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Oh, I do not like the sound of the Vast Honk.

We know that Slick's Croak is on the scale of universes, and I refuse to speculate about what a Cosmic Clown Event could entail.

Well, that just seems in poor taste.

Gamzee, for god's sake, what is your actual goal here? Is wanton murder an end in and of itself? Are you really reacting this badly to running out of slime, or were you harboring these feelings for longer than you've been sober?

Furthermore - what are you going to do if you succeed? You'll just be sitting alone in an empty session. Sure, you'll be 'higher than everyone', but only because you'll be sitting on their corpses.

Who...

...okay, I just did the maths. Literally everyone in the Veil is accounted for, except for Kanaya.

Observation #1: I love her.

Observation #2: The plaster isn't just hilarious - it's a relief. It's so quintessentially Kanaya that I'm confident she's retained most of her personality. She's still, more or less, on our side.

It's 8een nearly a week since Dualscar's fitting end and I'd all 8ut forgotten the matter. It seems the Su8juggl8ors were not particularly inspired 8y his revel8tions a8out my affairs. Sources tell me their response was to commission one of the court's neophyte legislacerators to conduct the investig8tion and 8ring me to justice.

Wait, hold that thought. Terezi Senior is about to enter this historical drama.

Now, this could literally be an adult Terezi. She's even got the cane, and judging by the glasses, she might also be blin...

Oh my god. Terezi's ancestor is blind, and Vriska knows about it.

Is that why she blinded her? For fucking symmetry?

This is so messed up. Vriska likes to think she's in control of the situation - but really, she's been entangled in her ancestor's web all along. She’s trying to repeat Mindfang’s entire life.

Neophyte Redglare is reported to 8e quite talented. I find no reason to dou8t this. Still, how can I 8e caused any unrest to learn their recourse is to send a lone, inexperienced 8ureaucrat to apprehend me?

de amor