Internetopia

- some flip phones being able to record a shitty audio file to be your ringtone, but more commonly you had to pay $5 for a monophonic crazy frog midi that charged to your parents cellular bill and they'd whoop your ass and if you got a new phone you had to re-buy it

Is better than

- full internet access to download whatever ringtone you like for free, or use a free app to make your own, or if you DO want a pop radio ringtone it would be $1 for good quality and you owned it forever

Been working so hard I’m punching my card Eight hours, for what? Oh, tell me what I got I’ve got this feeling That time’s just holding me down I’ll hit the ceiling Or else I’ll tear up this town

So now I gotta cut loose Footloose Put on the fucking footloose Feet, foot feet Dance on your fucking feet Jack, get back Come on before we crack Lose your blues Everybody cut footloose