

[10:45:49] TA: at lea2t that’2 what ii wa2 told

[10:46:25] AA: i see

[10:46:52] AA: why are we playing this

[10:47:12] TA: ii don’t know what the oriigiinal poiint wa2 

[10:47:36] TA: but the rea2on we’re playiing iit now ii2 becau2e iit’2 the only way all of the people we care about can avoiid dyiing iin the apocolyp2e

[10:47:57] TA: becau2e apperently once you 2tart the 2e22iion up, meteor2 wiill de2troy the planet of re2iidance no matter what

[10:48:26] TA: 2o now the only thiing TWO do ii2 e2cape iinto thii2 horriible 2hiit hole and hope we can create a new uniiver2e through completiing the game

[10:48:32] TA: whiich ii thiink ii2 the goal accordiing to CT

[10:49:12] AA: i see

[10:51:02] TA: 2o

[10:51:12] TA: ii’m goiing to drop down 2ome 2iick fiile2 

[10:52:15] AA: 0k

[10:53:02] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2Grub 2erver Connect - AA —

[10:53:13] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2Grub Cliient Connect - AA —

[10:53:21] TA: 2o ju2t iin2tall and boot tho2e up

[10:53:39] TA: you won’t need the cliient connectiion untiil after you’ve brought iin your cliient

[10:53:50] TA: iit’2 2ort of a multiiplayer chaiin thiing

[10:53:52] AA: 0k

[10:53:58] AA: whats a client

[10:54:40] TA: the way the game work2 ii2

[10:54:45] TA: and ii’m gettiing thii2 from TZ

[10:55:09] TA: ii2 there’2 a twolbar that allow2 you to iinteract wiith the per2on you’re connectiing wiith

[10:55:23] TA: by bootiing up the connectiion one per2on become2 the cliient and one per2on ii2 the 2erver

[10:55:36] TA: the 2erver can 2ee the cliient and ii2 iin charge of briingiing them iinto the game

[10:56:01] TA: you have to deploy all the free machiine2 and then u2e them to make 2omethiing

[10:56:14] TA: and then u2e whatever that thiing ii2 that you make the way iit’2 2uppo2ed to be u2ed?

[10:56:35] AA: 0h 0k

[10:56:36] TA: and then your cliient wiill be tran2ported iinto the game and the next per2on you connect to wiill be iin charge of briingiing you iin

[10:56:42] AA: wh0s my client and wh0s my server player then

[10:57:51] TA: ii’m not COMPLETELY 2ure but from what CT 2aiid to me, you briing KK iin and then CT ii2 goiing to briing you iinto the game

[10:58:00] TA: and then ii’m iin charge of hiim and that’2 all

[10:58:10] TA: 2o you 2hould be one of the la2t people to enter

[11:00:14] AA: 0h 0k

[11:01:25] TA: 2o that’2 what’2 up

[11:01:31] TA: how are you?

[11:03:03] AA: im 0k

[11:04:29] AA: d0 0ur tr0llians have a timeline feature

[11:10:01] TA: miine doe2 

[11:10:16] TA: but ii gue22 that’2 ju2t the upgrade ii gave iit

[11:10:21] TA: though iit only work2 backward2 

[11:10:43] TA: 2ort of a niice way to 2how my2elf how terriible my decii2iion2 are

[11:11:20] AA: cant y0u talk t0 y0urself in the past s0 y0u can change what happens in y0ur present time

[11:11:43] TA: ii could iin theory but doiing that generally black2 out the tiimeliine for a biit

[11:11:56] TA: iit doe2n’t really work liike me beiing able to alter my tiimeliine

[11:12:16] AA: 0h

[11:12:17] AA: i see

[11:12:32] TA: ii can only fuck wiith people iin the pa2t to 2et them iin a doomed tiimeliine

