washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

REVEAL YOURSELF

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

@identifying-horses-in-posts

Sure, those are all horses. Don't worry about it.

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

a lot of stuff happened but i'm choosing to remember 2025 as the year i found out people with green eyes exist irl

did more research and now I'm sort of leaning back to my original stance that green eyes don't actually exist? people say "green" but all i'm seeing is eyes that are blue-and-brown. can i get some example photos so i know what we're talking about???

these are just blue with brown/yellow mixed in? i have those type of eyes, i assume they're pretty common. definitely less rare than people with 100% blue eyes with no mix-ins

ok listen

And this is how OP learned that they have green eyes. Incredible stuff.

THEY ARE BLUE AND YELLOW, TWO SEPARATE COLORS, YELLOW AND BLUE SEPARATELY

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way