Incorrect Star Allies

I’m Lily, your friendly neighborhood mod. This, obviously, is an incorrect quote blog dedicated to Kirby and the colorful cast of characters surrounding him. Feel free to read on, but before you do, here’s some stuff you might wanna know:

My inbox is always open, at least for now. Ask me questions or give me quotes, and I’ll add them to the queue. Note that I reserve the right to not post your submission or answer your question.

Try to keep things on topic. If you have a question about things not related to Kirby, you probably shouldn’t be asking them to a Kirby blog.

While this blog is called “Incorrect Star Allies”, you can always submit quotes for characters outside the Dream Friends! The name came from the fact that “Incorrect Kirby Quotes” is probably taken, and I wanted something unique ^^

Dedede: Just like you!

Dark Meta Knight:

Marx: My fire.

Daroach: The one desire.

Magolor: Believe when I say.

Bugzzy, holding up Adeleine: Even small children, launched at great speed, could kill.

Magolor, panting: Okay, this may come as a shock to you but people don't like to be lied to!

Bandana Dee: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Marx from running plastic tubes all over the Halberd and placing hamsters inside of them.

Susie: I do not think-

Magolor: It’ll be so much fun! You’ve gotta join us!

Susie: But-

Taranza: It would be nice if another sane person joined us.

Zan Partizanne: Just whisper it into the wind.