This is My Life Now

evolved past keysmashing now I moan like a beast to express ambiguously intense emotion. Ooouuuir. Eeueueuuuaaa. Aaauuuuuiiioiiiioorrggh. Ohhhhhjjg. etc.

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

ben 10 is actually the most realistic series centering around a child who suddenly gains superpowers because he just uses them for stupid petty mundane shit

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

(both)

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

We got another one boys

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore