w/ glasses: forgets they're there and knocks them off
w/o glasses: assumes they're there and just fucking jabs myself in the eye trying to adjust them b/c they are, in fact, not there
Sade Olutola

blake kathryn
i don't do bad sauce passes
cherry valley forever

Andulka
will byers stan first human second

tannertan36

Discoholic 🪩
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Mike Driver

Janaina Medeiros
trying on a metaphor

@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER

titsay
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
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@sympatheticbitch
w/ glasses: forgets they're there and knocks them off
w/o glasses: assumes they're there and just fucking jabs myself in the eye trying to adjust them b/c they are, in fact, not there

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The years: *start coming*
The years: *don't stop coming*
that weird mood where its like u doing alright but u cant rlly call it happiness because? its not and u have no clue what that feels like exactly anyway. but its not a bad mood. void but a lil chill
Unsweetened sugar
the article just got better as i kept on reading
A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME

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my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car
Are there people in Australia?
Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
you can see the remorse in his eyes

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Eyebrow pencils with a “minimum usage” requirement
that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick
Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies
#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)
this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen
congrats! your smokebox was blue
this means you will birth a Denim Child
I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
The genre of their baby
Easy Listening Baby
Smooth Jazz Baby
post-progressive dreamfunk baby
Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby
ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T
>tfw no vaporwave baby
This post is a journey
i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too
Arthur is savage

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen