Xiukai:âIâm telling all my friends not to shop hereâ? Tell them. You think I want five other yous running around the store? Have them call me, Iâll tell them. You think you hate this place more than me? I work here.
Shoichi:âI know the sale ended last week but can I still get a discountâ? Do you even hear yourself? We canât go backwards, time marches on. You want the sale from fifteen years ago too? When does it end, Diane? You want that price, youâre gonna have to go through the quantum realm with Antman.
Li Dailin:âDo you even know how much money I spend hereâ? More than you should. The meatballs ainât that good. Save your money. And my time. It doesnât matter how much money you spend here, we donât thank our donors, this isnât PBS!
Chloe:âEvery time i come here my order gets messed upâ? Then stop coming. Make my day. Every time you come here the order gets messed up? Sounds like youâre making the mistake. Look inward. Youâre ordering the wrong shit.
Mai:âIâd like to speak to your managerâ? Iâd like to speak to your mother. Tell her she should be embarassed. She raised someone to act like a baby in public. You wanna tell the manager? Please. The manager doesnât know whatâs going on, havenât you ever worked anywhere before?!
Daniel:âI know thatâs not right, I used to work hereâ? Well things change. Sorry they didnât run it by you first. You used to work here? Well, I used to be happy. Then you walked in.
Hart:âCanât you just check in the backâ? Canât you accept we donât have it? The back ainât some magical place. What do you think is back there? Santaâs workshop? The only thing back there is a clipboard with our schedules and some brownies Darcy brought in.
Sua:âThis is cheaper at other storesâ. Then shop there, why are you here? Do you need directions? Iâll get you some, Iâll call you an uber. Do you think I set the prices? Iâm a seasonal employee.
Nicky:âYou workinâ hard or hardly workingâ? Iâm hardly laughing. Iâm already at work, I donât have time for a second job, pretending youâre funny. Why donât you tell me something I donât hear every day? Like thank you.
Rozzi:âYou should open up more registersâ, and whoâs gonna work âem? You think Iâm the only one ringing you up because I called dibs? You want me to clone myself? Or are you saying you want to apply? You see weâre shorthanded, whereâs your resumĂŠ?
Luke:âI canât believe they have you working thanksgivingâ? I canât believe youâre shopping. Why do you think Iâm here? Itâs because of you. I have to stand here for fifteen hours so you can yell at me instead of your family. I work retail, I donât even remember what thanksgiving is!
