you know what time it is

fuck I posted this a day late

Time is an illusion you fuck.

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

i personally prefer slightly less accuracy in my newsfeed

wee snaw

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you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

honestly? me

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana

henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy

My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

“should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box”

^ reblogged for the comment

“money that can be useful for victims of rape and abuse is sitting in a glass box to remind us how we care more about the ‘lives’ of unborn fetuses than the lives of homeless children”

The cognitive dissonance is stunning

We don’t care about people, we care about the idea of people.

Reblogging for all of the comments.

the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your home screen