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To me you are not just the seven year old i babysit you are also my human shield for when i shoplift at barnes and noble

Okay well i was torrenting without a vpn and my roommate got an email that said “Your wifi was used to illegaly download the following material: There Is A Light That Never Goes Out”

Listen. i will admit to vanity. when im sitting on the subway and i select a song on my ipod nano and then check my flip phone and then its almost my stop so i roll a cigarette in anticipation for the walk from the station? I know how cool i look

severance fans love to post the most bleakly anorexic photoshoot pic of britt lower and be like omggg im crying and throwing up my girlfrienddd

i love being the irreverent goofy babysitter for kids with very sweet but extremely straight laced parents. one of them was like im bored what should i do and i said lie on your back spit at the ceiling and try to catch it in your mouth and he was like :0 :D so delighted

Today i took one of the kids to the playground and he was like oh that’s my friend he speaks russian. and i looked up to see a small child sweeping the dirt off the playground flooring with a toy broom being watched over by a short balding man in a button down slacks and loafers and i was like Oh i’m sure