#helo

• about their wedding. hehe, I think they'd have a cute lowkey wedding with their friends and family, an intimate little thing

• they probably flipped a coin to decide who wears a suit and who wears a dress. cuphead wore the dress, boris wore the suit

• YES boris cried when cuphead walked down the aisle. YES cuphead started joking and posing right then so he wouldn't cry too.

• pebble was the ring bearer

• mugman and bendy were the maid of honour and best man respectively so they kept trying to one-up each other in friendly competition thru the entire wedding

• shelly was the flower girl and she LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT

• when it came to the bouquet toss, cuphead misunderstood and LAUNCHED IT directly into mugman's face

• ik they had the CRAZIEST first dance ever. cuphead put on the loudest swing possible and THREW himself at boris without a second to waste. boris had 0 preparation so he was like WAIT WHAT WE'RE DANCING NOW?? and cuphead was like CMON CMON WE'RE WASTING TIME NOT DANCING GO GO GO!!!

• and they're both wonderfully terrible dancers

• I don't think they'd go with traditional rings, I feel like cuphead would get a band of gold around his handle, and boris would get a gold ring ear piercing

• they'd have the funniest wedding pictures too cuz neither of them can stand still long enough to be serious

•between boris being jewish and the cup culture thing about breaking glasses, oh my god so many glasses are getting broken😭

• boris proposed and he had the whole thing planned for like a YEAR and he probably custom ordered the handle thing (or just made it himself with mugman's help) and he was SO NERVOUS

• and it didn't even dawn on cuphead that he was being proposed to until boris was down on one knee rehearsing this beautiful heartfelt speech

• the cuphead screams like a dying animal over him and says yes before boris can even ask😭😭😭 marrying boris is a total no brainer for him! boris is his boyfriend and his super best friend, why WOULDN'T he want to spend the rest of his life with him??

• and cuphead wore those fuckass red sneakers under his dress.

• yk that one rhyme thing brides follow sometimes? im bad at explaining but it's like "something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue" cuphead's "something blue" is mugman

bonus hc based on @manuslop art of boris holding cuphead's handle!!

bc porcelain toons have a band of gold over the handle instead of a ring on the hand, I can see holding the handle as a sort of intimate, possessive thing? it's a nonverbal way of saying "this toon belongs with me", and almost certainly not a thing you'd do in public, it's almost risque? 😭 porcelain toons see them and think "DAMN OKAY BRO NOBODY'S TAKING HIM FROM YOU?"

but boris has NO IDEA. he does this OFTEN and for long periods at a time, so he looks so crazy possessive to other porcelain toons😭😭😭. to him, it's just a way of staying close to cuphead and making sure he doesn't run off and die somewhere. the first time boris does it, cuphead goes still and looks surprised, but when he realizes boris doesn't know he just starts giggling to himself and decides to keep it a secret.

mugman almost bursts a blood vessel when he finds out tho. and that's how boris finds out!

c: cmon, it's funny!

m: there is NO WAY you just let him do that?? and you walk around like that??? in public???

c: you're such a prude, you know he doesn't mean it like that!

wip :p