Barbie Doll

All her videos are so hard to watch. She’s too good.

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

This post was prophetic

Thanks, I hate it

my abusive stepdad is on his way back home and we still REALLY need help, so if you can, please either donate or boost! 

He’s back, and wifi is off again. All I have is my phone. I’m really scared, because I don’t know what’s going to happen and he’s putting all our stuff into a truck. Please help.

He’s been screaming all day and making threats… He’s going to be turning off the power again soon. If anyone can send recommendations for cheap generators or solar power sources (so i can keep my gecko alive and have my phone) and either boost or donate, i would really appreciate it.

(4/24/20 update) This post is feeling dead in the water but I still very much need your help. I’m still stuck in this situation with no end in sight, and a boost or donation would massively help.

(4/26/20 update) gosh… I never thought people would care about this but I want to personally thank everyone who is donating and boosting right now. This is really really helping us where we’d otherwise have nothing, and I can’t thank you enough. We’re working on a plan for getting out of here and postponing my abusive stepdads efforts to move us best we can. In the meantime donations, boosts and well wishes are still very much needed and appreciated. <3

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture

And somehow the cats face had the same energy

pug date

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?