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Cathy: Hello, this is Gotham Smiles Dentistry, where we put a smile on every client’s face! Cathy speaking, how can I help you?

Bruce, staring at his phone, heart pounding:

Bruce: *end call*

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Alfred: Have you made the appointment yet?

Bruce: too busy

Alfred: If you don’t make that appointment I’m not covering that investor meeting for you.

Bruce: don’t like talking on the phone, Alfred

Alfred, frustrated: Just make the bloody appointment, Bruce!

Bruce: *shrivels up*

Alfred, who did not mean to snap at his skrungly bat son: …I’m sorry. But you need to do it.

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Bruce: *Googles dentist, sees they have online appointment requests. Quirks a teeny tiny microscopic grin*

> Choose Date and Time

>Input personal information

>Send Request

Bruce: Alfred I did it

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The next day, Bruce looks at his phone and sees three missed calls and a voicemail.

It’s Cathy.

She’s calling to confirm the appointment and get his insurance information.

Bruce: