Ego tied in knots, baiting fate

Dildos?🤗

No ❤️

if you look up recursion in the dictionary there should be the entire text of the dictionary again and then someone in a full hazmat suit comes into the room and sedates you for 2-4 months. when you wake up the window is open and all you can smell is sulfur and all u can hear is screaming

Twitter is dead tiktok is dead and me im kinda horny

everyone is like “oh actually the ancient statues probably had sophisticated shading and highlights” as if our modern civilisation isn’t filled with garish Ronald McDonald statues despite being a million times wealthier

Our society is wealthy enough for disposable statues. 

making art that looks like utter shit as an ostentatiously costly signal

a bust of an important statesman in his ceremonial wig demonstrating the "archaic smile" expression common in funerary art across the ancient world

the pizza deliveryman is at the door but I can’t get up since there’s an ant sleeping on my lap. what do I do.