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saw a guy on the train open the spotify search bar, stare at it for 30-40 seconds and type “leonord choen” in very slowly

man everyone is just going through it like. this fully sucks for everyone

not even like joking around like genuinely if you're also Going Through It right now i hope stuff gets better for you. like. everything sucks in a way that feels like it's completely out of my/our control and it feels like a hill too steep to climb

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

My side hustle is my mental health?

the thing about the way people go on and on about how smut and shipping ruins the ability to think about character or worldbuilding or whatever, is that this is inherently a skill issue. nothing better to tell you about a character and their most important internal neuroses (personal, social, cultural) than discovering how they like to fuck and who they want to fuck and the why of it all. such complainants should, rly speaking, read better smut.