#aristocraticgambit

[05:54] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] at 05:54 --

[05:54] AG: You know you never hit me up right after you got in game, 8ut that's okay, I've 8een 8usy anyway. And I suspect so have you.

[05:56] TC: BUSY GETTING MY LUNGS FILLED UP WITH MOTHERFUCKING SMOKE.

[05:56] TC: and not in a good way.

[05:56] TC: SORRY.

[05:56] TC: :o(

[05:57] AG: Is your land full of smog or some shit? At least it isn't full of rampaging sea creatures.

[05:58] TC: LITERAL SMOKE EVERYWHERE, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE SHIT I'M FIGHTING.

[05:58] AG: You could always alchemize a gas mask; I 8elieve I have a code for a military one a soldier left 8ehind in this arcade.

[05:58] TC: i left because eridan was getting on my nerves constructing my hive with the grist i'd collected.

[05:59] AG: Pro8a8ly wouldn't help your sight pro8lems too much 8ut hey, at least you'd 8e a8le to 8reathe.

[06:00] TC: I SHOULD PROBABLY HEAD BACK TO HOMEBASE AND DO THAT THEN.

[06:00] TC: i'm chilling out in this cave i found out here.

[06:00] AG: What an im8ecile, I haven't even heard from him since we got in game.

[06:00] AG: Just tell me when you're there, and I'll give it to you.

[06:01] AG: I also have like, 8 thousand things to tell you.

[06:01] TC: IT'LL PROBABLY TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING WHILE, I WENT OUT A PRETTY LONG WAYS.

[06:02] TC: so you can tell me that stuff now, i guess, while i'm all up and getting my recovery on. :o)

[06:02] AG: T8ke your time.

[06:02] AG: Well the first exciting 8it of news is that I died.

[06:02] AG: 8ut, it's okay, 8ecause now I'm an immortal God.

[06:02] TC: HONK HONK HONK.

[06:03] TC: that sounds like the sweetest of miracles, 8a8e.

[06:03] AG: I'm not sure how you felt a8out my ro8ot parts, 8ut those are gone now too, as a result.

[06:03] AG: Yes, it is, it's gr8. ::::)

[06:03] TC: BLUE ALREADY TOLD ME ABOUT YOU KILLING HIM, BUT I CAN'T REALLY TALK TO HIM PROPERLY RIGHT NOW.

[06:04] TC: and nah, the robot parts were no big deal, i mean i'm literally half robot.

[06:05] AG: He was asking for it. I haven't told any8ody yet 8ut I guess now it's all out of the 8ag, you 8n't mad a8out that?

[06:06] AG: He purposely caused me pain when killing me, annnnnnnnd not to mention his horri8le attitude towards me.

[06:06] TC: I MEAN, THE ONLY THING I'M ACTUALLY MOTHERFUCKING ANGRY ABOUT IS THAT HE WAS A BIG ENOUGH CHICKEN ASS TO COMBINE HIMSELF WITH THAT REBEL.

[06:06] TC: oh, and that i can't see anything outside this cave, but that's not what we're talking about.

[06:07] AG: W8, what? He fused himself with his Sprite?

[06:08] AG: Fuuuuuuuuck, now we have two weird sprite trolls.

[06:08] TC: TWO? WHO ELSE MOTHERFUCKING DID THAT?

[06:09] AG: Aradia. She's part frog now.

[06:09] AG: You didn't know a8out that?

[06:09] AG: YOu know, she had to t8ke a physical form, 8ecause Equius 'accidently' murdered her.

[06:09] TC: i don't know about a lot, 8a8e, I've been out slaughtering basilisks and shit to stop thinking about...

[06:10] TC: WELL, THERE'S THESE MOTHERFUCKING MIRRORS EVERYWHERE TOO, AND THEY GIVE ME THE CREEPS.

[06:11] TC: they're all fogged up so i can barely make out my reflection, but i feel like the reflections aren't right or something.

[06:11] AG: Your land defin8tly sounds........interesting.

[06:11] AG: I would use caution if you decide to stare into them for too long.

[06:11] AG: 8ut I still think you should try to do it sometime.

[06:12] TC: WELL, IT'S EITHER GO BACK OUT THERE AND SEE WHAT ERIDAN'S BEEN DOING WITH MY HIVE, OR GO DEEPER IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAVE.

[06:13] TC: neither option will lead to a miraculous outcome, more than likely.

[06:14] AG: There's pro8a8ly nothing you can't handle in that cave. :::;)

[06:14] TC: HONK.

[06:15] TC: considering i've been taking out basilisks blind, probably not. ;o)

[06:16] TC: FUNNY, THIS IS PROBABLY SOME KARMIC BULLSHIT FOR WHAT I DID TO TEREZI, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.

[06:16] AG: I haven't yet encountered something I haven't 8een a8le to t8ke. I keep hearing a8out super-8osses or wh8ver called Denizens, and I think I'd like to fight one of those.

[06:17] TC: whatever you do, just be careful.

[06:17] AG: Looooooool, no, I'd h8 to say it 8ut I think karma already got you with your legs.

[06:17] AG: This is just the game fucking with us.

[06:17] TC: HONK.

[06:17] AG: And I will 8e careful, not that I can die or anything.

[06:18] AG: You really should look into this God Tier thing.

[06:24] TC: i don't think i need it just yet, but i don't really know.

[06:25] TC: THE RUSTBLOOD DANCESTOR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY GUIDE, SO I WAS ACTUALLY BANKING ON HER GIVING ME A BOONDOLLAR'S WORTH OF INFO AT LEAST.

[06:25] AG: It wouldn't hurt to find your quest 8ed and at least know where it is.

[06:25] TC: yeah, that's true.

[06:26] AG: I would tell you to tell her to fuck off, 8uuuuuuuut, a recent 8it of inform8tion tells me we should actually listen to what these idiots have to say.

[06:26] AG: Somewhat.

[06:26] AG: Some things they say still strike me as a 8it off.

[06:26] TC: BLUE SEEMS TO THINK THEY DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT NOW, BUT THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE LIMEBLOOD TALKING.

[06:27] AG: They know more than us, well no, not more than me. I'm a god of knowledge now, so I really should 8e every8ody's primary source of inform8tion.

[06:27] AG: 8ut alas, it's a tragedy.

[06:27] AG: I don't have enough time to c8r to idiots all day, so these people will work just as well.

[06:27] AG: And may8e, just maaaaaaaay8e, they might know something I don't.

[06:28] TC: nah, they probably don't, you've always been pretty.

[06:28] TC: PRETTY SMART.

[06:28] TC: i meant pretty smart.

[06:28] TC: HONK.

[06:29] AG: Stop it, you're m8king me 8lush. :::;)

[06:29] TC: heheh. :o)

[06:30] TC: SO, HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM THE OTHERS? HOW ARE KARKAT AND TAVROS?

[06:31] AG: I've only heard things from Terezi, who you don't care a8out, Sollux, who is also a god now, Karkat, who is on the god 8andwagon as well, and Equius, who is apparently a sprite now.

[06:32] AG: Soooooooo, those four are doing good.

[06:32] AG: And me, of course, I'm doing good.

[06:32] TC: of course, i wouldn't be talking to you right now otherwise. ;o)

[06:32] AG: I've 8een using a large amount of my psychic a8ility to mess witht he Prospitarian economy.

[06:33] AG: It's 8een pretty fun8.

[06:34] TC: I'VE GATHERED ALL OF MY CONSORTS IN MY HIVE, THEY SEEM TO ENJOY IT MORE THERE THAN IN THEIR SMOKED UP VILLAGES.

[06:34] TC: but, uhh... prospitarian what now?

[06:34] AG: All of them?

[06:34] TC: YES, EVERY ONE OF THEM.

[06:34] AG: Oh, right, you know the gold planet you go to when you sleep?

[06:35] TC: i haven't slept since i got here, 8a8e.

[06:35] AG: Well there's a golden planet and it has a 8unch of white creatures on it.

[06:35] AG: You should come see it sometime.

[06:36] TC: I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT MY RECUPERACOON IS WRECKED AS A MOTHERFUCKER.

[06:38] AG: cl34n41R is the code for the gas mask, 8tw.

[06:40] TC: alright, i probably won't remember that exactly, but that's what logs are for.

[06:40] AG: Unfortun8tley, I don't even have a recuperacoon in this arc8de to give you.

[06:40] TC: IT'S FINE, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO SLEEP WITHOUT THE WICKED NIGHTMARES BOTHERING ME.

[06:41] TC: maybe.

[06:41] TC: HONK.

[06:41] AG: I could always 8e your recuperacoon. :::;)

[06:42] TC: aww, stop it, now you're making me blush. ;o)

[06:44] AG: You know it coooooooould work.

[06:45] TC: POSSIBLY.

[06:45] TC: but i can't really get to you right now. :o(

[06:46] AG: It's no 8ig deal, I can teleport now, it's a nice little a8ility I got with the immortal thing.

[06:47] TC: MOTHERFUCK, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW SOONER.

[06:48] AG: Sorry. ::::(

[06:49] TC: that may have came off in the wrong way, i wasn't angry, 8a8e.

[06:50] TC: I APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING YOU THINK AN APOLOGY WAS NECESSARY.

[06:50] TC: :o)

[06:50] AG: It's okay, well now you know.

[06:50] AG: I am kinda 8usy right now, 8ut it's nothing I can't drop if you want to see me now.

[06:51] TC: IT'S UP TO YOU, REALLY.

[06:51] TC: you can wait until i get back to my hive, but then eridan would see us together and start getting his black on with me again.

[06:52] AG: May8e I could just flash there and gra8 you then flash 8ack here?

[06:52] AG: I mean, a wicked thunderstorm just started, 8ut it's still a 8it more peaceful than having him watch us sleep.

[06:52] TC: THAT COULD MOTHERFUCKING WORK.

[06:53] AG: Just tell me when you're ready, then.

[06:54] TC: whenever you are, 8a8e. ;o)

[06:54] AG: You're 8ack at your hive already? That was quick.

[06:56] TC: I WAS WALKING AND MESSAGING YOU AT THE SAME TIME, I MADE THIS PRETTY SWEET HOLO-SCREEN DEAL.

[06:56] AG: Alright, I'll 8e there in like one second.

[06:56] AG: Annnnnnnnd, here.

[06:56] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] waves --

[06:56] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] honks excitedly --

[06:57] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] hugs Gamzee, only to flash him and herself back to her "hive" --

[06:57] TC: nice threads, i guess they came with the whole god transformation thing?

[06:58] AG: Yup! I like them, they're comforta8le and stylish.

[06:58] TC: OH.

[06:58] AG: Like you can kick a ton of ass while feeling relaxed. Like action pajamas.

[06:59] AG: 8ut yeah, here we are, my "hive."

[06:59] AG: Still a liiiiiiiittleeeeeeee mad a8out that whole "Sollux hijacking my actual place" thing.

[07:00] TC: so, uh, where exactly are we supposed to sleep in here?

[07:00] AG: Terezi left a 8unch of Scalem8s in here earlier, we could form something out of them.

[07:01] TC: HONK.

[07:01] TC: as long as we can get past the squeeking.

[07:02] AG: It shouldn't 8e all that 8ig of a deal.

[07:02] AG: I'll 8e distracted 8y something else.

[07:02] AG: :::;)

[07:03] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] blushes --

[07:03] TC: UHH.

[07:03] TC: don't you mean someone else?

[07:04] AG: Yeah, suuuuuuuure, that's what I meant.

[07:04] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] looks away to conceal embarassed blush --

[07:05] TC: WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD ROUND UP THOSE SCALEMATES.

[07:06] TC: heheheh.

[07:06] AG: Yup, they're scattered all over so it will pro8a8ly t8ke a min8.

[07:08] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] hurries off, trying not to think too hard about the whole something/someone thing --

[07:13] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] returns with a plethora of scalemates in his arms, dropping them and flinching at the many squeeks --

[07:14] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] arranges the Scalemates she had gathered into a makeshift mattress --

[07:18] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] stretches his robotic legs slowly before attempting to lay down --

[07:18] TC: MAYBE.

[07:18] TC: maybe i'll consider that god tier deal.

[07:19] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] retracts her wings and lays down, attempting to not set off any squeaks --

[07:19] AG: It would 8e pretty shitty if you weren't immortal with me, so I hope so.

[07:20] TC: YEAH, HEHEH.

[07:21] TC: but i was more going about it because of my legs.

[07:21] TC: HONK.

[07:21] TC: :o/

[07:25] AG: Well of course, you know I would apprec8te thaaaaaaaat part, too.

[07:25] AG: Not that there's anything wrong with how you are now.

[07:27] TC: THANKS.

[07:28] TC: i mean, you were in the same boat as me with all this mechanical shit before this game, but it still means a lot.

[07:29] AG: I'd have to say I'm pretty happy that Equius can't control those parts of me anymore.

[07:30] TC: I GUESS I'M MOTHERFUCKING LUCKY HE GAVE ME FULL CONTROL OF MY LEGS.

[07:32] AG: What???????? He doesn't have a remote for them or anything?

[07:32] AG: He said it was mandatory, ugh, I just cannot deal with that guy.

[07:33] AG: No offense to you, or anything.

[07:33] TC: i think he made an exception because of my position on the hemospectrum.

[07:34] TC: WHICH WAS AND STILL IS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID.

[07:35] AG: He's only one step higher than me!!!!!!!!

[07:35] AG: Just, let's talk a8out something or someone else.

[07:36] TC: he's not higher than anyone anyway, like i said, stupid.

[07:37] TC: BUT YEAH, WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT HIM BEING SOME ABOMINATION FUSION WITH THAT LIMEBLOOD.

[07:41] AG: So you really haven't talked to any8ody else since we got in?

[07:42] TC: yeah, i guess that sounds kind of crazy, but it's true.

[07:43] AG: They're pro8a8ly 8usy sucking at the game harder than we do.

[07:46] TC: WELL, YOU AREN'T EXACTLY SUCKING CONSIDERING YOU'VE BECOME A GOD AND ALL.

[07:47] TC: :o)

[07:54] AG: Well of course I 8n't sucking, 8ut I sure have had to pull every8ody else's w8 it seems.

[07:54] AG: Karkat couldn't even kill himself, he had to have me do it.

[07:56] TC: SO YOU HAVE TO MOTHERFUCKING DIE TO BECOME A GOD TIER?

[07:57] AG: Yeah, on your quest cocoon.

[07:58] AG: It 8n't the 8est thing in the world 8ut it pays off.

[07:58] TC: well, it worked for you guys, i guess i shouldn't have any problems killing myself when the time comes.

[07:58] AG: Again, I can 8e there for you if you want me to 8e.

[07:58] AG: When the time comes, that is.

[07:59] TC: HONK.

[07:59] TC: of course i'd want you to be with me, i never wanted you away from me to begin with.

[08:01] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] blushes pretty noticeably --

[08:01] AG: Just remem8er I'll never 8e away for long.

[08:02] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] grins --

[08:02] TC: RIGHT.

[08:09] AG: So this is comforta8le to you, I hope?

[08:12] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] puts an arm over her shoulder and pulls her closer --

[08:12] TC: why wouldn't it be?

[08:15] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] having been waiting for that moment, cuddles closer to him --

[08:15] AG: I don't know, the 8uttons could 8e a 8it annoying.

[08:16] TC: I CAN DEAL WITH IT, TRUST ME.

[08:17] AG: Good, just m8king sure.

[08:20] AG: ::::)

[08:21] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] nuzzles into her hair --

[08:21] TC: you probably will make a pretty miraculous recuperacoon, 8a8e.

[08:23] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] kicks off her shoes and settles down --

[08:23] AG: Hopefully the 8est!

[08:32] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] yawns --

[08:32] TC: HONK.

[08:32] TC: definitely.

[08:34] AG: We don't need to say any more right now, you should just try to rest.

[08:34] AG: You deserve itttttttt,

[08:35] -- tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] closes his eyes and drifts to sleep --

[08:38] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] cuddles him until she does the same --

[02:39] -- constitutionsGrief [CG] began trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 14:39 --

[02:39] CG: OH LOOK, I FOUND THE PATHETIC ROUND SLAB THAT YOU TOLD ME TO FIND AND SOMEBODY KNOWS WHAT I'M DOING. DO YOU THINK I'M A METAPHORICAL "PANSY" NOW, SERKET OR ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME OFF MYSELF IN A PAINLESS MANNER?

[02:41] AG: Painless? I think it will 8e quick, 8ut please, painless is a lot to ask for you know.

[02:42] AG: Listen, I'm even going to give you a chance to die with dignity! Unlike me, that is, suicide is so lame.

[02:42] AG: Soooooooo laaaaaaaameeeeeeee.

[02:44] CG: SO I'M NOT GOING TO BE COMMITTING SUICIDE THEN? I'M GOING TO NEED TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE DOING WITH ME IN CASE I DON'T THINK I WOULD WANT TO DIE THAT WAY.

[02:45] AG: I think you should just stand on your 8ed and w8 for it, it will 8e quicker that way. :::;)

[02:45] AG: Or, less painful, as you would say.

[02:45] AG: 8ecause, you know, you wouldn't see it coming.

[02:45] AG: I feel as if I could've said this a lot cooler.

[02:47] CG: LOOK, JUST CONTROL ME SO I DON'T RETALIATE AND KILL ME. IT SHOULDN'T BE SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE POWERS FROM THIS GOD TIER THING.

[02:51] AG: I told you, Karkat, suicide is lame! Do you want to 8e lame? I am trying to m8ke it so you 8n't lame!!!!!!!!

[02:53] CG: WELL HOWEVER I'M DYING, I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO NOT ATTEMPT TO PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING IN MY IDIOTIC COWARDICE THAT YOU COULDN'T EVER GROW TO UNDERSTAND.

[02:55] AG: Now is your time to grow out of your cowardice cocoon and 8lossom into a 8eautiful 8utterfly of courage and determin8tion!

[02:58] CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE USELESS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MANAGED TO DENY THE ONE PART OF MY REQUEST THAT I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON BEFORE.

[02:58] AG: Useless???????? I'm of more use to you than any8ody has ever 8een in your entire life right now!

[02:59] AG: Now, I do hope you took my advice and are standing on your quest sla8.

[02:59] AG: Have a 8loody good night, Karkat.

[02:59] AG: :::;)

[02:36] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling joylessNeonaticide [JN] at 14:36 --

[02:36] JN: im making coffee

[02:36] JN: fuck off

[02:37] AG: Listen up, sta8-happy, I need you to m8ke good on our deal in a couple of min8s.

[02:37] AG: So you 8etter hurry up with that coffee!

[02:38] JN: you should never rush someone working for free

[02:38] JN: stupid bitch

[02:39] AG: I 8elieve you spelled Witch wrong, may8e you should attend some schooling lessons while you're not w8sting time.

[02:40] AG: Oh gr8, it looks like it's a8out that time.

[02:40] AG: You 8etter 8e ready!!!!!!!!

[09:32] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling constitutionsGrief [CG] at 09:32 --

[09:32] AG: Hey Karkat, how are you liking the game so far?

[09:32] AG: Didn't get mortally injured yet, did you?

[09:35] CG: OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GETTING MORTALLY INJURED, AND IF YOU ACTUALLY LEARNED ABOUT HOW FAITH IN IDIOTS WHO AREN'T YOU WORKED, YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THA YOURSELF. THE WORST I'VE GOTTEN IS TOO MANY WELTS ON MY FACE FROM THE STINGERS AND SOLLUX GAVE ME SOMETHING TO TREAT THOSE WITH.

[09:36] AG: What a shame, I mean, a shame that you haven't 8een mortally injured. If you knew anything a8out this game, you would know that getting killed is how you win!

[09:37] AG: Don't you pay attention to what your friends are saying? If you would pay attention, you would know, you would knoooooooow.

[09:40] CG: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT GOD TIER THING, AREN'T YOU? WELL LISTEN TO THIS, SHITPRICK WHO WAS VOMITED OUT OF THE SWEAT GLANDS OF AN ARACHNID, I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF DYING YET AND I WOULD PREFER TO USE THIS GOD TIERING PROCESS AS A WAY TO SAVE MY ASS IF I NEED IT. MAYBE I'LL CHANGE MY MIND LATER, BUT FOR NOW, THE CONCEPT OF OFFING MYSELF IS TOO HORRIFYING TO FOLLOW.

[09:40] CG: ARE YOU HAPPY TO KNOW MY REASONING?

[09:40] AG: Yeah, I'm happy with it.

[09:41] AG: Other than the fact that it totally doesn't m8ke any sense! Silly Vantas, don't you know once you 8ecome God Tier you 8ecome immortal? That's what it's a8out, 8ecoming a God. What's the point of saving it for l8ter when you could never have to worry a8out saving your ass ever again?

[09:41] AG: Not that saving my ass is something I worry a8out, you know, 8eing as powerful as I am.

[09:45] CG: AGAIN, I THINK I WANT TO WAIT UNTIL I'M EITHER COMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF DYING WHETHER IT'S TO BECOME A GOD OR NOT OR AT LEAST UNTIL I'M DYING ANYWAY AND WOULD PREFER FOR IT TO NOT BE PERMANENT, BUT AT THE MOMENT I'M NOT SURE I COMPLETELY TRUST THIS THING AND I AM SURE THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE FEELING THE PAIN OF SOME MORTAL INJURY AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH REASONING FOR YOU.

[09:48] AG: Am I not living proof enough? I could always push you along, your small thinkpan is never too much effort for me, after all. Of course, I would never do that without asking you first, 8eing the thoughtful person that I am. You wouldn't even have to worry a8out worrying, even though that's all you do. You know, you're a worrier. A worrying whining worrier.

[09:51] CG: YES, I KNOW YOU'RE PROOF THAT THIS WHOLE THING WORKS AND I'M PRETTY SURE SOLLUX HAS OFFED HIMSELF BY NOW TOO, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMFORTABLE FACING NY OWN DEATH EVEN IF I KNOW I'M COMING BACK. I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY ASCENSION IS SUPPOSEDLY SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.

[09:52] AG: 8ecause I don't want pansies on my team, Vantas, I already have to deal with two of them as it is!!!!!!!!

[09:39] CG: I AM *NOT* A "PANSY"; I'M JUST BEING REASONABLE. I SPENT SWEEPS ON ALTERNIA TRYING TO PREVENT MY OWN DEATH AND SO IT SEEMS KIND OF COUNTERINTUITIVE TO OFF MYSELF RIGHT NOW, EVEN IF IT WILL MAKE ME IMMORTAL. AND IT ISN'T AS IF I CAN CONTROL WHETHER OR NOT YOU FORCE ME TO DO IT, SO GO AHEAD AND TRY IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, BUT DON'T COME WHINING TO ME WHEN I FLIP EVERY CONCEIVABLE SHIT IN MY FINAL MOMENTS BEFORE ASCEN

[09:47] AG: I'm suuuuuuuure our entire team will 8e frozen in fear as the mighty Karkat Vantas m8kes his rampage through the Medium and o8liter8s everything in his path! I'm pratically wetting myself thinking a8out it right now.

[09:48] AG: I'm just going to go ahead and t8ke that as a stern "no." I guess you don't want to win the easy way, after all, you know it shows determin8tion t8king the long road like that.

[09:49] AG: Either way the offer 8n't going nowhere, it's still here, as it will 8e until you ascend.

[09:49] AG: Since I'm such a good friend and all.

[09:49] AG: ::::)

[09:50] CG: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO AT THIS POINT, SINCE IT ISN'T AS IF I COULD EVER STOP YOU. I JUST HOPE YOU'D AT LEAST GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO WARN SOMEBODY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

[09:52] AG: Damn str8 you couldn't stop me. I guess you're lucky Karkat, lucky that I'm a merciful god.

