my w00fs?

you’re telling me this soil is a top…

you're telling me this rock is a bottom...

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

some of you never learned the difference between “bad writing” and “narrative choice i didn’t like” and it shows

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.