armand's divorce lawyer

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

The unholy trinity.

i hate you all except you spray can of sprite im okay with you existing

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way