[09:54] CG: "MERCIFUL" INDEED. JUST NEVER USE YOUR OBVIOUSLY *SUPERIOR* MENTAL POWERS TO DO ANYTHING THAT I WOULD END UP REGRETTING AND THEREFORE DETESTING MYSELF EVEN MORE THAN I DO ALREADY, IF IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LOATHE MYSELF ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DO.

[09:58] AG: For fucks s8ke, you need to 8e a little more discreet a8out your o8sidian feelings. It's like you want to h8 every8ody, sooner or l8ter you'll 8e h8ting your self.

[09:58] AG: Ooooooooh please tell me that might actually happen, that would just 8e too hilarious for words to descri8e!

[10:19] CG: I ALREADY DO HATE MYSELF MORE THAN WORD COULD EVER DESCRIBE BECAUSE I'M A COWARDLY BULGESACK OF HOOFBEAST VOMIT LEFT TO DRY IN FEATHERBEAST SHIT OVER THE THOUSANDS OF SWEEPS AS CORPSES ROT IN IT, SO YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.

[10:19] CG: JUST MAKE SURE I DON'T FEEL IT IF YOU DECIDE TO FORCE ME TO ASCEND TO GOD TIER.

[10:21] -- constitutionsGrief [CG] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[10:22] -- constitutionsGrief [CG] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

[10:22] -- constitutionsGrief [CG] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

[10:24] AG: Sorry, I was 8usy laughing all I wanted, 8ecause you really do descri8e yourself well. Congratul8tions, knowing your pro8lem is the first step to curing it.

[10:24] AG: Nah, it's okay, no need to 8e so scared, even if it is kinda cute. I won't 8e controlling you, not today anywaaaaaaaay.

[10:24] AG: Unless, of course, if you're reconsidering my offer in a serious manner.

[10:26] CG: I'M JUST SAYING THAT I DON'T THINK I COULD BE DOING IT ON MY OWN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED, UNLESS I WAS ALREADY DYING TO BEGIN WITH.

[10:29] AG: Ugh, do you even know where your quest 8ed is?

[10:30] AG: May8e you should find that first, and you know, actually reach the top of your echeladder. You're not as skilled as me, so you pro8a8ly won't want to skip any.

[10:36] CG: SERKET, I WAS THE GRAND THRESHECUTIONER OF SECTOR THREE AND PROBABLY MORE SKILLED THAN YOU WILL EVER BE WITH A SPECIBUS THAT RELIES PURELY ON LUCK. UNLIKE YOU WITH THE DICE THAT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IF YOU SHOVED THEM UP YOUR WASTE CHUTE AND CHOKED ON THEM AS THEY GOT SHIT OUT, SICKLES AND THE FIGHTING WITH THEM ARE RELIABLE EVERY TIME.

[10:41] AG: Oh, alright, we'll just ignore the fact that I was one of the 8est in the aristocratic com8at art of 8ladekind. Even so, I wouldn't ever have to 8ring that out, 8ecause even my most pathetic roll could t8ke you handling a pair of sharp o8jects.

[10:41] AG: That's just dangerous for yourself.

[10:41] AG: Oh man, I was right! You do h8 yourself, especially if you get all up and down on that level of self-harm.

[10:42] AG: Now are we a8out done flirting? I mean, I wouldn't want you to get caught cheating on yourself.

[10:43] CG: YOU CAN PROMPTLY GO FUCK YOURSELF IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE ORIFICE, PREFERABLY WITH SOMETHING SHARP THAT WOULD GUT YOU ALIVE, SERKET, AND I AM SURE THAT IT WOULD BE A JUST DEATH.

[10:44] AG: I've only 8een trying to help you, I don't see how that could 8e considered in any way just. :::;)

[10:46] CG: WELL THEN FINE. PROCEED WITH WHATEVER ASSFUCKERY THAT WILL RESULT IN NOTHING BUT EXTREME FAILURE AND HORRIBLE NIGHT TERRORS FOR SWEEPS AFTERWARDS EVEN WITH SOPOR SLIME THAT YOU CONSIDER TO BE HELP. SEE JUST HOW MANY FUCKS I ACTUALLY GVE. OH WAIT, IT'S A NEGATIVE NUMBER.

[10:57] AG: Actually, I don't indulge in that sopor shit anymore, due to a friend's request.

[11:04] CG: WELL I DON'T CARE. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO AT THIS POINT, AND I GUESS I'LL BE FORCED TO DEAL WITH WHATEVER MENTAL TORMENT COMES AS A RESULT AFTERWARDS ON MY OWN.

[11:04] AG: And I really do not think you're understanding that it is literally impossi8le for me to fail. I can't lose. I have control of all of the odds, Karkat. All of the odds, all of the chances, and they all point in my favor.

[11:05] AG: So I will continue to do what I want, and you will watch. You'll watch and w8 and do your own thing, sucking your own 8ulge and hopefully 8ecoming a decent player on MY team.

[11:06] AG: 8ut until then, you know my offer still stands shoudl you man up, and of course, feel free to talk to me whenever.

[11:06] AG: Don't 8e such a stranger. :::;)

[11:06] CG: CONGRATULATIONS THEN. I HOPE YOU ENJOY PLAYING WITH ALL THE LUCK YOU HAVE AND RELYING ON A SET OF DICE INSTEAD OF TRYING TO USE A SENSIBLE WEAPON ALL THE TIME.

[11:07] AG: You seem a little jealous of my dice. I don't think you are understanding how dangerous they really are.

[11:07] AG: You see, Karkat, I control ALL of the luck. All of it. Therefore, I can choose wh8ver roll I want. The outcome is up to me.

[11:07] CG: AS FOR YOUR OFFER, I MIGHT JUST TAKE YOU UP ON IT. IT SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED ON SOLLUX AND I THINK HE WOULD BE THRILLED TO HAVE ONE LESS PIECE OF MY HOOFBEAST SHIT TO BE WORRYING ABOUT.

[11:08] AG: Excellent, excellent! You know what to do, just find your quest 8ed, and leave the rest up to me.

[11:10] CG: I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION, EVEN IF I'M GOING TO END UP REGRETTING IT AFTERWARDS. I'LL TROLL YOU WHEN I'VE FOUND THE IDIOTIC SLAB OF ROCK.

[11:11] -- constitutionsGrief [CG] gave up trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 11:11 --

[11:11] AG: L8ter, Karkaaaaaaaat. :::;)

[08:00] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 08:00 --

[08:00] AG: Hey, is 8eing dead treating you good?

[08:02] AA: yes actually

[08:02] AA: i feel 0k

[08:02] AG: Well you don't have to lie any longer! Now you can actually feel gr8 without 8eing a filthy liar to your friends.

[08:02] AG: Really Aradia, that's fucking rude.

[08:03] AA: im n0t lying

[08:03] AA: i did tell y0u i was dead a while ag0 but y0u didnt believe it

[08:03] AA: i really d0 feel 0k being dead f0r s0me reas0n

[08:03] AA: actually i feel 0k ab0ut everything

[08:03] AA: i d0nt have any reas0n t0 lie t0 y0u ab0ut it

[08:03] AA: 0r t0 any0ne

[08:04] AG: Wh8veeeeeeeer, spare me for a minu8.

[08:05] AG: Now look, you don't have to lie like that anymore, 8ecause I, 8eing the good friend that I am, have helped you out.

[08:06] AG: I got your 8ack, Aradia, you see. Your killer is as dead as a dead corpse.

[08:06] AA: im n0t lying i t0ld y0u

[08:06] AA: my killer

[08:06] AG: Your killer!!!!!!!!

[08:07] AG: Equius, you dense rust8lood, he's dead!

[08:07] AG: Dead, gone, killed, deceased, good 8ye.

[08:08] AA: hes n0t my killer it was just an accident

[08:08] AA: and what happened

[08:09] AG: He was fighting in my land, came across a 8ig monster, I guess he wasn't strong enough.

[08:09] AG: 8ecause that sucker m8de short work of him!

[08:09] AA: 0h

[08:09] AA: thats t00 bad

[08:09] AA: is he 0k

[08:10] AG: No! He's dead.

[08:10] AA: 0h

[08:10] AA: that means hes 0k

[08:11] AA: wheres his s0ul maybe i can sh0w him h0w being dead is really 0k

[08:11] AG: And not a creepy ghost like you. For fucks s8ke Aradia, you creep people out sometimes. Creepy creeping creeper.

[08:11] AG: May8e you should 8e more consider8te and try to 8e less creepy.

[08:11] AG: So there's no finding his soul.

[08:11] AA: 0h

[08:11] AA: 0k

[08:11] AA: ill try

[08:12] AA: ill try t0 find him if hes dead and all since i kn0w h0w t0 talk t0 gh0sts

[08:12] AA: maybe i can see him and y0u cant

[08:13] AG: That would 8e a w8ste of time.

[08:13] AG: I wouldn't try that.

[08:13] AA: i have a l0t 0f time

[08:13] AA: d0nt w0rry

[08:13] AG: I'm sure you do, that is your aspect, after all.

[08:13] AG: However, you only exist to serve, not to lead.

[08:13] AG: 8eing a Maid.

[08:14] AA: then y0u can think 0f this being my way t0 serve equius

[08:14] AA: by helping t0 find his s0ul and teaching him h0w t0 c0mmunicate with the living w0rld

[08:14] AA: like what im d0ing right n0w

[08:15] AG: Wh8ver!!!!!!!! I'm telling you it will 8e a w8ste of your efforts, you don't want to 8e a useless w8stey w8steful w8ster on top of 8eing a creepy creeping creeper, do yoooooooou?

[08:16] AA: im 0k with that

[08:16] AG: Do me a favor really fast, since you have so much time to w8ste.

[08:16] AA: i d0nt really have anything else t0 d0 anyways

[08:16] AA: 0h 0k

[08:16] AA: what d0 y0u need

[08:16] AG: Wire me three hundred and fifty 8oondollars.

[08:16] AG: I need it for something.

[08:16] AA: 0k

[08:17] AA: there

[08:17] AA: what d0 y0u need the m0ney f0r

[08:19] AG: No reason, no reason, I just wanted it, that's all.

[08:20] AA: 0h 0k

[08:20] AG: (::::

[08:25] AA: 0_0

[08:26] AG: 0000_0000

[08:26] AG: No, I should pro8a8ly never do that again.

[08:27] AA: maybe n0t

[08:32] AG: Well talk again soon, alright? After all, you have plenty of time, and now so do I. :::;)

[08:32] AG: 8yeeeeeeee!

[02:46] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 02:46 --

[02:46] AG: So like, did you know Megido was dead?

[02:47] TA: oh yeah.

[02:47] TA: CT told me a liittle whiile ago

[02:47] AG: And also a sprite with near infin8te knowledge?

[02:47] TA: okay ii diidn't know what part

[02:47] AG: Well, I was just talking to her, and it turns out that that whole dying on a 8ed thing isn't all that crazy after all.

[02:47] AG: If you trust her sanity, that is.

[02:48] TA: whiich ii do and alway2 wiill

[02:48] TA: but iif 2he'2 giiviing me the okay then thii2 defiinetly ii2 a good iidea

[02:49] AG: Are you going to try it? I want to know what happens.

[02:49] AG: I think I have a good read on where my own 8ed is.

[02:49] AG: You know, considering it's lit the fuck up and the whole planet is dark.

[02:49] TA: maybe iin a biit. ii wa2n't feeliing on top of iit after our talk 2o ii 2hot back to 2ee what the gate2 were about

[02:49] TA: lucky fuckiing you

[02:49] TA: miine wa2 2omewhere iin a fuckload of fog

[02:50] TA: ii've made a map wiith my 2hade2 and m2paiint

[02:50] AG: Uggggggggh in a 8it???????? I was 8xious to find out.

[02:51] AG: Well, share this glorious artwork in the meantime, then.

[02:51] TA: deal wiith iit 8iitchqueen ii'm tryiing to play the damn game

[02:51] TA: and here ii2 a 2hiitty map of my land

[02:51] AG: This part of winning the damn game!!!!!!!!!!

[02:51] AG: Cool, more ghost land I can explore.

[02:52] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2hiitty map of fauna and fucktard2 --

[02:52] TA: have you been through the gate2? do you know where they lead?

[02:52] AG: Are any of these planets in the slightest 8it uplifting?

[02:52] AG: I've only 8een through one and it led me to a very dark place with tons of monsters and loot.

[02:52] AG: You know, like, a dungeon.

[02:53] AG: You should check it out sometime.

[02:56] TA: huh well yeah ii can do that no biig deal

[02:56] TA: ii'm tryiing to make 2omethiing u2eful iin my hiive

[02:56] TA: but ii hone2tly don't know what ii'm doiing here

[02:57] AG: I thought weapons were 8eyond the gr8 psiioniic Sollux Captor?

[02:59] TA: ii'm not makiing weapon2

[02:59] TA: ii'm makiing gear, a portable hu2k top

[02:59] TA: 2ome fiine a22 acce22oriie2

[03:02] AG: Oh, I already did that, may8e you should get your head in the game.

[03:02] AG: It's really not that hard, I'm sure you'll 8e a8le to figure it out. Oh, or may8e you could ask your 8eesprite or wh8ver?

[03:03] AG: His knowledge must 8e infin8te as well.

[03:03] TA: oh.

[03:03] TA: oh 2hiit you know what

[03:03] TA: ii have a fuckiing projector around here 2omewhere

[03:04] TA: ii 2hould prototype that, and iif my bee2priite want2 to talk to me he can project beenary

[03:04] TA: 2hiit ii am 2o 2mart

[03:05] AG: Do wh8ver you want, man, I'm sure it will go gr8.

[03:06] TA: fuck yeah iit wiill

[03:07] AG: I figured out I'm a Witch, 8y the way, so get all of the jokes a8out that out of your system.

[03:07] TA: PFF

[03:08] TA: what are you 2eriiou2 riight now

[03:08] TA: oh my god thii2 ii2 probably the be2t thiing that ii've ever heard

[03:08] AG: Yes I'm serious!!!!!!!!

[03:08] TA: oh dear lord thii2 ii2 the be2t thiing ii;ve ever heard

[03:08] TA: wiitch of what?

[03:08] TA: wiitch of liife

[03:09] TA: wiitch of relatiion2hiip2

[03:09] TA: wiitch of biitche2

[03:09] TA: well okay hold up

[03:09] TA: wiitch of luck

[03:09] TA: that one make2 more 2en2e

[03:10] AG: I use "8right magic," which is o8viously like, light.

[03:11] TA: wiitch of liight?

[03:11] TA: well 2hiit that 2ound2 pretty u2ele22

[03:11] TA: what doe2 a wiitch do?

[03:12] AG: Manipul8s from what I've gathered. And pro8a8ly like, magic and shit.

[03:12] AG: Do you have magic and shit, Captor?

[03:13] TA: uh

[03:13] TA: well my "a2pect" ii2 doom 2o

[03:13] TA: ii fiigure ii iinheriit death and dii2paiir

[03:14] TA: whiich make2 2en2e to me

[03:14] TA: and your2 2eem2 to work

[03:14] TA: 2iince you liive people iin the dark ehehe

[03:14] AG: That sounds like you have it a lot worse than me!!!!!!!! Sounds like all you're going to do is die and perish and 8e sad and die and cause death.

[03:15] TA: 2o you under2tand why the concept of reachiing a level where ii can't diie ii2 a good iidea riight?

[03:16] AG: Duh, 8ut I'm not seeing why you don't want to just go get that power now!

[03:16] AG: Do I have to motiv8 you?

[03:16] AG: Do you require motiv8tion?

[03:16] TA: no, ii 2ort of promii2ed equiiu2 he could kiill me

[03:16] TA: and ii want to know a liittle more about iit before ii do iit

[03:17] TA: plu2 ii need to u2e my dream 2elve2 for 2omethiing el2e before ii kiill my2elf

[03:17] TA: ii've got a lii2t of iimportant ta2k2 to do before ii off my2elf iin the miiddle of nowhere

[03:17] AG: You have two???????? You're hesit8ting 8ecause of a promise? Holy shit, I completely understand now.

[03:20] AG: You don't even want to win.

[03:22] TA: fuck off 2erket

[03:22] TA: of cour2e ii want to wiin but offiing my2elf ii2n't 2omethiing ii'm goiing to ju2t DO

[03:23] TA: and ii have commiitment2 okay? before ii commiit 2uiiciide

[03:23] AG: May8e I'll just do it myself then!

[03:25] TA: 8ro ii thiink you need to calm down

[03:25] AG: 8ut for now, I'll leave you to your important commiitment2 that are so very full of important importanty importaness.

[03:25] AG: I'm perfectly calm.

[03:26] TA: well don't go offiing your2elf ju2t yet

[03:26] TA: or iif you do

[03:26] TA: ii demand piic2

[03:26] TA: to 2ee what happen2

[03:26] AG: I'm sure you'll here a8out it one way or another.

[03:28] TA: rather hear iit from the wiitche2 brew ehehe

[03:28] TA: but yeah whatever

[03:29] TA: let me know what crazy power2 you get

[03:29] AG: Oh yeah, no pro8lem.

[03:29] AG: Have fun talking to a giant 8um8le8ee. ::::)

[03:30] TA: ii iintend to

[03:30] TA: have fun talkiing to whatever you're talkiing to

[03:30] TA: and gamzee

[03:30] TA: ehehe

[03:31] AG: I kinda just keep that thing in the corner, 8ut I will defin8tely enjoy the latter. :::;)

[03:31] AG: 8yeeeeeeee.

[03:31] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 03:31 --

[03:31] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] began trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 03:31 --

[03:31] TA: ewwwwwww

[03:31] -- technologiicalApiiculture [TA] gave up trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 03:31 --

[03:32] AG: Hahahahahahahaha, enjoy that thought, Captor!

[01:48] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 01:48 --

[01:48] AG: Heeeeeeeey.

[01:48] AG: I'm guessing you already m8de it into this stupid game.

[01:49] AA: yes i have

[01:49] AA: with equius help

[01:50] AG: I'm suuuuuuuure he was a load of help for you.

[01:51] AA: he was

[01:52] AG: You seem more 8oring than usual, something get your tongue? Em8arassment, may8e?

[01:52] AG: What did you two do????????

[01:53] AA: n0t much

[01:53] AA: d0 y0u mean bef0re 0r after i g0t int0 the game

[01:56] AG: Uh, either really.

[01:56] AA: 0h

[01:56] AA: well we f0und equius ancest0rs arm0r

[01:56] AA: then equius killed me and i died

[01:56] AA: then i g0t int0 the game

[01:56] AG: Oh.

[01:56] AA: we didnt d0 much i guess

[01:56] AG: Ohhhhhhhh.

[01:57] AG: Yeah, I guess that 8n't shit.

[01:57] AG: Just you know.

[01:57] AG: Finding ancient armor.

[01:57] AG: Hanging out with my ex-kimesis.

[01:57] AG: Dying.

[01:57] AG: Yeah, no 8ig deal!!!!!!!!

[01:57] AA: yeah its n0t a really big deal

[01:58] AA: i d0nt get why s0llux is s0 mad when i t0ld him i died

[01:58] AA: i d0nt really understand it

[01:58] AG: Pro8a8ly 8ecause most people 8n't expecting some dead girl to hit them up on Trollian.

[01:58] AG: Seriously, are you even normal? How does that even work?

[01:58] AA: really

[01:58] AA: i didnt kn0w that

[01:58] AA: h0w d0es what w0rk

[01:59] AG: You 8eing dead.

[01:59] AG: And still using the computer.

[01:59] AG: Is this some telekinesis shit?

[01:59] AA: 0h

[01:59] AA: yes

[01:59] AG: I might 8e a little shocked. I might 8e, just may8eeeeeeee.

[01:59] AA: its like h0w i g0t a gh0st friend 0f mine t0 type the c0mputer when i was in l0rd scratchs man0r

[02:00] AA: except im the 0ne d0ing it n0w

[02:00] AG: 8ut then again, I guess it really isn't too 8ig of a suprise to find out creepy ghost girl had in fact, turned into a creepy ghost girl upon death.

[02:00] AA: is it

[02:01] AG: It's the 8iggest plot twist of the sweep!!!!!!!!

[02:01] AA: 0h thats nice then

[02:02] AG: Indeed.

[02:02] AG: I might write a movie a8out it.

[02:02] AG: Hmmmmmmm, I think I already have a title, too!

[02:03] AA: whats the title

[02:05] AG: "Dead Girl That Died Due To Friends Fatal Mistake Is Not Actually All That Dead After All 8ecause She Has Special Troll Powers That She Was Gifted To At 8irth As Most Rust 8looded Trolls Are Given 8ut Not All Of Them M8king Her Sl8ghty More Special Than The Others 8ut She Didn't Let That Get Her Down So Here She is Dead Due To Her Friends Mist8ke Who He Regrets Very Much 8ut In The End They Put As

[02:05] AG: ide Their Mist8kes And Flaws And 8ecome Happily Endowed And Courted In The Red Quadrant And Go On To Live Happy Lives In The Alternian Countryside"

[02:06] AA: that l00ks like an accurate title

[02:06] AA: i think

[02:06] AA: it might be a g00d m0vie vriska

[02:06] AG: It might need a little tweeking here and there, 8ut of course, as I said, it's going to 8e the 8iggest hit of the sweep!

[02:09] AA: thats g00d

[02:09] AA: ill watch it if it c0mes 0ut

[02:09] AG: Might 8e hard finding actors with the apocalypse and all.

[02:11] AA: true

[02:11] AA: thats unf0rtunate

[02:13] AG: It is pretty unlucky, which is pretty motherfucking un8elieva8le.

[02:13] AG: You know, considering I up and have all of the luck. All of it, a topic I've went on a8out 8efore time and time again.

[02:14] AG: Soooooooo, what did you prototype, exactly?

[02:15] AA: i pr0t0typed a fr0g

[02:15] AA: and well

[02:15] AA: myself

[02:16] AG: I'm just going to give you the 8enefit of the dou8t and pretend that you didn't go completely insane and know what you're doing.

[02:18] AA: i think i d0

[02:18] AA: i d0nt think it matters th0ugh

[02:18] AA: i d0nt think y0u can die twice

[02:20] AG: You just keep on thinking that. May8e you're wrong.

[02:20] AG: :::;)

[02:20] AG: Okay, so expert Megido, what do you know a8out this game that I don't know?

[02:21] AA: i d0nt kn0w what y0u kn0w

[02:22] AA: but the inf0rmati0n that c0mes fr0m being a sprite is all in riddles

[02:22] AG: Okay, well give me the riddle that tells me what my fucking title is.

[02:22] AG: Every8ody else knows 8ut me!!!!!!!!

[02:26] AA: i d0nt kn0w if it says anything ab0ut y0u but well

[02:26] AG: Of........course........it says something a8out me.

[02:27] AA: it says s0mething ab0ut the spider with bright magic

[02:27] AG: 8right magic? Sounds kinda lame compared to every8ody else, 8ut wh8ver.

[02:28] AG: Alriiiiiiiight, next question, oh mystic guide.

[02:28] AG: Is this God Tier stuff every8ody's going on a8out actually going to work?

[02:28] AA: i think s0

[02:30] AG: Will one who dies on a quest 8ed 8e revived?

[02:31] AA: yes

[02:32] AG: Thank you. ::::)

[02:32] AA: y0ure welc0me

[02:33] AG: That's all I really have for you know. So yeah, I would say sorry a8out the whole 8eing dead and stuff 8ut it seems like you like it.

[02:33] AG: So have fun 8eing dead.

[02:33] AG: And good8ye. ::::)

[02:33] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] at 02:33 --

[02:35] -- afterlifeArchaeologist [AA] began trolling aristocraticGambit [AG] at 02:35 --

[02:35] AA: bye

[02:36] AG: XXXXP