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actually all representation is bad representation because the written word and the moving image are inherently evil

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this is the most devastating addition anyone has ever made to one of my posts

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

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this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

The older this gets the funnier it is

And that’s the tea

Both are good 👍

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the 'ladder' method. Also, it's a fish. It never knows what's going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

"a mammal"

someone airdrop me a hug a mf going through alot

WHOS READY FOR PHINEAS AND FERB SEASON 6 ON DVD!!?!??!

I am confused

i’m done hearing about small pores, i’m done hearing about smooth legs, i’m done hearing about frizzy hair, about under eye bags, about dull skin, short eyelashes, waistlines... how many more years can women take this constant scrutiny? from ads on public transportation, sponsored posts on social media, tabloid covers in the checkout lines, our subconscious minds are regularly noting all these subtle accusations that we are falling short of our duty to the world to be attractive. i can’t even sit in my own goddamn home by myself and watch tv without some corporation trying to make bank by paying an unnaturally pretty model to practically laugh into the camera and point out another imperfection of mine. i’m tired and i’d like to go just one day without being reminded that i’m on display

My unhappy prediction is that one day, ICE will just start murdering people in its concentration camps and you won't even hear about it until months after it has already started because it will initially just be a matter of "losing track of detainees in its custody." When it comes to light, it will no effect whatsoever on Republican support for these camps. Trump will describe it as fake news, and the New York Times will be quick to say that it was just a few bad applew doing the exterminations and that leftists are being divisive and hyperbolic by calling their detention centres "death camps".

Maybe there'll be some plausible deniability. Maybe it won't be a matter of shooting them so much as just tactically neglecting their food and medicine requirements to an extent that they die en masse. But either way, the response will be a bunch of Trumpists saying that they shouldn't have been in the country in the first place and a bunch of Pelosi-line centrists saying that ICE agents are hard-working civil servants, and a bunch of smug editorial writers saying that left-wing calls to abolish ICE and try the perpetrators for crimes against humanity are ridiculous and hysterical. Never again is now.

i always think about that study where they had adults hold a baby, and when they were told the baby was a girl the adults said she was cute and small, and when they were told the baby was a boy they said he was big and strong. they rated the baby’s ability to do things and tendency towards certain toys differently. they even held the baby differently. (x) or when they rated the baby’s physical ability to do various tasks such as climbing up a slope differently, (x) & when they measured how much parents told their girl children vs. their boy children to be careful and stop being so rowdy (x), & when they measured how often girls and boys were told to be quiet. (x) this was, obviously, all unconscious behavior in the adults. they’re not all like, raving sexists who outspokenly believe that women can’t do stuff or that girls really should just be quieter, be more still than boys. like its not even counting the direct, actual messages, its just literally how every single person in your entire life treats you, and if asked they would probably deny that its even because you’re a girl. how the fuck am i supposed to believe this doesn’t affect a child’s development when its literally constant throughout the entire process 

Weird girls suffer more than marines

Every one should go to bed. Let’s all go to bed and figure this out in the morning