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journalofvergilsparda

Now I’m not saying I’m lost, but I don’t think Lucia is over here with this spider demon,

I’D ALSO LIKE A LITTLE ASSISTANCE FROM MY TRAVEL MATES

PLEasE

@rebootdantesdirtydiary @diaryofcredo

rebootdantesdirtydiary

YOU ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS??? IVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS HELL BEFORE

diaryofcredo

Man, you know I’ve never been to hell before but I’m willing to offer as much help as I can.

journalofvergilsparda

Directions are great and all… BUT IM HANGING UPSIDE DOWN AND CURRENTLY BEING MUMMIFIED

HELP???!!

diaryofcredo

Oh so I do have to bring my sword— OK VERGIL DONT WORRY WE’RE COMING!!

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journalofvergilsparda

Now I’m not saying I’m lost, but I don’t think Lucia is over here with this spider demon,

I’D ALSO LIKE A LITTLE ASSISTANCE FROM MY TRAVEL MATES

PLEasE

@rebootdantesdirtydiary @diaryofcredo

rebootdantesdirtydiary

YOU ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS??? IVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS HELL BEFORE

diaryofcredo

Man, you know I’ve never been to hell before but I’m willing to offer as much help as I can.

diaryoflucia

-blows dust off a diary-

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))

diaryofcredo

Don’t worry about it, Lucia. I’ve been busy myself. Stay safe.

Dear Diary,

I’ve been very busy with my farm and helping Fortuna.

A few of my livestock have had offspring, and I’ve been making sure they’ve been healthy and being fed right. I’ve also been cooking a lot for Fortuna events and such, I help bring food for everyone to eat and sell eggs and meat, and other things.

#credo #dmc

diaryoflucia

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

diaryoflucia

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

diaryofcredo

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

diaryoflucia

Well him and you sister certainly looked like they had a good time, the pictures certainly show that.

I have some of my favorite pictures saved to my phone.

. . . So while we are putting together the scrapbook, maybe there is something else we can talk about?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah that makes sense. If I’m honest, I’m still trying to figure out how to work these phones..... I’m used to the big ol brick ones where you just pressed the numbers, no texting.

I suppose the thing you’re referring to is what we talked about a few days ago?

I really do need to make it up to you for that... I really do apologize, it was terribly rude of me. I’m no good at apologies, but I do mean it. I’ll make it up however you’d like.

diaryoflucia

It’s okay, I suppose I owe you an apology too. I may have been quick to anger and overacted a bit. You don’t have to worry about making it up to me. I just want things to be peaceful and mellow between us.

So ready to call this awkward conversation over and just resume our friendship as normal?

diaryofcredo

Of course.

So, what have you been up to? Other than getting the pictures and scrapbook ready? Anything exciting?

diaryoflucia

I haven’t been up to anything exciting. I settled some unfinished business and got some sleep.

And you? I am happy to hear the big brother trio got reunited once more.

Hmm looks like having an extra set hands was needed. We are almost done. Can I request that you give Nero and Kyrie, their book? I’ll drop off Red and Vergil’s book at Red’s shop. I would like to see her before I leave.

diaryofcredo

Nothing exciting either, though while Vergil and Dante were over Vergil pulled off a prank on us, he’s very good at those.

Yeah I can give Nero and Kyrie theirs, I’m sure they’ll appreciate it very much, I’ll make sure to tell them to thank you.

#scrapbook

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diaryoflucia

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

diaryoflucia

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

diaryofcredo

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

diaryoflucia

Well him and you sister certainly looked like they had a good time, the pictures certainly show that.

I have some of my favorite pictures saved to my phone.

. . . So while we are putting together the scrapbook, maybe there is something else we can talk about?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah that makes sense. If I’m honest, I’m still trying to figure out how to work these phones..... I’m used to the big ol brick ones where you just pressed the numbers, no texting.

I suppose the thing you’re referring to is what we talked about a few days ago?

I really do need to make it up to you for that... I really do apologize, it was terribly rude of me. I’m no good at apologies, but I do mean it. I’ll make it up however you’d like.

diaryoflucia

It’s okay, I suppose I owe you an apology too. I may have been quick to anger and overacted a bit. You don’t have to worry about making it up to me. I just want things to be peaceful and mellow between us.

So ready to call this awkward conversation over and just resume our friendship as normal?

diaryofcredo

Of course.

So, what have you been up to? Other than getting the pictures and scrapbook ready? Anything exciting?

#scrapbook

diaryoflucia

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

diaryoflucia

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

diaryofcredo

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

diaryoflucia

Well him and you sister certainly looked like they had a good time, the pictures certainly show that.

I have some of my favorite pictures saved to my phone.

. . . So while we are putting together the scrapbook, maybe there is something else we can talk about?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah that makes sense. If I’m honest, I’m still trying to figure out how to work these phones..... I’m used to the big ol brick ones where you just pressed the numbers, no texting.

I suppose the thing you’re referring to is what we talked about a few days ago?

I really do need to make it up to you for that... I really do apologize, it was terribly rude of me. I’m no good at apologies, but I do mean it. I’ll make it up however you’d like.

#scrapbook.

diaryoflucia

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

diaryoflucia

I think that is partly my fault, he must be use to me cleaning up at night when I get home. I hope he didn’t make much a mess.

So I made a few copies of all the pictures since I ordered more than one scrapbook. I figured one will go to the happy couple, one for Red, one for Vergil and the last for you.

diaryofcredo

Oh I don’t mind much, I just wanted him to have fun, that’s all.

That’s very thoughtful of you, but don’t you want a copy?

#scrapbook

diaryoflucia

Knock Knock

Hey @diaryofcredo. I remember I did promise you can help with the scrapbook. I apologize for the delay, but I did custom order the book and I was waiting for it to arrive. Still want to help?

diaryofcredo

Oh, yeah of course! Come in, you came just in time, I just finished cleaning, Dante doesn’t really know how to keep things clean... no worries about the delay.

I can’t wait to see the pictures you took.

#scrapbook

diaryofcredo

Dear Diary,

Ever since the engagement party I’ve been thinking about it, and the thought of falling in love and getting married sounds very nice to me, it’s such a pure concept.

Love itself though, seems more of a complex concept. Love seems funny, you can love your family, your friends, your pets, but usually you don’t fall in love with those things. Falling in love is a completely different feeling.

Not sure where I was going with this, guess it’s just come old man rant, and just been thinking about the engagement party.

diaryoflucia

So let me guess, you had this moment of clarity after you left your date without saying goodbye?

Understandable, it’s not like your date helped to plan, organize, and fund your sister’s engagement party or anything. So why be polite enough to at least say goodbye before leaving?

diaryofcredo

Apologies, I was planning to, I wanted to, but Vergil dragged me off before I could. I won’t let it happen again.

diaryoflucia

And you didn’t think to contact me afterwards as soon as you had a free moment? You could have called, sent a text, or used the magical diaries we all have.

You know what, don’t even bothering answering. It’s fine.

diaryofcredo

I was busy, my mind was sidetracked and it didn’t come up into my head, I was helping seal down Dante and Vergil’s friendship by inviting them over, I just wanted to help them.

I know in your head it’s not fine, and you say it’s fine when it isn’t in hopes It’ll shoo me off quicker, at this point you should know that I’m too persistent for that to work.

#((*shakes like a chihuahua*))

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diaryofcredo

Dear Diary,

Ever since the engagement party I’ve been thinking about it, and the thought of falling in love and getting married sounds very nice to me, it’s such a pure concept.

Love itself though, seems more of a complex concept. Love seems funny, you can love your family, your friends, your pets, but usually you don’t fall in love with those things. Falling in love is a completely different feeling.

Not sure where I was going with this, guess it’s just come old man rant, and just been thinking about the engagement party.

diaryoflucia

So let me guess, you had this moment of clarity after you left your date without saying goodbye?

Understandable, it’s not like your date helped to plan, organize, and fund your sister’s engagement party or anything. So why be polite enough to at least say goodbye before leaving?

diaryofcredo

Apologies, I was planning to, I wanted to, but Vergil dragged me off before I could. I won’t let it happen again.

#((i always fear mad Lucia))

Dear Diary,

Ever since the engagement party I’ve been thinking about it, and the thought of falling in love and getting married sounds very nice to me, it’s such a pure concept.

Love itself though, seems more of a complex concept. Love seems funny, you can love your family, your friends, your pets, but usually you don’t fall in love with those things. Falling in love is a completely different feeling.

Not sure where I was going with this, guess it’s just come old man rant, and just been thinking about the engagement party.

#credo #dmc

diaryofcredo

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.

journalofvergilsparda

Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?

Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...

//Vergil gets a nasty idea//

Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.

//he disappears into the kitchen//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

Make a FUCK ton of it... please

diaryofcredo

Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww

journalofvergilsparda

//from within the kitchen//

O-Oh whAT ThE FU-

AAAAAAAHH

DANTE CRE-

//there’s a crashing sound//

diaryofcredo

VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??

/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//

diaryofcredo

Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.

Right Dante? You agree right?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/

BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????

diaryofcredo

/Credo starts trembling as well/

THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!

theventimonster

CreEeeedDdoOOo

DAaaNttE~~

rebootdantesdirtydiary

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

diaryofcredo

DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW

rebootdantesdirtydiary

theventimonster

//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//

CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD

diaryofcredo

HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.

HEY MO— wait a minute.

Monster, talk again! I dare you!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

VERGIL IM COMING—

/Dante crawls into the vent/

theventimonster

Oh shi- uh

YeES CoME CloSER My PREY

rebootdantesdirtydiary

IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!

/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/

I GOT IT BOYS

diaryofcredo

YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!

journalofvergilsparda

//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......

diaryofcredo

HERE— I’ll go into the vent—

/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/

COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore

COME OUT!!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING

journalofvergilsparda

//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//

D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dantes eyes start to water/

BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????

diaryofcredo

DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!

journalofvergilsparda

//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//

Dante...

WERE YOU SCARED???!!

//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//

diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??

rebootdantesdirtydiary

HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ARE YOU—

PLease tell me you’re joking...

journalofvergilsparda

//Vergil is cackling, wheezing too.//

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! T-THE LOOK ON-

PFFFTT- *WheEzEE*

//He is literally the definition of rofl//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRUH

diaryofcredo

How come I’m vaguely not surprised... I told you from he beginning!!

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s more banging, skittering, coming from within the vent and Vergil quickly stops laughing//

Hey wait a second... Do you all hear that??

diaryofcredo

Oh, come on Verg! It’s just another prank, you can’t keep planking us after admitting to pranking us!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

Yeah Vergil! Don’t drag it out! You can’t trick us again!

journalofvergilsparda

Guys... Doppelgänger is right here! I-I’m not doing that..!

//the skittering gets closer//

diaryofcredo

It’s just another doppelgänger! I bet! I’ll sit here and watch it come out!

journalofvergilsparda

C-CredO

CreDO I onLy HavE onE!

I-It’S noT ME!

diaryofcredo

/a raccoon jumps out of the vent and starts running around the kitchen/

A RACCOON?? VERGIL, GET IT OUT OF HERE! USE YAMATO!!

#boys night in

diaryofcredo

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.

journalofvergilsparda

Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?

Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...

//Vergil gets a nasty idea//

Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.

//he disappears into the kitchen//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

Make a FUCK ton of it... please

diaryofcredo

Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww

journalofvergilsparda

//from within the kitchen//

O-Oh whAT ThE FU-

AAAAAAAHH

DANTE CRE-

//there’s a crashing sound//

diaryofcredo

VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??

/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//

diaryofcredo

Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.

Right Dante? You agree right?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/

BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????

diaryofcredo

/Credo starts trembling as well/

THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!

theventimonster

CreEeeedDdoOOo

DAaaNttE~~

rebootdantesdirtydiary

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

diaryofcredo

DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW

rebootdantesdirtydiary

theventimonster

//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//

CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD

diaryofcredo

HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.

HEY MO— wait a minute.

Monster, talk again! I dare you!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

VERGIL IM COMING—

/Dante crawls into the vent/

theventimonster

Oh shi- uh

YeES CoME CloSER My PREY

rebootdantesdirtydiary

IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!

/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/

I GOT IT BOYS

diaryofcredo

YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!

journalofvergilsparda

//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......

diaryofcredo

HERE— I’ll go into the vent—

/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/

COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore

COME OUT!!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING

journalofvergilsparda

//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//

D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dantes eyes start to water/

BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????

diaryofcredo

DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!

journalofvergilsparda

//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//

Dante...

