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Jason: *wrestling something into a box*
Bruce: What are you doing?
Jason: Making the world a better place, starting with my eBay feedback page.
[later]
The Joker, heavily maimed, writing his review: Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again.
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Happy Common Misconceptions Day to all who celebrate! (which should be everyone...)
https://xkcd.com/843/
Taranza: What you have to remember is, relationships aren’t easy.
Susie: Yeah, fair.
Taranza: They’re hard. They require constant work. A relationship is a job.
Magolor: I guess...
Taranza: It’s a challenge that feels overwhelming. It’s a crushing burden.
Susie: Um.
Taranza: A relationship is a grueling ordeal.
Susie: Who are you trying to convince, exactly?
Magolor: Yeah, are you okay?
Taranza: I’m FINE! This is NORMAL!
Weiss: I've never told anyone this before
Weiss: I know I shouldn't
Weiss: But I feel like I can trust you
Weiss: My one-time code is 263827
Ruby: *gasp*
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Hunter: Are you going to bed? Tech: I can't. This is important. Hunter: What? Tech: Someone is wrong on the holonet.
Cyrus: It was I who summoned Dialga and Palkia to reset the universe. Lucas: You mean “it was me”. You’re following an archaic grammar rule. Cyrus: ...It was ME who summoned- Mars: No, Master Cyrus, an archaic tone is appropriate here. The sentence sounds- Cyrus: It was I who- Lucas: Come on, the accusative case is fine. Nominative pronouns are- Cyrus: IT ME Cyrus: I SUMMONED DIALGA AND PALKIA Everyone: Mars: Master Cyrus, please never say that again.
Caine: You assumed? You know what happens when you assume—
Ming: I don’t. Yet you’re confidently asserting that I do.
Caine: Oh. Hm.
