Leaf Thief

(Tweet by space fish reading: “Are you telling me that after I write one scene I have to figure out what’s going to happen in the next one??? Ridiculous. This whole hobby is ridiculous.”)

I can relate to this so much, like, how the fuck do I make him seem smarter if all in his head is inside mine and I am a complete idiot?

To give the incels some credit, I guess a female hulk really doesn’t make sense as a superhero because going ballistic and raging out in response to minor inconveniences is much more a man-child’s power.

Did you spoil him back with something better

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POWER MOVE

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

9. I have made those jokes myself on occasion

Wholesome