WERE YOU SCARED???!!

//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//

diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??

rebootdantesdirtydiary

HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ARE YOU—

PLease tell me you’re joking...

journalofvergilsparda

//Vergil is cackling, wheezing too.//

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! T-THE LOOK ON-

PFFFTT- *WheEzEE*

//He is literally the definition of rofl//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRUH

diaryofcredo

How come I’m vaguely not surprised... I told you from he beginning!!

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s more banging, skittering, coming from within the vent and Vergil quickly stops laughing//

Hey wait a second... Do you all hear that??

diaryofcredo

Oh, come on Verg! It’s just another prank, you can’t keep planking us after admitting to pranking us!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

Yeah Vergil! Don’t drag it out! You can’t trick us again!

journalofvergilsparda

Guys... Doppelgänger is right here! I-I’m not doing that..!

//the skittering gets closer//

diaryofcredo

It’s just another doppelgänger! I bet! I’ll sit here and watch it come out!

#boys night in

diaryofcredo

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.

journalofvergilsparda

Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?

Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...

//Vergil gets a nasty idea//

Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.

//he disappears into the kitchen//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

Make a FUCK ton of it... please

diaryofcredo

Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww

journalofvergilsparda

//from within the kitchen//

O-Oh whAT ThE FU-

AAAAAAAHH

DANTE CRE-

//there’s a crashing sound//

diaryofcredo

VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??

/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//

diaryofcredo

Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.

Right Dante? You agree right?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/

BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????

diaryofcredo

/Credo starts trembling as well/

THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!

theventimonster

CreEeeedDdoOOo

DAaaNttE~~

rebootdantesdirtydiary

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

diaryofcredo

DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW

rebootdantesdirtydiary

theventimonster

//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//

CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD

diaryofcredo

HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.

HEY MO— wait a minute.

Monster, talk again! I dare you!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

VERGIL IM COMING—

/Dante crawls into the vent/

theventimonster

Oh shi- uh

YeES CoME CloSER My PREY

rebootdantesdirtydiary

IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!

/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/

I GOT IT BOYS

diaryofcredo

YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!

journalofvergilsparda

//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......

diaryofcredo

HERE— I’ll go into the vent—

/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/

COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore

COME OUT!!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING

journalofvergilsparda

//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//

D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dantes eyes start to water/

BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????

diaryofcredo

DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!

journalofvergilsparda

//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//

Dante...

WERE YOU SCARED???!!

//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//

diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??

rebootdantesdirtydiary

HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ARE YOU—

PLease tell me you’re joking...

journalofvergilsparda

//Vergil is cackling, wheezing too.//

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! T-THE LOOK ON-

PFFFTT- *WheEzEE*

//He is literally the definition of rofl//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRUH

diaryofcredo

How come I’m vaguely not surprised... I told you from he beginning!!

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s more banging, skittering, coming from within the vent and Vergil quickly stops laughing//

Hey wait a second... Do you all hear that??

diaryofcredo

Oh, come on Verg! It’s just another prank, you can’t keep planking us after admitting to pranking us!

#boys night in

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diaryofcredo

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.

journalofvergilsparda

Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?

Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...

//Vergil gets a nasty idea//

Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.

//he disappears into the kitchen//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

Make a FUCK ton of it... please

diaryofcredo

Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww

journalofvergilsparda

//from within the kitchen//

O-Oh whAT ThE FU-

AAAAAAAHH

DANTE CRE-

//there’s a crashing sound//

diaryofcredo

VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??

/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//

diaryofcredo

Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.

Right Dante? You agree right?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/

BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????

diaryofcredo

/Credo starts trembling as well/

THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!

theventimonster

CreEeeedDdoOOo

DAaaNttE~~

rebootdantesdirtydiary

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

diaryofcredo

DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW

rebootdantesdirtydiary

theventimonster

//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//

CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD

diaryofcredo

HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.

HEY MO— wait a minute.

Monster, talk again! I dare you!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

VERGIL IM COMING—

/Dante crawls into the vent/

theventimonster

Oh shi- uh

YeES CoME CloSER My PREY

rebootdantesdirtydiary

IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!

/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/

I GOT IT BOYS

diaryofcredo

YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!

journalofvergilsparda

//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......

diaryofcredo

HERE— I’ll go into the vent—

/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/

COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore

COME OUT!!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING

journalofvergilsparda

//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//

D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dantes eyes start to water/

BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????

diaryofcredo

DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!

journalofvergilsparda

//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//

Dante...

WERE YOU SCARED???!!

//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//

diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??

rebootdantesdirtydiary

HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ARE YOU—

PLease tell me you’re joking...

journalofvergilsparda

//Vergil is cackling, wheezing too.//

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! T-THE LOOK ON-

PFFFTT- *WheEzEE*

//He is literally the definition of rofl//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRUH

diaryofcredo

How come I’m vaguely not surprised... I told you from he beginning!!

#boys night in

diaryofcredo

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.

journalofvergilsparda

Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?

Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...

//Vergil gets a nasty idea//

Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.

//he disappears into the kitchen//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

Make a FUCK ton of it... please

diaryofcredo

Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww

journalofvergilsparda

//from within the kitchen//

O-Oh whAT ThE FU-

AAAAAAAHH

DANTE CRE-

//there’s a crashing sound//

diaryofcredo

VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??

/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/

rebootdantesdirtydiary

BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK

journalofvergilsparda

//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//

diaryofcredo

Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.

Right Dante? You agree right?

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/

BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????

diaryofcredo

/Credo starts trembling as well/

THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!

theventimonster

CreEeeedDdoOOo

DAaaNttE~~

rebootdantesdirtydiary

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

diaryofcredo

DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW

rebootdantesdirtydiary

theventimonster

//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//

CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD

diaryofcredo

HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.

HEY MO— wait a minute.

Monster, talk again! I dare you!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

VERGIL IM COMING—

/Dante crawls into the vent/

theventimonster

Oh shi- uh

YeES CoME CloSER My PREY

rebootdantesdirtydiary

IM COMING! YOU CANT HURT ME, IM A NEPHILIM!!

/He feels around the dark and feels a leg, tightly grabbing onto the ankle/

I GOT IT BOYS

diaryofcredo

YES, DANTE, GOOD JOB! PULL HIM OUT!!

journalofvergilsparda

//with a wet smack Vergil is pulled onto the floor. His coat is bloodied and there is a deep cut, which almost looks like claws going down his chest. his eyes are open and vacant. from within the vent there’s just more banging//

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL! VERGIL ARE YOU ALIVE?! BRO... B R O.......

diaryofcredo

HERE— I’ll go into the vent—

/Credo starts to crawl into the vent/

COME OUT!! RIGHT NOW!!! AS CAPT— oh wait, I’m not that anymore

COME OUT!!!

rebootdantesdirtydiary

VERGIL, WHERE ARE YOUR HEALING POWERS?? PLEASE DONT BE LIKE YOUNGER ALTERNATE ME WHERE THE HEALING POWERS MAGICALLY STOP WORKING

journalofvergilsparda

//the scuttling rapidly begins to approach Credo from the darkness. A light blue glow of what appears to be eyes getting brighter with every second. Meanwhile Vergil wheezes and sputters, his eyes dull as he weakly reaches out for Dante//

D-Dante... There’s too much damage I’m missing a *coughs* few of my organs, s-so I-I need to tell you something... I-It’s a message *coughs* P-please my friend...

rebootdantesdirtydiary

/Dantes eyes start to water/

BRO YOUR FUCKING HEALING POWERS.... WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME????

diaryofcredo

DANTE!! KEEP HIM ALIVE!!

journalofvergilsparda

//everything in the kitchen is silent as Vergil takes a deep breath... It’s almost deafening...//

Dante...

WERE YOU SCARED???!!

//Vergil yells and grips onto Dante’s arms. A smile overtaking his features and the wounds begin to close. As he yells doppelgänger flies out of the vent and tackles Credo to the ground. The ghostly figure sporting the same large grin.//

diid yoU cOllEcT VeeRRgiL dAanTe??

rebootdantesdirtydiary

HUH??? EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK??

diaryofcredo

VERGIL ARE YOU—

PLease tell me you’re joking...

#boys night in

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