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mwg-drwg

Please stop he is drowning…..

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Gone forever

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johnny-depp-is-loved

what is this genre of photos called

menelaiad

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

mousidy

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

big-moon-little-moon

this is simply too funny

ghostlight-garden

And Siobhan Thompson is 41 so its even funnier

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hellenhighwater

Birdwatching Society is requesting a name change to Birdeating Society. And, unrelated, they would like the aviary door to be opened. Please.

3000s

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

3000s

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one

loveridden1999

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

featuringmarkhoppus

my-gender-is

My gender is Homosexula

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windsing5

And they’re all Vlad

koobiie

i feel strongly about this

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str8aura-no-not-that-one

Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

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Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)

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Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore

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Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now

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Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

ur-daily-inspiration

the water reflection of the bridge

tigerleopardlion

Chinese Mountain Cat | Martin Andersen

#pspspsp

shadowen

I'm scrolling Tumblr. I pause to watch a video of Amaury Guichon. He pours chocolate into a mold, then carefully removes the shape of a human head. There are time lapse clips of chocolate being formed into a body, limbs, and hair. As the final detail is finished, he steps back to reveal the figure of a beautiful woman, uncannily lifelike. He steps forward and places a delicate kiss on her lips. The figure, now a living human woman, stirs and looks around in wonder. Amaury Guichon looks into the camera with a wide smile and holds out his arms in presentation.

"Fucking chocolate guy," I mutter to myself before scrolling to the next post.

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devilishdescent

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

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