#technologiicalapiiculture

[06:28] -- b100textSprite [BS] began pestering technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 18:28 -- [06:28] BS: >-->>Be me [06:28] BS: >-->>Just chilling [06:28] BS: >-->>Using new strength to control gra>ity better [06:28] BS: >-->>Fucking imps up [06:28] BS: >-->>Fucking Acherons up [06:28] BS: >-->>Winning at life [06:29] BS: >-->>Float o>er to knew land [06:29] BS: >-->>See shitty corpse [06:29] BS: >-->>Is mine [06:29] BS: >-->>But not mine [06:29] BS: >-->>Don't care [06:29] BS: >-->>Float away [06:29] BS: >-->>Feel strange [06:29] BS: >-->>Close my eyes [06:29] BS: >-->>Open them again [06:29] BS: >-->>Something isn't right [06:29] BS: >-->>Fuck [06:29] BS: >-->>He's woken up [06:29] TA: what the hell ii2 thii2 and how are you [06:29] BS: >-->>I'>e woken up [06:30] TA: what [06:30] BS: >-->>Don't you fucking interrupt me you plebian pissblood [06:30] TA: uh [06:30] TA: wow okay [06:30] BS: >-->>Anyway [06:30] BS: >-->>He's woken up [06:30] BS: >-->>Takes control [06:30] BS: >-->>I'>e taken control [06:31] BS: >-->>This was a terrible idea [06:31] BS: >-->>Remember a promise [06:31] BS: >-->>Told you I would tell you how I re>i>ed [06:31] BS: >-->>So I ha>e to message you [06:31] BS: >-->>I bribed your matesprit to kiss my corpse [06:32] BS: >-->>There [06:32] BS: >-->>Done [06:32] BS: >-->>You can fucking talk now [06:33] TA: thank2 [06:33] TA: waiit [06:33] TA: waiit waiit equiiu2? [06:33] BS: >-->>Yes [06:33] TA: oh my god ii2 thii2 the horriible conjunctiion of you and your 2tupiid fuckiing 2priite? [06:34] BS: >-->>How obser>ant [06:34] TA: well [06:34] TA: you're defiinately not more annoyiing [06:34] BS: >-->>Well [06:34] TA: maybe le22 iintriiguiing [06:34] BS: >-->>I definitely don't gi>e a fuck [06:34] TA: ii liied [06:34] TA: more iintriiguiing [06:35] BS: >-->>Fuck you pissb100d [06:35] BS: >-->>I'>e done what I had to do [06:35] BS: >-->>I need to go and gi>e your matesprit a fucking cueball now [06:35] TA: riight [06:35] TA: well [06:35] TA: thank2 for a2kiing her to kii22 you [06:35] BS: >-->>Lets hope she doesn't Serket the shit out of it [06:36] TA: ii'll defiinately try to ta2te the b100 on her liip2 next tiime [06:36] BS: >-->>Fucking disgusting [06:36] -- b100textSprite [BS] ceased pestering technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 18:36 --

[05:02:30] — ceasersAbsolution [CA] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 05:02 —

[03:37:15] — joylessNeonaticide [JN] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 03:37 —

[02:45] -- courserTechnician [CT] began trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 14:45 -- [02:45] CT: D --> Captor, I may need your assistance with something [02:46] TA: liike alway2 you're iincapable of doiing your own goddamn dutiie2. [02:46] TA: what do you need CT? [02:46] CT: D --> I'm going to be the server player for my entire team, so that everyone can get into the game sooner rather than later [02:46] CT: D --> I will need you to set up the server conne%ions properly once everyone has entered [02:47] TA: ughhh [02:47] TA: ii2 everyone el2e dealiing wiith the art of pulliing theiir head2 out of theiir nook2 for the fiir2t tiime 2iince theiir hatchiing? [02:48] CT: D --> Well, seeing as how there are still multiple people not in game, I would assume so, yes [02:49] TA: okay well II have to a2k con2iideriing the memo KK opened up earliier diid fuck all a2 an iinfo 2hare, [02:49] TA: who'2 2tiill left on alterniia? [02:49] CT: D --> Pei%es, Kanaya, Nepeta, Nitram and Myself [02:49] TA: hm [02:50] TA: after weiighiing