[11:15:03] AA: why d0 y0u d0 that

[11:16:19] TA: ii diidn’t mean to

[11:16:22] TA: iit ju2t happened once

[11:16:36] TA: ii got curiiou2 after iin2talliing the thiing and ii fucked a pa2t ver2iion of my2elf over

[11:16:39] AA: 0h 0k

[11:16:45] TA: when ii checked on the liine agaiin everyone wa2 dead

[11:16:46] AA: i see

[11:16:48] TA: ii 2tiill have niightmare2 about iit

[11:17:05] AA: 0h

[11:17:08] AA: thats t00 bad

[11:18:03] TA: ii gue22

[11:18:15] TA: are you beiing more dii2tant and uncariing or do we ju2t not talk enough

[11:18:56] AA: i d0nt kn0w

[11:19:04] AA: i d0nt feel anything at all

[11:19:20] TA: what the fuck diid 2cratch do to you

[11:19:31] TA: or 2hiit you ju2t went dungeon diiviing wiith CT

[11:19:42] TA: diid he criipple you or 2omethiing/

[11:19:50] TA: you’re 2tartiing to freak me out

[11:19:50] AA: scratch threw me 0ut the wind0w

[11:19:53] AA: and n0 n0t really

[11:20:00] AA: he killed me during the dunge0n dive

[11:20:05] AA: he hugged me t00 hard

[11:20:22] TA: haha ha ha ha hiilariiou2 

[11:20:40] AA: its true

[11:20:45] TA: riight

[11:20:57] AA: then he buried my b0dy accidentally in the t0mb

[11:21:10] TA: 2o ii confiide iin you my terror2 and vii2iion2 and you make joke2 about dyiing

[11:21:16] TA: ii’m laughiing 2o hard AA

[11:21:24] AA: im n0t j0king

[11:21:27] AA: y0u can ask equius

[11:21:44] AA: actually since im a gh0st n0w i can visit y0u whenever i want

[11:21:53] AA: ill be at y0ur hive in five

[11:22:00] — afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 11:22 —

[11:22:08] TA: ii’m iin another diimen2iion AA

[11:22:15] TA: you couldn’t vii2iit me iif you triied

[11:22:24] TA: even iif ii DIID beliieve thii2 whole gho2ty thiing

[11:22:27] AA: what d0 y0u mean an0ther dimensi0n

[11:22:40] TA: were you not readiing the whole “entered the mediium” thiing?

[11:22:50] TA: wormhole2, gateway2, nother fuckiing diimen2iion?

[11:22:54] TA: wa2 ii talkiing to my2elf?

[11:23:00] TA: whiile you were thiinkiing up thii2 hiilariiou2 prank?

[11:23:29] AA: i didnt kn0w y0u already entered it

[11:23:37] AA: and i didnt make any prank

[11:23:50] TA: okay now you’re ju2t annoyiing me wiith thii2

[11:24:03] TA: ii really am NOT iin the mood for thii2 whole “ii’m dead thiing”

[11:24:09] AA: s0rry but its the truth

[11:24:12] AA: y0u can ask equius

[11:24:22] TA: everywhere ii fuckiing look ii’m 2eeiing people diie and ii really don’t know what’2 real anymore

[11:24:25] TA: ii don’t need thii2 from you

[11:24:27] AA: at least he g0t the arm0r he needed fr0m his ancest0rs t0mb

[11:24:30] TA: e2peciially not from you

[11:24:41] AA: s0llux i w0uldnt be d0ing this if its n0t the truth

[11:24:54] AA: d0 y0u really think i w0uld say it if this was a j0ke

[11:25:01] AA: d0 y0u think id d0 that

[11:25:36] TA: ii don’t know what ii thiink AA

[11:25:44] TA: ii don’t even know what ii know anymore

[11:25:56] TA: everythiing ii2 grey and dyiing and my head hurt2

[11:26:00] TA: ii’ll talk to you later or 2omethiing

[11:26:12] TA: ii’ve got 2ort of a mii22iion riight now

[11:26:13] TA: bye