#lukeblacksurvival

Luke:Well, who heals the doctor.

Alex:The clown Pagliacci went to the doctor.

Luke:But doctor, I am a doctor.

Isol:You know what. Weirdly. This one I respect.

Hyunwoo:And this one's gonna work out.

(It rolls nothing.)

Hyejin:There's been so many nothings.

Hyunwoo:NooOo! I doubled the Gyarados attack!

Isol:Yeah? Was that after you doubled all the bones being taken out of my body?

Hyunwoo:I have gotten double a few times!

Isol:I'm sorry, is that when you made all those goblins exist by doubling the cataclysm seven times?!

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Hyunwoo:I cast double or nothing on THE LAST TEN MINUTES OF THE ADVENTURE! Either we're just double dead or everything is undone!

(It rolls nothing.)

Hyunwoo:Nothing happened so we rewind ten minutes?

(Luke starts ctrl-Zing. It doesn't actually go that far back.)

Luke:You have a turn or two!

Hyunwoo:I rewinded THIRTY SECONDS! Okay. Look. The gambler will gamble as a group, what do you guys think? Double or nothing black hole or double or nothing hurt or heal?

Hyejin:Double or nothing the black hole!

Hyunwoo:There's no benefit to double or nothing the black hole.

Isol:(broken inside) I think you just cast black hole, and you kill all the goblins.

Luke:Can't be that simple, though!

Isol:(whispering loudly) Why. No, but it hasn't been that simple, but it could be. Luke. Luke. I hear you, okay? I really really do. But I have spent the last twenty minutes watching this man go "double or nothing! i'm the gambler! and gamblers gamble it all" and it has been nothing every single time. And now by the grace of god, we have been handed a silver, no, golden platter, in which we can have a way out that makes sense. And it can be okay.

Hyejin:Now hear me out, what if you double or nothing us?

Hyunwoo:So I can have FOUR DEAD GUYS??

Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?

Silvia:Good fact!

Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!

Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.

Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-

Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?

Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!

Laura:Are you transphobic?

Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!

Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.

Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.

Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.

Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.

Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.

Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?

Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.

Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.

Nathapon:Can I roll something to figure out what it is?

Luke:Investigation with intelect.

Nathapon:(rolls dice) Thirty total.

Luke: Cannabis, also known as marijuana among other names, is a psychoactive drug from the cannabis plant. Native to Central or South Asia, the cannabis plant has been used as a drug for both recreational and entheogenic purposes and in various traditional medicines for centuries. Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive component of cannabis-

Alex:You better be doing this on purpose.

Luke:I just genuinely never looked back on it, and when I first watched it, I didn’t know any english.

Alex:Fine. What’s the polish word for rat?

Luke:Szczur.

Alex:

Alex:

Li Dailin:You know what I want.

Lenox:Do you know what that means? Do you know what the dirtiness is?

Li Dailin:I have no idea what it means, but I want it dirty.

Lenox:That’s olive juice.

Li Dailin:

Isol:”If anyone’s going to get in trouble over this, it’s going to be you, not me. You should decide.”

Hyunwoo:”Ehh, we’ve... we’ve done so many things today... And he said the lantern’s in his room anyway...” Do I know where his room is?

Luke:No, you haven’t been in this house before.

Hyunwoo:I’m gonna open... this door.

Luke:You open the door. And you see it, Hyunwoo. You see... a very adorable kid’s room-

Sissela:That’s how I watched Avatar.

Rio:There’s a few heads in the way, and a person coughing, some sneezes. It’s beautiful. Sometimes a phone rings.