the optiion2 ii thiink all of the iimportant people are iin the game [02:50] CT: D --> Very funny [02:50] TA: ii can ju2t briing GA iin and clo2e the connectiion really [02:50] TA: ii know but enough wiith my comedy [02:50] TA: who of tho2e name2 are on my team? [02:51] CT: D --> Pei%es [02:51] TA: why ii2 2he on my team [02:51] TA: diid ii agree to thii2? [02:51] TA: ii don't thiink ii diid [02:51] CT: D --> I don't really care if you agree who is on your team, because they are meaningless constructs that have no real effect on the game [02:51] CT: D --> We will all be working together to win this [02:52] TA: riight [02:52] TA: 2tiill not con2entiing to iit [02:52] CT: D --> Captor, if you feel like whining to someone, go talk to Vantas [02:53] TA: 2tfu CT ii'm ju2t beiing liippy [02:53] TA: or lii2py ii 2hould 2ay ehehe [02:53] CT: D --> Yes, well, meteors are flying down around me and I have nearly been killed by them multiple times [02:53] CT: D --> Alternia is already in ruins [02:53] TA: okay you want me to 2et you up wiith the connectiion2? [02:53] TA: or are you ju2t iinformiing me that you want me to fiix thii2 all later? [02:54] CT: D --> I will do the conne%ions, and I will message you when I need them set properly [02:54] CT: D --> I will start with Nitram, as I believe he is online now [02:54] TA: becau2e iif you giive me three miinute2 ii can 2et iit up 2o you can run each cliient/2erver connectiion through the hu2ktop2 of the re2pectiive troll2 [02:54] CT: D --> That will get annoying, just set it afterwards [02:55] TA: riight whatever bro [02:55] TA: get your 2erver on [02:55] TA: and 2erve 2ome lo2er2 [02:57] CT: D --> Hmm, it 100ks like Nitram has already entered [02:57] CT: D --> Finally [02:57] TA: waiit ii thought he 2aiid that iin the memo [02:57] CT: D --> I generally ignore him [02:58] TA: alriight, granted mo2t of u2 do, [02:58] TA: but you'd thiink you'd pay attentiion to the few of u2 who could potentiially diie wiithiin the next few hour2 [02:59] CT: D --> Yes, but that involves paying attention to Vantas's incessant blathering and Nitrams... [02:59] CT: D --> Nitramness [02:59] TA: karkat ii2 iin the game [02:59] TA: and therefore iin no rii2k of dyiing anytiime 2oon [02:59] CT: D --> Yes, I know [03:00] TA: 2o you don't have to pay fuck all to hii2 rambliing [03:00] TA: let me worry about hii2 ii22ue2 [03:01] CT: D --> Gladly, he is all yours [03:01] CT: D --> I have done what I could for him [03:01] TA: whiich wa2 about a2 much a2 your tiitle 2how2 off [03:01] TA: whiich ii2 to 2ay you diid fuck all for hiim [03:01] TA: but that'2 fiine [03:02] CT: D --> He certainly got better at killing things [03:02] CT: D --> Which will be quite useful in this game, I believe [03:02] TA: we'll 2ee how much he learned [03:03] TA: but don't worry about anyone el2e after you get iin [03:03] CT: D --> I'm not planning to [03:03] TA: ii'm glad we under2tand each other [03:03] TA: ju2t be 2ure to kiill me liike ii a2ked when you come to claiim your corp2e [03:04] CT: D --> Of course [03:04] CT: D --> Would you like to die immediately, or after some time [03:04] CT: D --> It seems I have quite the e%perience at killing friends now [03:04] TA: a2 quiick and paiinle22 a2 po22iible [03:04] TA: ii 2hould be waiitiing on my que2t bed before you get anywhere near my planet [03:05] TA: and your corp2e wiill be there for you a2 well [03:05] TA: oh before ii forget [03:05] TA: ii'm goiing to go bliind 2ometiime 2oon, can you make me a robotiic paiir of eye2? [03:05] TA: or 2omethiing liike that wiith the capabiiliity of 2iight two-fold? 2ort of enjoy thii2 [03:06] CT: D --> I am sure I will be able to do that [03:07] TA: cool, ju2t worry about the ba2iic buiild and iin2tallatiion, ii thiink ii can handle a ciircutry upgrade on my own [03:08] CT: D --> Am I really going to have to go to your planet to get my corpse [03:09] TA: well you're goiing to have to come to my planet to kiill me and iin2tall new eye2 2o ye [03:09] TA: ii thiink iit make2 2ome kiind of 2en2e [03:09] CT: D --> Gosh darn it, I do not have time for that [03:09] CT: D --> But fine [03:10] CT: D --> Now, how e%actly will I get to your planet, seeing as how I am unable to fly [03:10] TA: ii don't know why don't you jump here con2iideriing your leg2 are 2o 2TRONG you can ju2t fuckiing leap 2even gate2 [03:11] CT: D --> Does going to your planet have something to do with the gates then [03:11] TA: ii thiink one of the gate2 connect2 you to a diifferent planet [03:11] TA: ii dont know who'2 ii managed to get to but goiing through my 2econd gate twok me a land ii diidn't recogniize [03:14] CT: D --> Hmm, I see [03:14] CT: D --> So, the different gats connect to different areas [03:16] TA: ba2iically [03:16] CT: D --> Though, there is one thing [03:16] TA: though that 2aiid at lea2t one of them connect2 to a dungeon [03:16] TA: yeah? [03:16] CT: D --> According to Serket, when you become God Tier, you are fully healed [03:17] CT: D --> So your eyes will be as well [03:18] TA: huh [03:18] TA: well then fuck iit ii'm goiing all natural ehehe [03:19] CT: D --> I will make the eyes anyway, just in case [03:20] TA: well yeah 2ure that work2 [03:24] CT: D --> Nepeta is about to enter [03:24] CT: D --> I cannot get hold of Kanaya yet, so I will move to Pei%es ne%t [03:24] TA: do whatever man [03:24] TA: 2ound2 liike you've got a full plate [03:25] CT: D --> A meteor just destroyed half my hive [03:25] CT: D --> FUCK [03:26] CT: D --> I mean [03:26] CT: D --> Fiddlesti% [03:26] CT: D --> That was where I had the soulbot stored [03:27] TA: for AA? [03:27] CT: D --> Yes [03:27] TA: are you almo2t done 2o II can get you iin the god damn game you fuckiing wa2te of tiime? [03:28] CT: D --> Nepeta is in, I assume [03:28] CT: D --> She activated her item, and disconnected from me on Pesterchum [03:29] TA: well let'2 hope that'2 why 2he dii2connected [03:29] TA: who'2 next? [03:29] CT: D --> Pei%es [03:29] TA: 2tiill gro22 a2 ever [03:30] CT: D --> Naturally [03:31] TA: let me know when you need me to connect [03:36] CT: D --> Could you please set Nitram as Nepetas Server player [03:37] TA: yeah giive me a 2econd [03:39] TA: alriight connected [03:39] TA: woah [03:39] TA: there'2 a tiitle here [03:39] TA: iin the text code [03:39] CT: D --> A title [03:39] CT: D --> What does it say [03:40] TA: waiit hold on a 2econd ii want to 2ee iif thii2 matche2 up wiith another thiing [03:41] TA: well 2hiit yeah iit'2 iin AG'2 two [03:41] TA: our tiitle2 are coded iinto our 2e22iion iinformatiion when the connectiion between 2erver and cliient ii2 formed [03:41] TA: nepeta ii2 a 2ylph of heart [03:41] TA: whatever that mean2 [03:41] CT: D --> I have no idea [03:42] TA: ii wonder iif ii can 2core any other tiitle2 from thii2 [03:42] TA: who el2e do ii have to connect? [03:42] CT: D --> Pei%es is prototyping some rainbow shrimp thing, so she should be ready soon [03:43] TA: raiinbow 2hriimp [03:43] TA: fuckiing fanta2tiic ii needed more horror2 for my over-exerted pan a2 iit wa2 [03:43] CT: D --> It is only s shrimp, how powerful could it be [03:45] CT: D --> Oh, also, take this code [03:45] CT: D --> nU114c35 [03:46] TA: for what rea2on? [03:46] CT: D --> It should give you a way to combat the gravity manip001ation abilities [03:49] TA: oh ii2 that what that ii2? alriight ii'll make iit after ii fiinii2h thii2 [03:49] CT: D --> If you could pass the code to anyone you talk to, that would be fantastic [03:51] TA: ii'll keep iit iin miind [03:58] CT: D --> Pei%es is in game, and Kanaya just came online [04:11] CT: D --> Kanaya is in game [04:11] CT: D --> Please connect the chain, and then get me in game as well [04:11] CT: D --> The meteors are becoming quite the problem [04:11] TA: how about ii do that fiir2t? [04:11] TA: then connect theiir chaiin2? [04:11] CT: D --> Or that [04:11] TA: riight [04:12] TA: okay hold up [04:12] TA: have you iin2talled the cliient? [04:12] CT: D --> Everything is installed and running [04:12] TA: alriight hold on connectiing [04:13] TA: look at thii2 blue fucker [04:13] TA: totally horriible [04:13] TA: let me throw 2omethiing at hiim wiith the cur2or [04:13] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] tosses a robot part at you -- [04:13] TA: alriight deployiing thii2 2hiit [04:14] -- courserTechnician [CT] Catches and breaks the part -- [04:14] CT: D --> None of that now [04:14] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] Depolys: Totem Lathe -- [04:14] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] Deploys: Alchemeiter -- [04:15] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] Deploys: Punch Card -- [04:15] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] Deploys: Cruxtruder -- [04:15] -- courserTechnician [CT] Hits top of Cruxtruder -- [04:16] -- courserTechnician [CT] Prototypes Veridis head -- [04:16] TA: need anythiing el2e? or are you good to go? [04:16] CT: D --> I am fine now [04:16] -- courserTechnician [CT] Takes dowel and puts it in the Lathe -- [04:16] -- courserTechnician [CT] Puts pre-punched card in slot -- [04:16] TA: alriight let me connect GA and CC [04:17] -- courserTechnician [CT] Carves dowel -- [04:17] -- courserTechnician [CT] Places totem on Alchemiter -- [04:17] CT: D --> It's a glass of milk [04:17] CT: D --> I hate this game [04:18] TA: omfg thii2 ii2 perfect [04:18] TA: ii'm fuckiing teariing up CT [04:18] CT: D --> Sol100%, I may need you to assist me with this [04:18] TA: ii love thii2 game holy 2HIIT [04:18] TA: what do you need CT? [04:18] CT: D --> Can you please pick the milk up, and pour it into my mouth [04:18] CT: D --> And if you tell anyone, I will not kill you [04:19] TA: ... [04:20] CT: D --> Just get this farce over with [04:20] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] is now an idle chum! -- [04:21] TA: ii'm 2orry CT [04:21] TA: ii wa2 laughiing [04:21] TA: okay yeah 2ure [04:21] CT: D --> Thank you [04:22] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] hovers glass above Equius and pours the contents out -- [04:22] -- courserTechnician [CT] Opens is mouth -- [04:22] TA: equiiu2, ii'm goiing to be hone2t ii've never not hated you more than iin thii2 moment [04:22] -- courserTechnician [CT] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 16:22 -- [04:24] -- courserTechnician [CT] began trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 16:24 -- [04:24] CT: D --> That was horrific [04:24] TA: maybe for you [04:24] TA: but ii'm 2o glad we could 2hare thii2 [04:24] TA: really ii thiink iit'2 brought u2 clo2er a2 friiend2 [04:24] CT: D --> Captor, if you tell anyone about this, I will personally find a way to kill god tiers [04:25] TA: don't 2weat iit CT ehehehe [04:25] TA: thii2 wiill ju2t be 2omethiing ii keep to my2elf, [04:25] CT: D --> I appreciate this [04:25] TA: a memory for tho2e cold, lonely day2 [04:25] CT: D --> ... [04:25] TA: ii'm 2orry ii can't 2top laughiing about thii2 [04:26] CT: D --> I will be at your land shortly [04:26] -- courserTechnician [CT] STRONG Jumps through the second gate -- [04:27] CT: D --> Oh, what does your land 100k like, by the way [04:27] TA: take your tiime, ii'm buiildiing up your hiive wiith 2ome left over grii2t [04:27] TA: iit'2 covered iin a thiick fog and there are tall, 2lender, black tree2 everywhere [04:27] CT: D --> Oh [04:27] CT: D --> I'm here [04:28] CT: D --> It seems that the 2nd gate connects to your server [04:29] TA: hm, ii thiink ii read iin a text code the order of gate2 and theiir connectiion2 [04:29] TA: ii'm goiing to have to check iit out agaiin [04:30] CT: D --> That would be a good idea [04:30] TA: anyway let me fiinii2h my coffee and ii'll come get you [04:30] CT: D --> Good, Veridi is annoying as ever [04:32] TA: alriight, ii'm goiing to u2e p2iioniic2 a2 a beacon, let me know iif you can 2ee a purpley-red-blue liight from where you are [04:33] CT: D --> I am heading there now [04:34] TA: you can 2ee the liight? [04:34] TA: are you walkiing toward2 the liight equiiu2? [04:34] CT: D --> Yes, Sol100%, I am [04:35] CT: D --> Actually, I am running, so I can get this over with and go back to my own planet [04:36] TA: why? don't liike the fog? [04:37] CT: D --> Not really [04:37] CT: D --> But more importantly [04:37] TA: me neiither [04:37] TA: are you almo2t here? [04:37] CT: D --> My Denizen is not on your planet [04:37] -- courserTechnician [CT] STRONG Jumps up to the quest bed -- [04:37] TA: oh 2hiit 2up lo2er [04:37] TA: fuck [04:37] TA: 2peech to text [04:37] TA: hold on [04:37] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] gave up trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 16:37 -- [04:57] -- courserTechnician [CT] began trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 16:57 -- [04:57] CT: D --> Was all of that really neccesary [04:58] TA: ii don't know what you're talkiing about CT [04:58] CT: D --> The winking, and the 100d pose [04:58] TA: iit wa2 hardly "100d" you wriiggler [04:58] CT: D --> And not to mention what you were saying the whole time [04:59] TA: you make iit 2ound liike ii wa2 talkiing diirty to you jeez [04:59] CT: D --> No, you made it sound like that [05:00] TA: ii thiink you're over reactiing really [05:01] CT: D --> I do not think I am [05:02] CT: D --> At least you finally let go of my corpse [05:02] CT: D --> That was [05:02] CT: D --> Quite disturbing really [05:02] TA: hiilariiou2 [05:02] TA: hiilariiou2 ii2 the word you're lookiing for [05:04] CT: D --> You were hugging my corpse, while winking at me [05:04] CT: D --> And repeatedly saying e%tremely 100d things [05:04] TA: hogwa2h [05:04] CT: D --> You wrapped your leg around it at one point [05:05] TA: ii'm a method comediian equiiu2 [05:05] TA: come ON your face wa2 on FIIRE iit wa2 perfect [05:06] CT: D --> And your face was crushed into the bed [05:07] CT: D --> It was perfect [05:07] TA: ii agree [05:08] TA: ii liike iit rough equiiu2 and cru2hiing my face iinto a bed ii2 not a new iidea ehehehe [05:08] CT: D --> ... [05:08] CT: D --> At least you gave me the corpse before you disappeared [05:08] CT: D --> Though, there seems to be a problem with it [05:09] CT: D --> Veridi is still in controll, and even more annoying [05:09] TA: well iit'2 not liike you can prototype iit a thiird tiime [05:09] TA: iit'2 probably a fiir2t come fiir2t 2erve ba2ii2 CT [05:11] CT: D --> Well, hopefully I do not die then [05:13] CT: D --> Though, I think it may be because my dreamself was unawakened when it was killed [05:15] TA: make2 2en2e, ii 2hould 2lapped you awake when ii had the chance, 2nce you liike iit rough ehehe [05:21] CT: D --> I regret checking to see if you had ascended [05:22] TA: good that'2 the iintentiion [05:22] TA: ii've acended and ii'm fuckiing awe2ome [05:22] CT: D --> Well, I am about to go and fight Yaldabaoth [05:22] CT: D --> I will contact you later [05:22] CT: D --> Or not [05:23] TA: yeah good luck wiith that death wii2h [05:23] CT: D --> Thank you [05:23] CT: D --> Goodbye [05:23] -- courserTechnician [CT] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 17:23 --

It had the mark of a sun on it and was colored brighter than anything on the planet. It was true this was the only bright thing on the water-scape, and perhaps the only island. It was pretty lucky of the troll to be given one in such an obvious location. Though she had discovered it nearly forty minutes ago, she still had done nothing about it. Would this actually even work, or was this just some sort of ploy to get her to kill herself? You could never truly trust anybody, well, mostly everybody, they were backstabbers and liars and cheats and doublecrossers. She even had doubts about her moirail at times; after all, they grew up close. The cerulean blood sat down Indian-style, deciding to troll another to perhaps get some sway on her decision. [01:08] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 01:08 -- [01:09] AG: Oh, hey. [01:09] AG: Can you like kill Sollux or something already? [01:09] AG: Isn't that your little plan? [01:09] CT: D --> Let me guess [01:09] AG: I need to know if this 8ullshit even works. [01:09] CT: D --> Thought so [01:09] CT: D --> I cannot kill Sol100% [01:09] CT: D --> Because I am not in the game [01:10] AG: Useless!!!!!!!! [01:10] AG: Who is supposed to get you in? [01:10] CT: D --> Sol100% [01:11] CT: D --> And I would appreciate it [01:11] CT: D --> If you did not attempt to mind control him into getting me into the game prematurely [01:11] AG: So you're last? Figures, it figures that this is going to t8ke forever to work. [01:11] CT: D --> Yes, I am last [01:11] AG: Whyyyyyyyy? Would that ruuuuuuuuin your plan? [01:11] CT: D --> Not really [01:11] CT: D --> It would just be inconvenient [01:12] CT: D --> I still have work to do here before I enter the game [01:12] AG: Like what? Isn't your pail8ot complete? [01:13] CT: D --> Serket, do you want me to make you slap yourself again [01:17] AG: You know what, fuck it, there's a chance that this will turn out good. [01:17] AG: And having every single 8it of luck, all of it you could say, this can't end 8adly. [01:17] CT: D --> Good 100ck [01:17] AG: 8ut 8efore I go off, or wh8ver, would you mind telling me the entering order? [01:18] CT: D --> May I do the honors, or do you want to kill yourself [01:18] CT: D --> Ah, the entering order is [01:18] AG: As disgusted as I am with you, I might 8e a8le to help push this along a little quicker. [01:18] AG: And no, I got this. [01:19] CT: D --> Sol100%, Pyrope, You, Highb100d, Ampora, Pei%es [01:19] CT: D --> Team one [01:19] CT: D --> Team two is [01:19] CT: D --> Kanaya, Nepeta, Nitram, Vantas, Aradia and then myself [01:20] AG: Oh, wonderful, so it's the nerds who haven't gotten in yet. [01:20] AG: This will 8e waaaaaaaay easy. Vriska had summoned a spear from her octet quite a lucky roll for the situation. She held it close to her heart, attempted to thrust, but it just didn't happen. There was hesitation. This could still be a lie, or something of that nature, she just wasn't sure. This was