#generalateconstable

You’ve been on this quest bed for a while. Ever since you heard about Vriska ascending to the God Tier you have been searching. Finally you found the last clue in the mind game to finding it, but you have been here for about an hour and are understandably hesitant. You decide it is high time to take your matesprite up on his offer of company. Goodness knows you could use it…

[03:53] — generalateConstable [GC] began trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 15:53 — [03:53] GC: SOLSOL? [03:53] GC: 1M H3R3 NOW [03:54] TA: oh hey TZ [03:54] TA: you’re at your que2t bed? [03:54] GC: Y34H… [03:54] TA: want to waiit four miinute2 2o ii can get there? [03:54] TA: giive or take 13 2econd2 [03:54] GC: Y34H, 1LL W41T [03:56] TA: ii’ll be there momentariily [03:56] TA: don’t mii22 me two much <3 [03:56] GC: 1LL TRY >;] [04:01] GC: OH NO 1 C4N F33L 1T 1M M1SS1NG YOU TOO, 3R TWO, MUCH [04:05] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA]  climbs onto the quest bed — [04:06] TA: ii hope you can’t phy2iiciially feel that 2tiing of mii22iing me [04:07] TA: ii could alway2 try to help reduce the ten2iion ehehe [04:07] GC: W3LL YOUR3 H3R3 NOW [04:07] GC: 1M 4LL GOOD [04:08] GC: >8] [04:09] TA: at your 2erviice m2.pyrope [04:10] GC: YOU LOOK PR3TTY D4MN 4W3SOM31N TH4T GOD SU1T [04:12] TA: you thiink 2o? fre2hly cleaned from a 2wiill of karkat puke [04:13] GC: W3LL TH4TS LUCKY [04:14] GC: 1 DOUBT 3V3N H1S CH3RRY R3DN3SS COULD H4V3 SM3LL3D GOOD W1TH PUK3 >8P [04:22] TA: ii a22ure you iit wa2 rank [04:22] TA: but that’2 why ii’m here for a breath of fre2h aiir [04:22] TA: well and ii gue22 ii mii22ed you [04:28] GC: 1 M1SS3D YOU TOO SOL [04:28] GC: UGH LOOK 4T M3 1M ST1LL JUST ST4LL1NG [04:28] GC: 1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR L1K3 4N HOUR [04:30] TA: hey iit’2 okay to be 2cared [04:32] GC: …1S 1T WORTH 1T? [04:33] TA: ii don’t know [04:34] GC: UGH 1 M34N 1 KNOW 1TS TH3 TH1NG TO DO TO G3T 4LL TH3 L3V3LS [04:34] GC: SCR3W 1T [04:35] TA: you don’t have to iif you don’t want to TZ [04:35] GC: N4H 1 GOT TH1S [04:35] GC: 1 GOT TH1S L1K3 4N 1D1OT G3TS K1LL3D F1RST 1N 4 F1GHT

Him being here made it a little weird, but somehow oddly more doable. Strange, but with the opportunity for power so close you know now is the time to seize it.

[04:35] — generalateConstable [GC]  stabs herself with cane lightsaber — [04:35] GC: OW FUUUUUUU- [04:36] — generalateConstable [GC]  slumps — [04:36] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA]  flinces but holds her hand — [04:36] — generalateConstable [GC]  squeezes Sollux’s hand — [04:36] TA: hey TZ? [04:36] TA: ii’m flu2hed for you okay? [04:36] GC: Y-Y34H? [04:37] GC: 1 4M F-FOR YOU TOO [04:37] GC: >8] [04:37] TA: ehe [04:37] GC: S33 YOU S-SOON H-HOP3FULLY [04:38] — generalateConstable [GC]  D34D — [04:38] — generalateConstable [GC] gave up trolling technologiicalApiiculture [TA] at 16:38 —

A blood stain spreads across your chest, and your body slumps lifelessly on the hard, cold slab of rock. A strange thing begins to happen then…

The orbs on the spires surrounding the slab glow with a bright light. From the very ground of your land thin glowing strips of thought swirl into existence. On them are a million things and more, memories of yours, glimpses of your ancestor, your friends, and even those you never knew, never saw, never even smelled. The ribbons of consciousness float and swirl through the air towards the bed. As they approach they glow brighter and begin to outline you. Millions, billions of them swirl around you faster then the eye or nose could follow. Then, for just a moment, they appear to become almost a garment on you before flashing a bright white. With this flash they vanish, along with you.

======> Thousands of leagues away…

…and yet in the exact same place, a glowing quest bed contains a girl, shimmering in thought. This girl is not dead, but garbed in purple. A Derse dreamer who never saw the gods. The gown is covered in swirling thought and slowly changes. Over the battlefield checkered with destruction of two kingdoms, the Seer of Mind spread her draconic wings, her symbol flashing for all to see. The Seer has risen.

======>

And you are a little curious. You do not seem to be able to see. You had thought that ascending to God Tier cured all ailments. It’s funny though, you never considered it a hindrance. Maybe it knew that all along.

> S33R: Get trolled

It seems you are being trolled! The troll is that you have no computational device with which to be trolled. This is quite irksome to you, as you are quite sure that there are several people you need to talk to!

> S33R: Look around for a computational device

Ok smart ass we just established you still can’t see anyth- oh would you smell that there. It seems there is a hella fine pair of shades all delicious and red right there for the taking. You put them on and realize they are yours. You aren’t quite sure how they got there but someone must be looking out for you. Hey would you smell that, you’re getting trolled. Ugh, of course its Needy McNastysmooch.

> Answer Equius

[05:19] — courserTechnician [CT] began trolling generalateConstable [GC] at 17:19 — [05:19] CT: D —> Hello Terezi [05:19] CT: D —> I believe I owe you a cueball [05:19] GC: 1ND33D YOU DO [05:20] CT: D —> Where are you [05:20] GC: TH3 B4TTL3F13LD [05:21] CT: D —> Ah, so you have let to leave, perfect [05:21] CT: D —> I will be there shortly [05:21] GC: OK TH3N [05:21] — courserTechnician [CT]  Steps into a shadow, walking our of Terezis — [05:22] CT: D —> I have the cueball here [05:22] GC: WO4H WH4T TH3 H3LL?!? >9O [05:22] GC: *>8O [05:23] — courserTechnician [CT]  Holds the Cueball out to Terezi — [05:23] — generalateConstable [GC]  takes it — [05:23] GC: HOW D1D YOU DO TH4T? [05:24] CT: D —> I just walked through the shadow [05:24] GC: OH W3LL 4S LONG 4S YOUR3 B31NG SP3C1F1C [05:24] GC: >9P [05:24] GC: *>8P [05:25] CT: D —> Would you happen to know where Vriska is [05:25] CT: D —> I need to borrow her [05:25] GC: NON3 4T 4LL [05:25] GC: PLUS SH3 PR3TTY MUCH DO3SNT L1K3 YOU 4T 4LL [05:25] GC: SO TH3R3S TH4T [05:26] CT: D —> Yes, I have gathered that [05:26] CT: D —> Being killed by her was quite an obvious sign [05:26] GC: SOUNDS 4BOUT R1GHT Y34H, NOT TH4T YOUR3 4NY WORS3 FOR W34R FOR 1T [05:27] CT: D —> I had a plan for when I died, of course [05:27] GC: C4NT S4Y 1M SURPR1S3D [05:27] CT: D —> Luckily for you all [05:27] GC: D3B4T34BL3 [05:27] CT: D —> This is not my ego talking [05:28] GC: 4LSO TH3 H3LL 1S UP W1TH YOUR TH1NK P4N? [05:28] CT: D —> I am required for the session to bear fruit [05:28] CT: D —> What do you mean [05:28] GC: 1 M34N 1 SM3LL 4 FUCK1NG BL4CK HOL3 WH3R3 YOUR M1ND SHOULD B3 [05:28] GC: TH3R3S JUST…NOTH1NG [05:28] CT: D —> That would make sense [05:29] GC: 1 M34N 1 4LW4YS KN3W YOU W3R3 3MPTY H34D3D [05:29] CT: D —> I am a Knight of Void [05:29] GC: HMMM [05:30] CT: D —> And I assume that is what prevented my mind from being read by Vriska as well [05:30] GC: S331NG 4S H3R M1ND3Y B1T PROB4BLY 1SNT 4NYWH3R3 N34R GODL1K3 Y34H [05:31] GC: TH1S OUTF1T SM3LLS 4W3SOM3 BY TH3 W4Y, NOT SUR3 YOUR G4ND3RBULBS C4N P1CK TH4T UP [05:32] CT: D —> My outfit or yours [05:32] GC: M1N3 [05:32] GC: 1 M34N YOUR ROCK1NG DUSTY MUSTY OLD 4RMOR STUFF [05:33] CT: D —> Purely aesthetic, nothing can hit me anyway [05:33] GC: 4CTU4LLY C4N 1 H4V3 TH3 COD3 FOR TH4T? [05:33] CT: D —> No [05:33] GC: F1N3 1LL JUST…. [05:33] CT: D —> Actually, yes [05:33] CT: D —> You can [05:34] GC: OH GOOD >:] [05:34] CT: D —> d4rkl33r [05:34] GC: …R34LLY? [05:34] GC: TH4TS SOM3WH4T D1S4PPO1NT1NGLY OBV1OUS [05:34] CT: D —> These codes really are [05:34] GC: TRU3 3NOUGH [05:35] CT: D —> The cueball is [05:35] CT: D —> Qu3ub4l1 [05:37] CT: D —> They really are painfully obvious [05:37] GC: Y34H MY 4NC3STORS STUFF H4D THOS3 K1NDS OF COD3S TOO [05:38] GC: TH3 GL4SS3S W3R3 R3DGL4R3 [05:39] CT: D —> That does not surprise me in the slightest [05:40] GC: M3 N31TH3R >:/ [05:40] GC: 4NYW4Y 1 SHOULD B3 OFF NOW [05:40] CT: D —> As should I [05:40] GC: TH3R3 4R3 TH1NGS 1 ST1LL N33D TO T4K3 C4R3 OF [05:40] CT: D —> I have a universe to create [05:41] GC: L8R TH3N [05:42] — generalateConstable [GC] gave up trolling courserTechnician [CT] at 17:42 —

 Well that was… odd. Yes you will stick with odd. Anyway there is something VERY important to do now… accessochemize. Alchemocessoryitize. Some clever jumble of words where you alchemize some sweet gear. You mean this God Tier stuff is fine and all, but it could use a nice red tinge from your Neophyte Redglare cosplay, and maybe some protection from Equius’s ancestor’s armor. Hell maybe a little Foresight from the Cueball. The possibilities are endless!

> Exit battlefield via Badass Dragon God Wings.

You've been on this quest bed for a while. Ever since you heard about Vriska ascending to the God Tier you have been searching. Finally you found the last clue in the mind game to finding it, but you have been here for about an hour and are understandably hesitant. You decide it is high time to take your matesprite up on his offer of company. Goodness knows you could use it...

[04:00] — generalateConstable [GC] began trolling constitutionsGrief [CG] at 16:00 —

[04:01] GC: K44444444RK44444444T

[04:02] GC: WH4TS UP?

[04:02] CG: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OF ALL OF THE TIMES TO BOTHER SOMEBODY, YOU HAVE TO PICK THIS EXACT MOMENT WHEN I’M WAITING FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON TO COME ONLINE.

[04:02] GC: Y3S OBV1OUSLY TH4T 1S 3X4CTLY WH4T 1 4M DO1NG K4RK4T

[04:03] GC: YOU 4R3NT 3X4CTLY TH3 C3NT3R OF P4R4DOX SP4C3 YOU KNOW

[04:03] GC: TH3R3 4R3 MUCH MOR3 1MPORT4NT TH1NGS H4PP3N1NG

[04:04] GC: L1K3 WH4T 1S H4PP3N1NG TO M3 R1GHT NOW

[04:05] CG: OH, CONGRATULATIONS. IT’S PROBABLY ABOUT THAT GAME THAT I WILL PROBABLY NEVER EVEN PLAY AT THIS RATE. WHY DON’T YOU GO TALK TO SOMEBODY ELSE ABOUT IT, SINCE I’M OBVIOUSLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR COY SHENANIGANS?

[04:06] GC: N4H 1 DONT TH1NK 1 W1LL

[04:06] GC: MOSTLY C4US3 1 JUST T4LK3D W1TH VR1 4ND SH3S TH3 ONLY OTH3R P3RSON ONL1N3

[04:08] CG: AND THAT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHY DON’T YOU HARASS YOUR MATESPRIT AND SEE IF HE’S SUCCESSFULLY CONVINCED MEGIDO TO ACTUALLY TURN ON HER HUSK TOP LONG ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY COMPLETE HER PART OF THE CONNECTION CHAIN?

[04:08] GC: 1 C4NT 1D1OT 1 JUST S41D NO ON3 1S ONL1N3

[04:09] GC: TH1NK 4ND R34D B3FOR3 YOU SHOUT 4ND M4YB3 P3OPL3 WOULD L1ST3N TO YOU MOR3

[04:11] CG: I SWEAR TO FUCK, IF HE’S KILLING HIMSELF INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY HOLDING TO HIS END OF OUR BARGAIN, I’M GOING TO OBLITERATE HIS HUSK TOP IF AND WHEN I ACTUALLY GET INTO THE MEDIUM PLACE.

[04:15] GC: SO WH4T 1F H3 1S?

[04:15] GC: H3S PROB4BLY B31NG MOR3 US3FUL DO1NG TH4T TH4N YOU W1LL B3

[04:15] GC: 1 B3T YOU Y3LL 4T 3V3RYON3 TRY1NG TO T3LL TH3M WH4T TO DO FOR MOST OF TH3 G4M3

[04:16] CG: YOU’RE NOT EVEN MILDLY CONCERNED THAT IT ISN’T GOING TO WORK? THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOUR MATESPRIT WOULDN’T BE OF ANY USE TO YOU DEAD.

[04:17] GC: TH3 CLU3S 1N TH3 DUNG3ONS H3R3 S4Y OTH3RW1S3

[04:17] GC: D34TH S33MS TO NOT 3X4CTLY B3 T3MPOR4RY 1N TH1S G4M3

[04:17] GC: P3RM4N3NT R4TH3R

[04:17] GC: 1T 1S T3MPOR4RY

[04:18] CG: THEN AGAIN, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF ALL OF YOU IN YOUR MURDEROUS IDIOCY ENJOY THE CONCEPT OF WATCHING YOUR FRIENDS DIE. HAVE FUN WITH IT, BECAUSE TO YOUR SADISTIC SENSES IT PROBABLY SEEMS LIKE A BLAST.

[04:19] GC: K4RK4T TH4TS ONLY FOR YOU

[04:19] GC: YOU WOULD B3 SO T4STY D34D!

[04:19] GC: OR 4T L34TS BL33D1NG >:]

[04:20] GC: *L34ST

[04:20] CG: WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE OF THAT? I WASN’T AWARE THAT YOU ENJOYED THE TASTE OF ANY POINT ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM ABOVE ANY OTHER.

[04:20] CG: TO BE HONEST, ENJOYING THE SIGHT/SMELL/TASTE OF BLOOD THAT IS COMING FROM A DYING TROLL PROBABLY MEANS THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

[04:21] GC: W3LL 1TS ONLY B3C4US3 SOM3TH1NG 1S WRONG W1TH YOU TH4T 1 WOULD 3NJOY TH4T

[04:22] CG: I KNOW. I DID NOT JUST SPEND AN HOUR TALKING TO MYSELF TO NOT COME OT THAT CONCLUSION AND I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL OF THE IDIOTS WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS.

[04:23] CG: THEN AGAIN, I GUESS ENJOYING THE WHATEVER YOU ACTUALLY CALL IT OF A TROLL DYING IS WHY SO MANY OF THE LAWS IN SECTOR FIVE HAVE CULLING AS THE PUNISHMENT FOR BREAKING THEM.

[04:26] GC: YOU R34LLY DONT KNOW MUCH 4BOUT TH3 SYST3M DO YOU?

[04:26] GC: TH4TS F1N3 1T H4RDLY M4TT3RS

[04:28] CG: YOU’RE RIGHT. IT ISN’T AS IF ALTERNIA’S MANY UNNECESSARY LAWS ARE GOING TO TRANSFER THEMSELVES INTO THIS GAME WHEN SUPPOSEDLY IT DESTROYS ALTERNIA ANYWAY.

[04:28] GC: 4LSO WHO WOULDNT LOV3 TH3 D3L3CT1BL3 C4NDY TH4T WOULD FLOW OUT OF YOU?

[04:30] CG: THERE IS CLEARLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, TEREZI, BECAUSE NO TROLL HAS BLOOD THAT COULD BE SEEN AS CANDY. BLOOD IS NOT ANY KIND OF CANDY, NO MATTER WHAT COLOR IT IS. IT ISN’T ANY MORE OR LESS EDIBLE AT ANY LEVEL ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM.

[04:31] GC: GOOD TH1NG YOU 4R3NT ON TH3 H3MOSP3CTRUM

[04:31] GC: PLUS YOU KN3W 1 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT BLOOD R1GHT 4W4Y

[04:31] GC: K1ND4 G4V3 YOURS3LF 4W4Y TH3R3

[04:31] GC: THOUGH 1 4LR34DY KN3W

[04:34] CG: WAS IT EQUIUS OR SOLLUX WHO TOLD YOU? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW MANY MEASURES I SHOULD BE GOING THROUGH TO MAKE SURE YOU DON’T END UP ANYWHERE NEAR ME DURING THE GAME.

[04:35] GC: 1V3 KNOWN FOR SW33PS K4RK4T

[04:36] GC: 1 D1DNT BR1NG 1T UP OUT OF R3SP3CT

[04:36] GC: BUT 1M NOT SUR3 HOW MUCH 1 R3SP3CT YOU 4NYMOR3

[04:38] CG: WHY WOULDN’T YOU RESPECT ME ANYMORE? IF YOU KNEW FOR SWEEPS, THEN WOULDN’T THE FACT THAT I’VE MANAGED TO CONCEAL MYSELF AND LAST LONGER THAN MOST OTHER ABOMINATIONS WOULD HAVE ON THIS PLANET BE SOMETHING YOU WOULD RESPECT, OR IS THAT SOMETHING YOUR POSITION IF *LEGISLACERATOR* DESPISES?

[04:39] GC: 1T US3D TO B3 R3SP3CT, BUT TH3N YOU N3V3R GR3W OUT OF 1T

[04:39] GC: YOU COULD H4V3 R1S3N UP 4ND M4D3 SOM3TH1NG OF YOURS3LF

[04:40] GC: BUT YOU D1DNT

[04:43] GC: YOU JUST S4T 4ND MOP3D L1K3 4 DUMB WR1GGL3R

[04:44] CG: I WENT THROUGH DRASTIC MEASURES TO AVOID GETTING CULLED, WHICH I GUESS YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF CONSIDERING THE SAFE POSITION YOU’RE IN.

[04:45] GC: K4RK4T YOU L1V3D 1N G4MZ33 S3CTOR YOU W3R3NT 1N 4NY D4NG3R OF CULL1NG

[04:45] GC: H3LL W3 D1DNT 3V3N CULL MUT4NT BLOODS 1N S3CTOR 5

[04:46] GC: W3 G4V3 TH3M R3S1D3NT14L 1NT3RNSH1PS

[04:46] GC: JUST K3PT TH3M OUT OF TH3 PUBL1C 3Y3 4ND S41D W3 CULL3D TH3M

[04:47] CG: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL TO KNOW THAT AHEAD OF TIME, WOULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN? BESIDES, I DIDN’T KNOW HOW FAR GAMZEE’S HEMOSPECTRUM LAWS EXTENDED AND IT DOESN’T EVE ATTER ANYMORE.

[04:48] CG: *EVEN MATTER

[04:48] GC: OF COURS3 1T DO3SNT M4TT3R

[04:48] GC: 4NT NO W3 COULDNT H4V3 TOLD P3OPL3

[04:49] GC: TH4T WOULD H4V3 RU1N3D TH3 WHOL3 D4MN PO1NT

[04:51] CG: SO YOU’RE SAYING EVERY SINGLE PRECAUTION I TOOK WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY?

[04:51] GC: W3LL NO 3QU1US M1GHT H4V3 K1LL3D YOU

[04:51] GC: PROB4BLY 3R1D4N TOO

[04:51] GC: 1F YOU H4D B33N TH3R3

[04:52] GC: BUT G4MZ33 W4S CH1LL W1TH 1T 4ND W3 D1DNT C4R3

[04:52] CG: EQUIUS STILL PROBABLY WILL, TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST. THAT’S PART OF WHY IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE.

[04:54] GC: W1LL H3 4CTU4LLY?

[04:54] GC: D4MN

[04:54] GC: GU3SS 1 H4V3 TO K1LL H1M SOON3R TH4N 1 THOUGHT

[04:58] CG: I’M FINE AS LONG AS I’M USEFUL, TEREZI. I JUST WISH YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ALL OF THIS SO MUCH EARLIER. YOU COULDN’T HAVE MENTIONED THE RESIDENTIAL INTERNSHIP THING OFFHANDEDLY IN A CONVERSATION?

[04:59] GC: NOT R34LLY NO

[04:59] GC: TOO MUCH R1SH ON3 OF TH3 OTH3RS WOULD NOT1C3

[04:59] GC: *R1SK

[05:00] GC: PLUS 1 W4NT3D YOU TO OV3RCOM3 1T YOURS3LF

[05:00] GC: TO PROV3 YOUR WORTH

[05:00] GC: WH1CH YOU F41L3D 4T M1S3R4BLY

[05:05] CG: I TRANSFERRED TO SECTOR THREE AND KEPT HIDING MY BLOOD COLOR SO THAT I COULD BE SURE THAT I WAS STILL PROTECTED UNDER WHATEVER LAWS GAMZEE HAD ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM. IT’S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY.

[05:07] CG: THEN AGAIN, YOU ARE RIGHT. I AM AN IDIOTIC COWARD WHO SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS OPTIONS AND TRIED TO ACTUALLY GET SOMEWHERE INSTEAD OF OBSESSING OVER A LAW HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.

[05:07] GC: OF COURS3 1M R1GHT

[05:08] GC: LUCK1LY FOR YOU YOU G3T 4NOTH3R CH4NC3

[05:08] GC: 1T LOOKS L1K3 TH1S G4M3 CH4LL3NG3S 3V3RYON3 WHO PL4YS 1T 1N D1FF3R3NT W4YS

[05:09] GC: PROV3 1T TO M3

[05:09] GC: PROV3 TH4T YOU C4N B34T 1T

[05:09] GC: W3R3 DON3 H3R3

[12:56] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling generalateConstable [GC] at 00:56 --

[12:56] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] gave up trolling generalateConstable [GC] at 00:56 --

[12:56] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling generalateConstable [GC] at 00:56 --

[12:57] AG: 8luh, stupid Trollian.

[12:57] AG: Anyway, hey.

[12:57] GC: H3Y VR1 SUP?

[01:00] GC: YOUV3 GOTT3N 1N BY NOW 1 GU3SS

[01:07] AG: Yeah. I've 8een sort of 8usy killing these monsters and shit, 8ut now I have a little down time.

[01:07] AG: What have you 8een up to? Have you figured out anything yet?

[01:07] AG: A8out the game, that is.

[01:07] GC: W3LL 1 TH1NK 1 KNOW WH3R3 1 H4V3 TO GO 1N TH1S PL4C3

[01:07] GC: TH3R3S SORT OF 4 FLOW 4BOUT 1T

[01:08] GC: NOT SUR3 1 C4N 3XPL41N 1T

[01:09] AG: 8asically none of this shit m8kes sense, anyway. I've learned a few things myself, mostly from experience, and a little from Sollux.

[01:09] GC: NO ON3S TOLD M3 4NYTH1NG R34LLY

[01:10] GC: BUT 1 TH1NK 1M ST4RT1NG TO G3T 1T

[01:10] AG: Really? Nothing? Not even how to use alchemy?

[01:10] GC: 1 F1GUR3D TH4T OUT 1N L1K3 T3N M1NUT3S VR1

[01:11] GC: ONLY SO M4NY TH1NGS YOU C4N DO W1TH C4RDS 4ND TH4T 3QU1PM3NT

[01:11] GC: 1 D1D M4N4G3 TO M4K3 SOM3 SW33T G34R THOUGH >:]

[12:39] AG: Good, I'm glad you figured it out. Slower than me though. I did it a8out 8. >::::)

[12:39] AG: What did you make, huh????????

[01:16] GC: 1 M4D3 TH3 SH4D3S 1M T4LK1NG TO YOU W1TH

[01:16] GC: 4W3SOM3 HOLOSH4D3S 4R3 4W3SOM3 >:D

[01:18] GC: PLUS NOW MY C4N3 M4K3S TH3S3 TOT4LLY 4M4Z1NG C4NDY R3D L4S3R TONF4S

[01:19] GC: TH3S3 MONST3RS DONT ST4ND 4 FROSTORBS CH4NC3 1N TH3 D3S3RT

[01:19] AG: It seems every8ody figured that out now! With the computers and the shades and the alchemy, that is.

[01:19] AG: I haven't 8een a8le to m8ke anything 8etter than my current weapon.

[01:19] AG: I guess I already had the 8est.

[01:19] AG: :::;)

[01:19] GC: W3LL TH3YR3 L3G3ND4RY BUT 1 B3T TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG B3TT3R

[01:20] GC: S33MS L1K3 TH3R3 4LW4YS 1S

[01:20] GC: 1 TR13D M4SH1NG 4LL K1NDS OF STUFF TOG3TH3R

[01:20] GC: SOM3 OF TH3 STUFF COSTS B1LL1ONS OF GR1ST

[01:20] GC: SOM3 TYP3S 1 H4V3NT 3V3N SM3LL3D Y3T!

[01:24] AG: I've come across a couple of those myself. Ohhhhhhhh, hey, I 8uilt up your hive a little 8it too, 8y the way.

[01:24] AG: Hope it's no 8ig deal or anything, I only used like,, almost all of your 8uild grist.

[01:24] GC: 1 NOT1C3D

[01:24] GC: N4H 1M S3T FOR NOW ON 4LCH3MY

[01:25] AG: Gooooooood.

[01:25] GC: 1 TH1NK YOUR3 4LMOST TO TH3 S3COND G4T3 Y34H?

[01:26] AG: I actually have three open!!!!!!!!

[01:26] GC: F3R MY HOUS3?

[01:26] AG: Correct.

[01:27] GC: HUH 1 SHOULD PROB4BLY H34D B4CK SOON

[01:27] GC: 1V3 ONLY B33N OUT H3R3 FOR...

[01:27] AG: The third g8te has a ridiculous amount of loot, you should totally check it out soon.

[01:27] GC: WH4TS TOD4Y?

[01:30] AG: Uhhhhhhhh.

[01:30] AG: It's like Saturday or something.

[01:30] GC: OH 1V3 ONLY B33N OUT H3R3 L1K3 FOUR D4YS TH3N

[01:30] GC: SH1T

[01:31] GC: Y34H 1 SHOULD ST4RT B4CK 1 GU3SS

[01:33] AG: Yeah, you do that.

[01:33] AG: So did you hear a8out the whole "God Tier" thing yet?

[01:34] GC: 1 SM3LL3D 4 R3F3R3NC3 TO SOM3 GODS W1TH SP3C1F1C T1TL3S, 4ND TH4T 1 H4V3 ON3 OF TH3S3 T1TL3S, TH3 S33R OF M1ND

[01:34] GC: SO 1 1NF3R3D TH4T SOM3TH1NG MOR3 W4S GO1NG ON TH3R3

[01:35] AG: Uggggggggh even you know yours! No fair!!!!!!!!

[01:35] AG: I haven't found out my title or wh8ver yet.

[01:35] GC: TH3 DUNG3ON W4LLS 4R3 V3RY 1NFORM4T1V3 1F YOU T4K3 TH3 T1M3 TO R34D TH3M

[01:35] AG: I guess I should pro8a8ly do that sometime, then.

[01:36] GC: 1D3F1N1T3LY

[01:36] GC: 1 TH1NK 1 C4N G3T TO YOUR H1V3 TOO

[01:37] AG: Alright, alright, alright, so you've heard the sensi8le part of it.

[01:37] AG: 8ut what a8out the completely insane part a8out it that your m8 is spitting a8out?

[01:37] AG: And yes, I 8elieve you can. "My hive."

[01:38] GC: OH R1GHT YOU W3R3 1N 4 C4RN1V4L OR SOM3TH1NG R1GHT?

[01:38] GC: WH4T COMPL3T3LY 1NS4N3 TH1NGS?

[01:38] AG: Arcade, actually.

[01:38] GC: 1 4CTU4LLY H4V3NT T4LK3D TO H1M 1N 4 WH1L3

[01:39] AG: Oh, reeeeeeeeally? Well, this is a8out to 8e fresh, juicy, delicious, succulant news, then.

[01:39] AG: Sort of. If you're into that kinda thing.

[01:39] AG: Okay, well 8asically, he's planning on killing himself.

[01:39] GC: JUST S4Y 1T 4LR34DY

[01:39] AG: 8ecause he 8elieves if he does, it will turn him into some sort of "god."

[01:40] GC: SOUNDS PR3TTY MUCH L1K3 1 3XP3CT3D

[01:40] GC: TH4T W4S ON3 TH1NG 1 H4D Y3T TO QU1T3 F1GUR3 OUT 4BOUT TH3 1NSCR1PT1ONS ON TH3 W4LL

[01:41] GC: 1T S41D SOM3TH1NG L1K3 "ONLY 1N D34TH C4N TH3 GODS L1V3"

[01:41] GC: SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T 4NYW4Y

[01:41] GC: 4NYW4Y 1T S33MS TH4T D34TH 1S H4RDLY P3RM4N3NT 1N TH1S G4M3

[01:42] GC: SOM3T1M3S W1TH 1NT3R3ST1NG OUTCOM3S

[01:42] AG: Are you fucking kidding me?

[01:42] AG: We really have to kill ourselves?

[01:42] GC: PROB4BLY NOT

[01:42] GC: TH3R3 4R3 LOTS OF W4YS TO D13 VR1

[01:47] GC: 4NYW4Y 1M4 JUST FLY HOM3 FROM H3R3

[01:47] GC: YOU KNOW 4LL 4BOUT FLY1NG 4ND TROLL1NG

[01:47] AG: I just want to know for sure that this thing is going to work.

[01:47] GC: SO 1M GONN4 H4NG UUP

[01:47] AG: Yeah, okay.

[01:48] AG: I'll talk to you l8ter then.

[01:48] GC: L8R >::::]

[12:57:10] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] began trolling generalateConstable [GC] at 12:57 —

[13:00:32] TA: 2o my lu2u2 ii2 dead

[13:00:36] TA: ii a22ume

[13:00:40] TA: he’2 not here

[13:00:47] TA: 2o he’2 probably back on alterniia

[13:00:49] TA: dead

[13:00:55] TA: al2o ii know where ii am 2o that’2 cool

[13:01:24] GC: OH NO NOT YOUR LUSUS!

[13:01:58] GC: TH4T R34LLY SUCKS SOL

[13:02:19] GC: 1 D1DNT SM3LL H1M 4T 4LL WH1L3 W3 W3R3 DO1NG TH3 TH1NG

[13:02:30] GC: OH GOD 1M SORRY

[13:06:33] TA: ii thiink ii’m fiine wiith iit

[13:06:39] TA: CT 2tarted trolliing me

[13:06:49] TA: 2o at lea2t ii can biitch at hiim for a whiile

[13:08:06] GC: TH4T ST34M1NG P1L3 OF CR4P H3 JUST TROLL3D M3 SOM3 MOR3 TOO

[13:08:15] GC: H3 4LR34DY KNOWS 4BOUT TH3 G4M3 TOO

[13:08:25] GC: S33MS TO TH1NK 1TS TH1S WHOL3 B1G TH1NG

[13:08:45] TA: ii thiink iit miight be

[13:08:49] TA: remember tho2e meteor2?

[13:09:05] TA: ii thiink ii miight have cau2ed the end of the world when we 2tarted the game

[13:09:15] GC: R34LLY?

[13:09:20] GC: HUH

[13:09:26] GC: OH W3LL

[13:09:57] GC: TH4T SUCKS 1 GU3SS

[13:11:17] TA: on that note get vrii2ka to connect to you quiick?

[13:11:44] TA: ii don’t really feel liike lettiing anyone ii know or care about diie becau2e ii wa2 two 2tupiid to a2k a few que2tiion2 before ii ruiined the world

[13:12:07] GC: Y34H 3QU1US S41D VR1 SHOULD CONN3CT TO M3

[13:12:20] GC: H4V3 1 M3NT1ON3D HOW MUCH H3 1RR1T4T3S M3?

[13:13:35] GC: SOM3TH1NG MUST B3 WRONG W1TH M3 SOL

[13:13:54] GC: 1TS L1K3 1M NOT H4TCH3D 1NTO TH1S L1F3 FOR BL4CK F33L1NGS

[13:14:08] TA: no, he’2 fuckiing horriible and everyone 2hould dete2t hiim

[13:14:09] GC: 1 JUST W4NT H1M D34D

[13:14:12] TA: on 2ome level anyway

[13:14:16] TA: and can we not kiill hiim?

[13:14:29] GC: W3LL 1M NOT GONN4 DO 1T

[13:14:32] GC: Y3T 4NYW4Y

[13:14:35] TA: ii mean ii know he ju2t got out of a thiing wiith AG but ii may or may not 2tiill have a ragiing black thiing for hiim

[13:14:54] GC: OH 4LR1GHT FOR YOU TH3N SOL

[13:15:22] GC: THOUGH DONT 3XP3CT H1M TO B3 4NY GOOD 4T 1T

[13:15:30] GC: H3 FUCK3D UP B4D W1TH VR1

[13:15:44] TA: yeah ii heard the 2tory

[13:15:58] TA: ii’m entertaiiniing a cru2h and ii fiigure iit ii2n’t goiing anywhere

[13:16:05] TA: iit’2 2tiill niice to 2crew wiith hiim though

[13:16:21] TA: and ii mean, my pale cru2h ii2 falteriing 2o ii don’t even know what to do wiith quadrant2 riight now

[13:16:32] TA: thii2 ii2 the ony one that 2eem2 to be decent

[13:16:40] GC: >:]

[13:17:35] TA: proviided ii haven’t done anythiing to make you hate me yet

[13:17:49] GC: NOT 4 TH1NG

[13:17:55] GC: THOUGH ON 4 R3L4T3D NOT3

[13:18:12] GC: YOU M4Y W4NT TO JUST R3L1V3 YOURS3LF 1N TH3 WOODS FROM NOW ON

[13:18:24] GC: *R3L13V3

[13:18:45] TA: what

[13:19:00] TA: are you talkiing about my poor abultiion trap?

[13:19:04] TA: that you mutiilated?

[13:19:15] TA: becau2e ii fiixed that by the way

[13:19:31] GC: OH YOU F1X3D TH3 TO1L3T?

[13:22:15] TA: yeah

[13:22:39] GC: W3LL TH4TS 4 R3L13F 1 GU3SS

[13:22:42] TA: ba2iic plumbiing ii2 a thiing you learn to do when a22hole2 try to ruiin everythiing on your project2

[13:23:03] TA: oh man ii diidn’t even realiize ii wiill never have to buiild another hiive2tem agaiin

[13:23:15] GC: 1 GU3SS NOT

[13:23:19] TA: and 2uddenly the apocolyp2e ii2 worth iit

[13:25:59] GC: H4H4

[13:26:06] GC: D4MN VR1 1SNT ON R1GHT NOW

[13:26:12] TA: 2eriiou2ly?

[13:26:21] TA: well ii’ll giive you thii2 anyway

[13:26:24] TA: you’re goiing to need iit

[13:26:42] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2Grub Cliient Connect - TZ —

[13:27:05] GC: D1D YOU S3ND VR1 TH3 S3RV3R?

[13:36:35] TA: ii’ll do iit when 2he get’2 onliine

[13:36:40] TA: though ii could ju2t 2end them to you?

[13:36:49] TA: her cliient and 2erver connectiion2?

[13:36:56] GC: Y34H TH4T WOULD PROB4BLY B3 B3ST

[13:38:32] TA: alriight here

[13:39:08] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2Grub 2erver Connect - 8iitch queen 2erket —

[13:39:21] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2Grub Cliient Connect - 8iitch queen 2erket —

[13:39:26] TA: tho2e are her2

[13:39:39] GC: COOL

[13:39:51] GC: G33Z TH1S 4LL F33LS SO H34VY 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N

[13:40:32] TA: tell me about iit

[13:40:40] TA: on top of all thii2 2hiit ii thiink ii’m goiing crazy

[13:40:57] GC: HOW SO?

[13:41:17] TA: that’2 2omethiing for another tiime

[13:41:24] GC: OK TH3N

[13:41:25] TA: ii’m goiing to go clo2e my drape2

[13:41:45] TA: you 2hould probably collect 2ome thiing2 to put iin your hiive or 2omethiing

[13:42:01] TA: ii don’t really know iif we’ll need them but provii2iion2 never hurt anyone

[13:42:02] GC: L1K3 WH4T TH1NGS?

[13:42:14] TA: ii don’t know, you 2calemate2 ii gue22

[13:42:22] TA: make 2ure your lu2u2 ii2 near your liive iin 2ome way

[13:42:32] GC: OH MY LUSUS!

[13:42:41] GC: 1 SHOULD CH3CK ON H3R

[13:44:03] GC: 1 TH1NK 1D B3TT3R 4CTU4LLY

[13:44:27] TA: yeah

[13:44:29] TA: 2eriiou2ly

[13:44:41] GC: T4LK MOR3 L4T3R, YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY M3SS 4ROUND W1TH TH4T 3QU1PM3NT

[13:44:49] GC: 4ND M4YB3 3XPLOR3 SOM3

[13:44:52] TA: nope

[13:44:57] TA: 2tayiing iin my hiive

[13:44:57] GC: BUT K33P YOUR PHON3!

[13:45:05] GC: OH OK

[13:45:08] TA: yeah ii’ve been me22iing around wiith the punch card2

[13:45:21] GC: W3LL H4V3 TO T4LK 4BOUT TH4T

[13:45:23] TA: ii thiink ii can create iitem2 or 2omethiing

[13:45:24] TA: yeah

[13:45:29] TA: for now go do what you have to

[13:45:32] TA: ii’ll talk to you later

[13:45:33] TA: <3

[13:45:35] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] gave up trolling generalateConstable [GC] at 13:45 —

[13:45:38] GC: <3