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Remember nothing.
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best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

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Do you know any good puns in Japanese? XD
I don’t know that many, because I don’t really understand that much 😭 but I like that one:
日本は海に落ちて、ジャッパーン!(にほんは うみに おちて、じゃっぱーん!)Japan falls into the sea and makes a big splash.
So、日本 is Japan, obviously, ジャッパーン is the onomatopoeia for something falling in the water, but also sounds like the English for Japan. PUN! And a bilingual one, again, my favourite kind! I feel happy just thinking about it ☺️)
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SORRY THIS IS LATE I’M SO HAPPY THO This anime LITERALLY changed my life, and I can’t begin to express my gratitude ;;;
Sure, we’re all tall and blonde here
Vittu suomalaiset on melki kaikki sellasia persjalkasia tonttuja.
PERSJALKASIA TONTTUJA
en muista nähneeni luonnonblondia miestä niinku…. en oo nähny,
“average Finn is very blond" factoid actually just statistical error. average Finnish man has light brown hair. Paleness Matti, who lives in snow cave & is so pale he has his own natural snow camouflage, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Jos tosissaan puhutaan niin se mitä me suomalaiset nähdään maantienvärisenä tukkana tai jopa vaaleanruskeana on ulkomaalaisille OMG PLATINUM BLOND. Siinä vaiheessa kun tukka on jo melkein musta niin ne uskoo ehkä että henkilö ei ole blondi. Ja suomalaismiesten keskipituus on se 179cm, mutta jenkkilässä se on 175cm ja muualla maailmassa vielä lyhyempi.
(Sivuhuomiona tunnen yhden semmoisen ei-ihan-platinablondin miehen. Täsmällinen sävy riippuu tarkastelukulmasta.)
Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her.
I can’t stop watching this.
#I watched this for too long to not reblog
Whoa.
Okay so this is true, but a tiny part of a wider truth.
Ginger Rogers was a FUCKING BADASS. Ignore for a sec the rampant sexism in Hollywood (they once bleached her hair blonde in wardrobe without telling her beforehand), the fact that she fought her whole career against typecasting and stereotyping from fellow actors (Katharine Hepburn famously said of the Astaire/Rogers partnership “she gave him sex. He gave her class” ) for starting out in musicals, and went on to have a career lasting over fifty years, winning a Best Actress Oscar (Kitty Foyle, 1940). But… JUST focusing on the Astaire movies…
Not only did she dance “backwards” in high heels, the dances were a task in themselves. Astaire was an absolute perfectionist and choreographed for himself, so as a younger, less experienced dancer Rogers came in at a disadvantage and worked her ass off to match him.
Then there’s the filming complications… these numbers were filmed in ONE TAKE. So one thing goes wrong and you have to start over. Maybe you make a mistake or maybe your dress flies up because…
Ginger had to contend with her wardrobe. Dancing in heels is the norm at this time, but dancing in a dress designed for cinema cameras… not so much. They were heavy, embellished, uncomfortable, restrictive and cumbersome and essentially a third member of the dance, strapped to the body of one partner.Not only did she have to dance and look good, she had to control the dress too!
Take this routine from Swing Time… (it gets going proper at 1:30ish)
This dress has weights, YES WEIGHTS, sewn in to the hem to make it fly out and create a visual effect. So it’s heavy, it hurts if it hits you, and your partner gets mad if it hits him. So you gotta control it.
Well it turns out all these factors on this set, this particular day aren’t going so well. So you’re doing take after take, here’s no labour laws, so at 4am after 18 hours you’re still going, even though part of the routine requires you to spin up those curved stairs with no rail at high speed….
Okay so now back to those high heels. In Ginger’s autobiography she vividly remembers this night as the night she bled though her shoes. They did so many takes, her feet blistered, bled, and the white satin high heels she was wearing finished he night pink because they were literally full of blood. And still they keep shooting. She keeps dancing.
The take they use in the film is the last. Early hours. Bloody feet. And she spins, acts and bosses out until that last second. Because she was that professional, talented and bloody minded. This is the last set of spins…
So I say once again. Ginger Rogers was a badass.
She did everything Fred Astaire did backwards, in high heels, wearing a 20 pound dress, exhausted, injured and standing in a pool of her own blood. And watching her perform, you would never know.

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others: autumn means pumpkins and pumpkin spice!
estonians:
Happy anniversary, YOI! Thank you for a year of life and love.
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
Quality rooster
Roast him, roast him good
(via cynical_sonofab)

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Tyhmät saavat kernaasti kuolla.
(Yle)
the photographer took pictures of this cat before and after calling her beautiful: