Chloe:Shoutout to the phrase āfeed two birds with one seedā, which doesnāt involve killing birds!
Daniel:So neither of them get the full seed?
Chloe:I gave your mom full seed last night.

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Chloe:Shoutout to the phrase āfeed two birds with one seedā, which doesnāt involve killing birds!
Daniel:So neither of them get the full seed?
Chloe:I gave your mom full seed last night.

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Daniel:What the hell is a ātry guyā?
Chloe:Itās been on the air for eight years, and youāre asking now? Also, itās very self-explanatory.
Daniel:It is? How? Do they try guys?
Laura:The really hot one does.
Daniel:I hate those terms. āPermanent inkā? āEssential oilsā?
Daniel:The oils are not essential. If I donāt have patchouli oil, Iām not gonna die.
Daniel:Dracula is trans.
Emma:Oooh! Wait, whereās your proof?
Daniel:He doesnāt live in CISylvania.
Emma:Canāt argue with that logic!
JP:Would you rather work for Lex Luther, or the Joker?
Aiden:Lex Luther. By a mile. It may be working for Amazon except youāre making weapons of mass destruction, heād still treat his henchmen like shit, your bathroom time would be measured, but compare that to how youād be if you worked under the Joker.
Aiden:With Lex Luther, youād probably have dental, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that youāre fighting cares about human life a lot. Heād hit you just hard enough for you to be knocked out so he can stop the problem. You work for the Joker and your payment is that youāre not dead right now.
Aiden:You do one wrong thing, bang. You donāt laugh at his jokes? Bang. You DO laugh at his jokes? Bang. You think the Joker gives half of a fuck about his hecnhmen?
Aiden:Whoās Lex Lutherās right-hand man? A woman named Mercy, sheās awesome. Whoās Jokerās right-hand man? Bob? Heās dead. Harley? He tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy? Best case scenario working for the Joker is that you fight Batman! And that presents its own list of problems!
Aiden:If you stopped Superman under Lex Luther, Lex would be angry, but he would still be happy that Superman was caught. You stop BATMAN as a Joker henchman, you better have a coffin picked out yesterday. This isnāt a fun question, this is a screening that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health!
Aiden:Thereās a right and wrong answer and the right answer is Lex fucking Luther, have a nice day.
Daniel:Lex Luther will give you up to eight season pass tickets to Disneyland if you file a civil suit against Superman for injuries and emotional distress. He will pay the down payment for a house if the Justice League Foundation settles with you out of court.
Luke:Lex Luther would marry you in the spot if you managed to find the last piece of kryptonite.
Shoichi:Lex may be lex but you know, at least there is also a 401K.

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āHe accounted for every last name on the roster save for one:Corporal Wojtek. Brown called for him by name and recieved no answer. One soldier stated, āWell, he only understands polish and persian.āā
Luke:Oh, heās a spy.
Arda:You think heās a spy?
Luke:Why would he know polish and persian, in 1940s Poland?
Daniel:Even if you donāt know a language, surely youād recognize your name?
Luke:Iāve heard a lot of versions of my name, so I donāt know about that. Maybe he mispronounced it.
Daniel:Do you not remember the mispronouncings though?
Luke:All right. Is the guy calling the roster italian?
Arda:British courier.
Luke:Oh. Okay, that makes sense.
Daniel:We can move on then. Seems accurate.
Luke:āCorporal voj-tah!ā
Johann:Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?
Chiara:Invest in silver.
Fiora:Kiss women.
Nicky:All girls.... beautiful.
Johann:Excellent. Gays, what is your wisdom today?
Daniel:Boys... good.
JP:Agsjdksjdkjs.
Johann:Incredible. Bi, pan and poly people, what is your wisdom today?
Hyunwoo:People are pretty but I canāt talk to them.
Chloe:Ice cream fixes a lot of things.
Johann:Superb. Trans people, nonbinary people, what is your wisdom today?
Luke:If you lick a doorknob, you donāt own it. It owns you.
Isol:May look like Iām twelve, but Iām a man.
Eleven:Kiss everything. Dogs, people, bees, just kiss everything~
Johann:Terrific. Aromantic people, asexual people, what is your wisdom today?
Zahir:Bodies are an illusion and time is fake.
Sua:Catās fur is lovely~
Johann:Stupendous. Thank you all for your wisdom.
Xiukai:āIām telling all my friends not to shop hereā? Tell them. You think I want five other yous running around the store? Have them call me, Iāll tell them. You think you hate this place more than me? I work here.
Shoichi:āI know the sale ended last week but can I still get a discountā? Do you even hear yourself? We canāt go backwards, time marches on. You want the sale from fifteen years ago too? When does it end, Diane? You want that price, youāre gonna have to go through the quantum realm with Antman.
Li Dailin:āDo you even know how much money I spend hereā? More than you should. The meatballs aināt that good. Save your money. And my time. It doesnāt matter how much money you spend here, we donāt thank our donors, this isnāt PBS!
Chloe:āEvery time i come here my order gets messed upā? Then stop coming. Make my day. Every time you come here the order gets messed up? Sounds like youāre making the mistake. Look inward. Youāre ordering the wrong shit.
Mai:āIād like to speak to your managerā? Iād like to speak to your mother. Tell her she should be embarassed. She raised someone to act like a baby in public. You wanna tell the manager? Please. The manager doesnāt know whatās going on, havenāt you ever worked anywhere before?!
Daniel:āI know thatās not right, I used to work hereā? Well things change. Sorry they didnāt run it by you first. You used to work here? Well, I used to be happy. Then you walked in.
Hart:āCanāt you just check in the backā? Canāt you accept we donāt have it? The back aināt some magical place. What do you think is back there? Santaās workshop? The only thing back there is a clipboard with our schedules and some brownies Darcy brought in.
Sua:āThis is cheaper at other storesā. Then shop there, why are you here? Do you need directions? Iāll get you some, Iāll call you an uber. Do you think I set the prices? Iām a seasonal employee.
Nicky:āYou workinā hard or hardly workingā? Iām hardly laughing. Iām already at work, I donāt have time for a second job, pretending youāre funny. Why donāt you tell me something I donāt hear every day? Like thank you.
Rozzi:āYou should open up more registersā, and whoās gonna work āem? You think Iām the only one ringing you up because I called dibs? You want me to clone myself? Or are you saying you want to apply? You see weāre shorthanded, whereās your resumĆ©?
Luke:āI canāt believe they have you working thanksgivingā? I canāt believe youāre shopping. Why do you think Iām here? Itās because of you. I have to stand here for fifteen hours so you can yell at me instead of your family. I work retail, I donāt even remember what thanksgiving is!