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Youâre All Doomed
Hi!! Iâm Tabby or Tabs (genderfluid, she/they). Everything on here is shitposts and shower thoughts.
My side blog is @tabbywisconsinlongform, for all of my longer posts and word vomits.
Enjoy! đ

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"What are the five stages of grief? Death...wait."
-- Me, on call with Ducks earlier
There probably aren't too many sports or other forms of exercise where it's an advantage to be shorter than average, if you aren't also super fast or agile, insanely strong for your size, or weigh less than some dog breeds.
Genuine question, how does it stand with cavediving?
I mean it is scary and dangerous, but if there's lots of tiny spaces it might be good to be small?
I know that 99.9% of cave divers never die a horrible death while diving, but whatever it is that makes people feel like there's something deep down in there that's worth the risk, I don't have that. I think there's just going to be more wet cave in there.
I mean one guy found the remains of an at the time undiscovered human species
...Was it another cave diver?
Not to our knowledge, but the remains were found so deep in the cave system, which seems to be deep underground even when they were deposited there, that the current understanding is that homo sapiens wasn't the only monkey with prone to crawl into narrow underground spaces, homo naledi did that as well, potentially to bury their dead.
They straight up had to hire cavers with upper limits to body size to excavate the bones.
New theory concerning human evolution: sapiens sapiens was the only human species to survive because we were the ones with the smallest percentage of individuals predisposed to have an urge to crawl into a hole in the ground. The ones with a burning yearning to go fuck Balrog died out.
Alternative theory: They're still down there. Only the abovegrounds peoples went extinct.
Oh oh oh, I just learned about homo Naledi! They were able to learn something really cool. By taking protein samples from the teeth of the skeletons they found, they discovered that %100 of the bodies in the cave are female, including the infants. That's so statistically unlikely the only remaining explanation is deliberate burial!
One day we will find out that the male corpses were dumped into a second cavern, which wasn't found initially because the entrance to that one was deliberately blocked from the outside, demonstrating the first sapiens use of a manhole cover.
It's called a manhole cover because it covers the man hole.
i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af
i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience
say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!
I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with âof course a disgusting man would write this đâ and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of âa womanâs PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILEâ. Thank you women in fucked up fiction đŤĄ
HAHa ha hahaha ha ohhhhh they shouldn't look at my notes app...two of my worldbuilding notes are "Sacrifice the Vegan" and "Big Reptile Puppy Fcukery"...both of them are medical malpractice and physical violation-related...

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I was talking to my mom about some upcoming big decisions and changes to life in the car today, and I mentioned wanting to do some more research to make the decision when we pulled into the lane behind a car with a sticker that said "JUST DO IT." I usually don't get very many signs out of the blue like that, and it made me laugh a little because Someone is clearly irritated with me waffling over the decisions lol. Not sure who but apparently I need to get that shit done :D
I'll be where you least expect me Self-medicating with cheese
I'm so glad someone else does this too. How unhinged do you get with your cheese hijinks?
I really need to turn sound on when videos start. "I'm going to castrate him tonight" is a HELL of a line to open on :'''')
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Video of Tama
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The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away⌠An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catâs funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenât read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheâs now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iâm crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially âsecond tamaâ or âtama IIâ) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Iâm crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itâs a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
âSun-tama-tamaâ (a pun off of âSantamaâ, lit. âthird Tamaâ) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaâs successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, âI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.â [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaâs Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereâs new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama DaimyĹjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama DaimyĹjin on the anniversary of Tamaâs Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus canât hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. iâm sorry, i donât make the rules.
You canât not reblog a goddess. Itâs just whatâs so. :)
So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.
And they are announcing the winner of the âup and coming godâ award, and of course, Yato thinks itâs him.
But no-
ITS TAMA!
Always reblogging this.
I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but weâd never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldnât know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldnât know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we donât know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize theyâd been all around us the whole time.
So that people donât need to go through the notes:
- We have fossils of spider webs
- Paleontologists have reconstructed the larynx (voice box) of extinct animals and we have a pretty good idea what vocalizations they were capable of
- Fossilized pigments have been found in a variety of taxa
- Soft tissues fossilize more often than you think; we have skin impressions for like 90% of Tyrannosaurus rexâs full body (shoulder blades and neck are the only bits missing)
If pop culture is your only window into extinct animals, then you do not remotely understand how much we know.
We know the entire lifecycle of a tyrannosaurus. We know from the sheer amount of remains we have, from every stange.
We know roughly how they sounded (as the person above me said).
We know they had remarkable vision.
We know they had the second. strongest sense of smell in history.
We know from their bones that they grew to a certain size and stayed there until about 14 or so, then absolutely ballooned up to their adult size in about three or four years.
We know they likely lived in family groups, because we have bones with certainly fatal injuries for a solitary animal (broken legs and such) that are completely healed.
We know exactly how other dinosaurs look, down to colors and patterns, because bones are not the only information that is preserved.
The Sinosauropteryx is one such dinosaur. Because pigmentation molecules were preserved in the feather impressions, we know itâs colors, and itâs tail rings (which one would argue would be itâs âiconic feature.â
(Art credit Julio Lacerda)
Microraptor is another! We know from feather impressions that it had four wings. We know from pigmentation that it was an iredecent black, like a raven.
(Art credit Vitor Silva)
This is not limited to dinosaurs, or feathers. Weâve found pigmentation in scales and skin. Weâve completely reconstructed two extinct penguins, colors and all. Weâve figured out the colors of some non-avian and non-feathered dinosaurs. We can identify evidence of feathers existing on animals without feather impressions.
We have feathered dinosaurs preserved in amber.
We can defer likely behavioral patterns through adaptations we see in bones, and from the environments they were found in. We can see how certain movements evolved through musculature attachments (yes, how muscles attached is often preserved). We know avian flight likely evolved by âaccidentâ by the way early raptorforms moved their arms to strike at their prey.
We also understand behavior in extant animals and can easily speculate likely behaviors in extinct animals. (A predator running for itâs life is not going to exhibit hunting behaviors)
We learn and understand way more from ârocksâ than paleontologists are given credit for. And if you watch a movie like Jurassic World, which has no interest in portraying anything with any sort of accuracy, and your take away is âWe canât possibly know anything about these animals,â then you donât understand science.
As for shrinkwrapped reconstructions, we understand how muscles attach, and how fat works. Artists who lean into shrinkwrapping are are not generally concerned with scientific accuracy, or biology. Theyâre only concerned with Awesombro.
If true paleoartists tried to reconstruct a hippo, while they naturally would not get every bit correct, it would certainly look like a real animal, and not that alien monster that tumblr is so fond of using as âproofâ that paleontologists donât know anything (an art piece that itself was extreme and satirical, and a condemnation of the particular subset of paleoartists I mentioned earlier)
Every time paleoblr tries to show you how extinct animals actually looked, all we get is a chorus of âthanks i hate itâ and âstop ruining dinosaurs!â
Loosing my shit at the knowledge that T-rexes nursed their loved ones back to health
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You can find some fairly decent dinosaur sound reconstructions on YouTube. Based on how a Tyrannosaurus voice box and hearing worked, we can infer that it would have made low rumbling sounds instead of the iconic roars from the Jurassic Park franchise.
Something between the boom of a crocodile and the roll of thunder. It was a sound you would likely be able to feel, perhaps even before it was able to be heard. Far off thunder on a sunny day then the earth begins to shake and the thunder grows loud enough you can feel it in your stomach. Thatâs what it may have sounded like to be hunted by a T. rex.
This is all true, but letâs not forget this is also the result of centuries and centuries of accumulated studies of prehistoric life. We went from the Iguanodons and Megalosaurs on the UKâs Crystal Palace to knowing with almost certainity the colors of feathered dinosaurs. This is because paleontologists, like many others have already said, donât treat dinosaurs as movie monsters, but actual creatures that lived on this earth; paleoart is not only cool, but also scientific work, as we try to picture what they were. Paleontology is just biology projected to the past.
We wouldnât know all this without the efforts of countless smart people dedicating their life to this, accumulating on each little discovery. I always believe that science, much like art and sport, justifies itself. We do it because we are humans and we want to know about the world. But knowing how life evolves has improved our knowledge of modern life inmensely, too. We have real creatures to observe right now: understanding their ancestors makes us understand them better, understanding them makes us understand their ancestors better. Support your local paleontologist.

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Is anyone else starting to feel kind of wary about the increasingly common narrative that "women's bodies are so different to men's that modern scientific recommendations do not apply to them"?
Like. There is a significant gap between 'a lot of studies do not take into account variations caused by things like female hormone cycles, which can limit how generalisable they are' and 'medical science does not apply to women', and the latter just seems to create a situation rife for bad faith actors and snake oil salesmen to reassure you that actually, THEY have the answers, because THEY listen to women, and if you simply pay them for their online subscription service-
I wrote an essay on this last fall, and while the statement itself is inaccurate, the logic behind it makes sense. I am not a medical professional, please do not take this as medical advice.
A lot of the weight behind that statement comes from A) the significant research gap between male bodies and female bodies, and B) a shit ton of internalized misogyny. Women's reproductive capabilities, regardless of their decision to have children, barred them from a lot of medical research--the U.S banned almost all women from clinical trials based on childbearing capability until 1993, only thirty-three years ago--and thus the interaction with female hormone cycles wasn't studied because doctors (predominantly men) were worried about not having enough children. When the thalidomide, Dalkon Shield IUD (contraceptive device), and DES (synthetic estrogen) crises occurred, it put a further dampener on women's reproductive health and prevented that research for even longer.
Medical research today, at least from what I have seen, seems to be attempting to distance itself from these ideologies, but a lot of folks who have to deal with female bodies can attest to medical inaccuracies, misdiagnoses, and similar issues in the medical field. Some researchers, like the ROSE menstrual-blood studies, are actively working to do that research, but the medical myths are everywhere right now. OP is incredibly valid in the worry about medical generalisation; it is a ridiculous problem that should be taken into account, especially today.
I WISH WE HAD THIS WHERE I LIVE. I'm so done with the sinkhole -_-
Ah, yes, The Spleenotaur, the monster in the quality control labryinth for the blood cell named Erthrotheseus.
least-useful critique has gotta be "not your best work"
"Any questions-" "YES. SEVERAL-" "How the fuck did this get on my dash" *screaming intensifies*
@15depressedducks Ducks you made me watch Virtual Insanity, you gotta watch David S. Pumpkins now.
My moms sometimes forget to coordinate gifts and such and so I actually have multiples of different shirts. I usually just grab a shirt w/o looking and I try to catch it if I do but sometimes I end up wearing the same shirt really close together so I hope nobody ever calls me on it because thatâd be humiliating đ
What's really funny about this is I have the opposite situation: I can and do wear the same pair of pants/sweatshirt 2-4 times a week (usually during the school year because I do NOT have the brainpower for school and attire simultaneously) and the only person who ever calls me on it is my mother XD
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Yes, I have multiple pairs of leggings, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WEAR THE SMAE PAIR OVER AND OVER!
You may not be able to see it, BUT I ALSO WEAR DIFFERENT SHIRTS! I ACTUALLY NEED TO GO THROUGH THEM! I HAVE TOO MANY!
How do manage to wear the same thing from the previous day???
Pants are rewearable for me, since I'm not super physically active and my legs don't sweat as much as other parts of my body (like the back of my neck). I have very little energy on school mornings, because I have an hour and a half to do all of my hygiene, pack up, and eat before going to school. Instead, I leave them in a specific place (away from the non-rewearable clothes like shirts and socks) and switch each day. It helps eliminate one small thing, letting me use that energy for brushing my teeth or washing my face, which are arguably more important than negotiably clean pants. It also helps lower the amount of laundry I create, leading to lessened water usage (smaller load = less water), which builds up over time.
It is only pants and sweatshirts because those are the two clothing items that do not directly touch most of my body. Thus, they get unwearably dirty after a few days, rather than over the course of one day, and I can save time, energy, and water.
Also, I just don't care enough in school. If someone is judging me on my appearance in a government-required situation that is not my ideal learning environment rather than my intellect or personality, we have different problems.
TLDR: I replace clothes when it's necessary or if I need to be a little dressier than normal. Otherwise, I just don't have the energy to expend.

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I really enjoy lilies but I canât ever have them as a plant or in a bouquet or something because they are very toxic to my lovely fluffy children which really is quite tragic. I donât really know what my favorite flower is and while I do REALLY like lavender there is no way it could possibly be me favorite when flowers like bleeding hearts exist
WAIT I DO HAVE A FAVORITE FLOWER
WINTER ACONITE!!!
I realize now why people think my favorite color is yellow and I actually think my favorite color might be yellow now⌠like I definitely thought it was neon purple or that deep green color velvet sometimes comes in but idk I love colors too much to decide
You also wear a bright yellow jacket nine days out of ten. That is a lovely flower.
Whenever I mess something up i always listen to the caillou theme because itâs like about learning from life ig. Idk man but I just tried to bake cookies and made the balls too large so it turned into more of a cookie sheet so now we have square cookies. I made the cookies to attempt to soften the blow of my less than stellar ap score because my mom has a sweet tooth. Hopefully I donât get grounded but weâll seeâŚ
Cookie bars are underrated and if you get grounded over a less-than-ideal score on an AP test, that is some bullshit because they are on the same level as intro college courses. Do with this information what you will :)