jclisms

Being alone is just like: *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *doesn’t talk to myself but does the hand gestures to what I’m saying in my head* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weir

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

naruto au where naruto is an e-boy and sasuke is a youtuber with a comentary channel who keeps making fun of him

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

I would read this in its entirety.

ao3 please

im sorry but you just. you CAN’T seriously expect me to get invested in cishet love story #29874 when gay people like. exist.

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