KNOW IT’S FOR THE BETTER

hey do you wanna play doomed exploration together. it wont go like last time

Y'know, it's weird how the Egbert house doesn't have a garage or a carport or anything. Surely a paragon of fatherly responsibility like Mr Egbert would know better than to simply leave his car exposed to the elements at all times.

Ran across this post while looking for something else and suddenly realized that there is, in fact, a perfectly reasonable canon explanation for this, and it is that he keeps his car in his wallet. God this comic is dumb.

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

people worry so much about being in a 'flop era'.., but do not realise that to a bunny or perhaps a kitty, a 'flop era' is a beautiful thing... #wise #wisdom

days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

flunked out of dog college cause i couldnt keep up with all the homework u gotta eat :<