tim: i got you a present jason: *eyes narrowing* is it my birthday?? did you kill someone? break something of mine??? are you dying??? tim: no its not anyone's birthd--wait, wouldn't you know if it was your birthday? jason: dude i don't even know what month it is tim: . . . moving on, if I killed someone, YOU would be giving ME a present, and if I broke something of yours I would be fleeing the country rn, not five feet away. jason: true Tim: Jason:
tim: anyway. here. this is a kindle. it's like an entire library on one device. has a lot of free books, but it's hooked up to bruce's account so you can buy whatever the fuck you want and it doesn't matter jason: hmm. *takes the kindle and raises a brow* but the question is, does it smell like a book? what about that, huh? *sniffs kindle* tim: *shit-eating grin* Jason: jason: bro why the fuck does this smell like a book tim: jason: how
