#1am

“too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here”

okay.. heh.

Astaghfirullah al-‘Adheemal-ladhi la ilaha illa Huwal-Hayyul-Qayyum wa atubu ilaih (I seek the forgiveness of Allah the Mighty, Whom there is none worthy except Him, the Living, The Eternal, and I repent unto Him) قَالَ صلى الله عليه وسلم: مَنْ قَالَ (أَسْتَغْفِرُ اللَّهَ الْعَظيمَ الَّذِي لاَ إِلَهَ إِلاَّ هُوَ الْحَيُّ القَيّوُمُ وَأَتُوبُ إِلَيهِ)، غَفَرَ اللَّهُ لَهُ وَإِنْ كَانَ فَرَّ مِنَ الزَّحْفِ. “المرجع: أبو داود 2/85، الترمذي 5/569، والحاكم الذي صرح بصحته واتفق معه الذهبي 1/511. والالباني صنفه بأنه صحيح في *صحيح الترمذي* 3/182. انظر أيضًا *جامع الأصول لأحاديث الرسول* 4/389-390 الذي تحقق منه الأرناؤوط.” Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) said: Whoever says: I seek the forgiveness of Allah the Mighty, Whom there is none worthy of worship except Him, the Living, the Eternal, and I repent to Him, Allah will forgive him even if he has deserted the army’s ranks. Reference: Abu Dawud 2/85, At-Tirmidhi 5/569, and Al-Hakim who declared it authentic and Ath-Thahabi agreed with him 1/511. Al-Albani graded it authentic in Sahih At-Tirmidhi 3/182. See also Jami'ul-‘Usool li-'Ahdaith Ar-Rasool 4/ 389-90 checked by Al-Arna'ut.