I'm A Leo

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

cool bell dude. who does it toll for

oh man this is awkward

Please take a look at how beautiful Earth is

The “underwater crop circles” are made by males of a certain species of pufferfish in order to attract mates.

Neat!

actually being referred to as an ignorant slut in a confirmation hearing makes bernie sanders femme-coded so he can’t be a misogynist for wearing mittens

Saw this earlier when I was on mushrooms and legit thought I died. Nice to know this actually exists

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain