Draco

XD that would be a really good chapter

Something all artist an relate

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

@ everyone asking me the Lore behind cybersex joe biden

That looks canon

And that's why it is a bad idea to go in a double date with your ex

Esa si es una referencia

IT’S BACK

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

This is just funny

got put on blast lol

They posed together like that for _hours_

she laughed that long