#suablacksurvival

Emma:I think doing anything well can make someone attractive!

Jenny:What could someone do incredibly that would not make them hot?

Emma:Murder.

Sua:Be racist.

Li Dailin:Why this weak-ass font over a lake and some mountains? They deserve better.

Sua:Ah, I can fix that. One minute.....

Li Dailin:Ehh, there’s water in soju.

Nathapon:To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American. If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it, but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent.

Fiora:(chuckling) Linguini has a rat accent....

Sua:Do we ever hear for sure if he’s french? Maybe he’s an american immigrant.

Fiora:I mean, his name is Alfredo Linguini, so I always assumed he was italian.

Nathapon:Wait, his first name is Alfredo?

Fiora:Yep.

Li Dailin:Guys, he’s american. His mom’s american, they mention it in the start of the movie.

Nathapon:I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names.

Chiara:Invest in silver.

Fiora:Kiss women.

Nicky:All girls.... beautiful.

Johann:Excellent. Gays, what is your wisdom today?

Daniel:Boys... good.

JP:Agsjdksjdkjs.

Johann:Incredible. Bi, pan and poly people, what is your wisdom today?

Hyunwoo:People are pretty but I can’t talk to them.

Chloe:Ice cream fixes a lot of things.

Johann:Superb. Trans people, nonbinary people, what is your wisdom today?

Luke:If you lick a doorknob, you don’t own it. It owns you.

Isol:May look like I’m twelve, but I’m a man.

Eleven:Kiss everything. Dogs, people, bees, just kiss everything~

Johann:Terrific. Aromantic people, asexual people, what is your wisdom today?

Zahir:Bodies are an illusion and time is fake.

Sua:Cat’s fur is lovely~

Shoichi:”I know the sale ended last week but can I still get a discount”? Do you even hear yourself? We can’t go backwards, time marches on. You want the sale from fifteen years ago too? When does it end, Diane? You want that price, you’re gonna have to go through the quantum realm with Antman.

Li Dailin:”Do you even know how much money I spend here”? More than you should. The meatballs ain’t that good. Save your money. And my time. It doesn’t matter how much money you spend here, we don’t thank our donors, this isn’t PBS!

Chloe:”Every time i come here my order gets messed up”? Then stop coming. Make my day. Every time you come here the order gets messed up? Sounds like you’re making the mistake. Look inward. You’re ordering the wrong shit.

Mai:”I’d like to speak to your manager”? I’d like to speak to your mother. Tell her she should be embarassed. She raised someone to act like a baby in public. You wanna tell the manager? Please. The manager doesn’t know what’s going on, haven’t you ever worked anywhere before?!

Daniel:”I know that’s not right, I used to work here”? Well things change. Sorry they didn’t run it by you first. You used to work here? Well, I used to be happy. Then you walked in.

Hart:”Can’t you just check in the back”? Can’t you accept we don’t have it? The back ain’t some magical place. What do you think is back there? Santa’s workshop? The only thing back there is a clipboard with our schedules and some brownies Darcy brought in.

Sua:”This is cheaper at other stores”. Then shop there, why are you here? Do you need directions? I’ll get you some, I’ll call you an uber. Do you think I set the prices? I’m a seasonal employee.

Nicky:”You workin’ hard or hardly working“? I”m hardly laughing. I’m already at work, I don’t have time for a second job, pretending you’re funny. Why don’t you tell me something I don’t hear every day? Like thank you.

Rozzi:”You should open up more registers”, and who’s gonna work ‘em? You think I’m the only one ringing you up because I called dibs? You want me to clone myself? Or are you saying you want to apply? You see we’re shorthanded, where’s your resumé?

Luke:Depends. Rozzi has two pistols, so she could since her attack is two shots by default, but that’d be unlikely with, say, Isol, who wields a machinegun and shoots at one target per turn.

Sua:I’d like to mind-control Rozzi then. Make her aim each gun at one person and shoot.

Luke:Alright. You still have your attack, would you like to close the round off?

Sua:I can still attack?

Luke:Yes. You could swing your weapon at them and make her shoot last to finish it off- I should stop giving you ideas on how to kill them.

Sua:I’ll do that!

Luke:Hoo boy, I didn’t give them a lot of HP.....