truly the last person she trusted at the moment. [01:22] CT: D --> Have you killed yourself yet [01:24] AG: "Have you killed yourself yet," no I'm still online, 8n't I? [01:24] CT: D --> I was unaware that your death would lead to your communication device turning off [01:24] AG: That's just how it happens!!!!!!!! [01:28] CT: D --> You are taking quite a while to kill yourself Serket [01:28] CT: D --> Are you sure you do not need my help [01:34] AG: No, I got this, really. [01:34] AG: It's not a 8ig deal. [01:34] AG: I just have to, um, sta8 myself in the chest, right? [01:34] AG: That's not all that 8ad. [01:34] CT: D --> You need to kill yourself [01:34] AG: May8e I could even do a roll or something? [01:34] AG: I'm figuring out how I want to do it don't rush me!!!!!!!! [01:35] CT: D --> You are going to keep putting this off with ridic001ous reasons [01:35] CT: D --> It is a simple thing to do [01:35] CT: D --> Just take a weapon, and p100nge it through your heart [01:35] AG: Nonsense, it's just killing myself, I'll 8e revived and this is all going to work. [01:35] CT: D --> Yes, it will [01:35] AG: 8ut still please if for some reason I fuck this up, which I won't, to tell Gamzee that I'm sorry for doing it. [01:36] CT: D --> Of course [01:36] AG: Okay well I guess there's nothing left to say or do. It shouldn't of been difficult. [01:36] CT: D --> So you are certain you want to die [01:37] AG: Of course! I'm pretty sure, w8, should I just w8? [01:37] AG: I'm starting to have second thoughts, really, this is a lot of pressure, which isn't a 8ig deal for me, really. [01:37] AG: 8ut still. [01:37] CT: D --> Goodbye Serket, hopefully you will be back soon [01:38] AG: F8CK YOU M8SSED MY H8ART Y8U 8IG DUM8 8AST8RD!!!!!!!! [01:38] CT: D --> Ah, let me try again [01:38] AG: DO IT RIG [01:38] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 01:38 -- The four mechanical limbs pierced her chest one at a time, each missing her vital organs, something she was certain Zahhak had did on purpose. As if he hadn't caused enough damage, broken enough things, her eyes showed clear rage at this moment. He wouldn't get away with this. Not for long. He had better hope this didn't actually work. One of the limbs ripped out of her, probably going to go for the kill, but she instead impaled her own heart with the spear, taking her own life in the very end. The troll's body vanished in a flash of light, leaving behind the bloodied mechanical parts. Black and white men, powerful constructs, battle. Looking up at the sky, it seemed that she had been transported to that ominous planet that seemed ever so distant before. Skaia. For some reason the Witch knew the name of the planet. She felt as if she knew a lot of things. Ah, so Light meant far more than literal Light. It meant fortune, knowledge, it seemed fitting, or at least the spidertroll thought it did. A large golem attempted to smash her, but she vanished in a flash of light before it had the glory of slaying a Prospitarian nobel. And so that was the first place she thought of, and the first place she was transported to. The golden city of Prospit. The newly awakened god found a building to sit upon, finding her flight to be perhaps one of the coolest things about this whole ascension deal. The troll held a finger up to chained moon, forming her hand like a gun and then firing a powerful laser, collapsing a building in the distance. Whoops. She decided to move from her current location with that. [01:46] -- courserTechnician [CT] began trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 01:46 -- [01:46] CT: D --> I am to assume it worked [01:48] AG: Of course it worked, was there ever even a dou8t a8out that? :::;) [01:49] CT: D --> Apparently there was, or I would not have had to kill you [01:49] AG: I'll just pretend that you're a horri8le shot and missed on accident. [01:50] CT: D --> Yes [01:50] CT: D --> Accident [01:51] CT: D --> So, I am curious [01:51] CT: D --> What has changed [01:53] AG: Well you'll find that you no longer have control of my arm. [01:53] AG: Also, I leveled up again, even though I reached the top of my echeladder. [01:53] CT: D --> Darn, it seems I do not [01:53] AG: I got this piece of shit 8adge instead of 8oon8ucks, though. [01:55] CT: D --> What does the badge to [01:56] AG: It doesn't seem to do anything. [01:57] CT: D --> Any new abilities [01:59] AG: I can fly and I got sweet pajamas, that's pretty much it. Yeah, there's nothing to God Tier at all, it was completely pointless. [01:59] AG: Of course!!!!!!!! [02:00] CT: D --> It seems you attitude is just as horrendous [02:08] AG: Yeeeeeeeeah, yeah, wh8ver. [02:08] AG: Now I'm going to go test out exactly what I can do, so l8ter, loser. [02:08] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 02:08 -- Jegus fuck, another one? [01:46] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] began trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 01:46 -- [01:46] TA: vrii2ka? [01:48] AG: Yes, for the third time, I am very much alive. [01:49] AG: You shouldn't of let Zahhak slow you down so much, Sollux. [01:49] TA: 2low me down? [01:49] TA: waiit 2o god teiir work2? [01:54] AG: Duh! I died and am still here, am I not? [01:56] TA: ii gue22 ii'm ju2t checkiing [01:56] TA: ugh, thii2 ii2 goiing to 2uck [02:00] AG: Don't 8e such a wuss, it wasn't all thaaaaaaaat 8ad. [02:01] TA: ughh [02:01] TA: maybe ii don't know [02:01] TA: iit'2 2tiill not 2omethiing ii'm completely okay on the iidea of [02:01] AG: May8e you should just w8 then! You still have the advantage of having like three yous running around. [02:02] TA: true but ii have the dii2advantage of beiing a cla22 that deal2 wth the death of other2 [02:05] AG: A Heir is protected 8y their aspect. [02:06] AG: I suddenly know a 8unch of random trivia, it's actually kind of annoying. [02:08] TA: protected by... [02:08] TA: 2o ii'll be protected by death? [02:09] TA: and tagedy and 2triife and [02:09] TA: actually [02:09] TA: what doe2 doom mean? [02:10] AG: Doom is pretty str8forward for the most part, you got it right with the death and disaster thing. 8ut it also represents law and judgement. [02:11] AG: I don't have a full grasp on all of these facts yet, and all this shit has m8de me really tired. [02:13] TA: well ii'm not goiing to keep you conciiou2 iif you're tiired, go pa22 out [02:13] TA: ii'm goiing to mull over the iidea of beiing protected by death [02:13] AG: Don't hurt your 8rain. ::::) [02:13] AG: 8yeeeeeeee! [02:13] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 02:13 -- There wasn't actually any time to sleep. The first thing she would do would return to her own planet. Oh, and probably contact her moirail, who was without a doubt probably alerted of this who situation due to Equius's loud mouth. Couldn't trust that guy with a secret to save your life. The witch's wings spread out, and she made her way towards the Land of Shadows and Misfortune.

[03:32] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 03:32 --

[15:05:09] — aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 15:05 —

[03:37:13] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] gave up trolling ceasersAbsolution [CA] at 03:37 —