how could lestat say armand doesnt have presence when he literally *is* The Presence smh

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how could lestat say armand doesnt have presence when he literally *is* The Presence smh

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Oh Armand's pretty fledgeling how i missed you
I just accidentally imagined the way Assad with his very soft, very tender way of speaking can deliver one of the many superb dm lines to Daniel and my heart started going into cardiac arrest
like imagine him delivering the "I love it well enough the way you turned out" in his soft spoken, slightly accented Armand voice. while Daniel stares absolutely bewildered and outraged. I can't express how this makes me feel unless I use the extremely millennial and unfortunate expression "I can't even" because in this moment I really can't, like at all
i cant believe i was blithely looking forward to lesmand, maybe some nickimand if im lucky, and instead its gonna be the 'gabi is basically marius now' season
the fact that i love jennifer ehle just makes it worse bc if shed been a cross dressing/genderqueer/transmasc who simply gave no fucks i would have melted into a puddle
my only hope is that she actually has a higher level of villainy and shes using the incest as a way of instrumentalising lestat for something else, if shes lady macbething it i would at least be interested
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"My first language has a perfect saying for this, but it doesn't make sense in english :("
Say it anyway! You don't owe them perfect clarity. Be profoundly cryptic, speak in riddles, make them ponder what the fuck you meant by that. The anglos, like porridge, must sometimes be stirred, so they don't burn stuck on the bottom of the pot.
Ihmisiä pitää hämmentää, muuten ne palavat pohjaan
@elfspectations close, but no cigar! It's my favourite expression, which in finnish is a cooking pun. The word "stir", as in stirring a soup/porridge/etc is also the word for "confuse", and "to burn to the bottom of the pan" is also used for a person experiencing burnout.
So "people must be stirred, or they'll burn to the bottom of the pot" can also be understood as "one must confuse people sometimes, so that they won't burn out (in life)."
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the vampire lestat is not funny enough for pronoun jokes im sorryyyy
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its such absolute dogshit what they did with gabrielle, the only thing that really made her 'bad' in the books is a total lack of interest in being a mother and instead of interrogating anne rice's misogyny they dialled it up and now i have to read about gabriella viciously forcing her son to have sex with her. just so she can be the villain to blame for lestat being Like That. absolutely retrograde 50s psychiatry level misogyny, bc ofc a mans problems come from his mommy - and we lose our trans character too so she can be a horny slutty wine mom
its fucked on every level, and all so they can make lestat more sadboi, never mind about the female character who existed in her own right, whose whole personality was about wanting to exist in her own right
and god forbid you have a problem with the show making a survivor of sexual abuse into a sexual predator or that a character that has never being an impediment for any of lestat's love interests is now a threat to main couple of the show...cuz if you say something your desmissing abuse (like who's saying that?? most of us are only pointing out that abuse protaited in the show is not the neglect that is in the books) or that you're saying that women can't be abusive too...she's the only actual female character with skmething to do this season and somehow they manage to make a 80's book more progressive than a 2026's tv show.
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Given how often solar eclipse are used to date historical events, I think an international calendar should begin on the day of the first recorded total solar eclipse.
If scientist are right about some Irish petroglyphs, it is currently the year 5365. Christ was born in 3340. The Egyptian middle kingdom period lasted from 1300 to 1558. The Ottoman empire took Constantinople in 4793. Star Wars episode IV was released in 5312.
hated reading marius talking about armand and being like “my biggest regret is turning him into a vampire because he was too young and that’s why he’s so fucked up and miserable” yeah, I can think of a couple other things you did to him that made him like that. don’t piss me off marius

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i have truly posted some things online
to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls