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The real office siren

Kneeling down you pulled her hand towards you and placed a gentle kiss on the back of it. Rangiku gasped, putting the back of her other hand on her forehead and throwing her head back as if she was going to faint.

“Oh my goodness!” she yelled. “However am I meant to resist such romantic advances?”

“Do you really have to do this in my office?” Toshiro asked as politely as he could.

“Oh come on captain. You don’t have to take your jealousy out on us.”

“WHAT!?”

“I’m sure there are plenty of girls that’d be interested in you despite your shortcomings.”

“Rangiku…” Toshiro tried to contain his anger.

“You just need to stop giving them the cold shoulder y’know?” “Reign over the frosted heavens…”

Rangiku grabbed you and left the room as quickly as she could to save you from the icy punishment of her captain.

It was a beautiful spring day. The wind blew the petals of the cherry blossoms around the garden. You and Nanao were sharing a deep kiss she initiated. Just as it seemed you were both going to run out of breath a voice scared you two apart.

“It’s nice to see love bloom with the flowers.”

Nanao frantically looked around until her eyes landed on the source of the noise. A man camouflaged by his pink kimono was sitting in the branches. It was Shunsui Kyoraku. Her captain.

“You really are disgusting, getting off to watching couples in secret.”

“Oh how cruel you can be Nanao. If anything I am saddened that I do not have a woman such as yourself to share moments like this with.” Shunsui said after jumping down from the tree.

“Maybe you’d have more luck if you were bothering someone else.” she bickered.

“I was only here to watch over you. If things had gotten too steamy your glasses could’ve fogged up and-”

WHACK

Nanao hit her captain over the head with the thick book she always carries around crumpling his straw hat.

Shunsui sighed “You know you’re really burning a hole in my pocket with all the hats you make me replace.”

“Maybe I should try feeding you one then to see if it teaches you a lesson.” Nanao threatened while adjusting her glasses.

“Oh I’m sorry. It seems I’ve gotten lost.” Jushiro said apologetically.

Whatever he was looking for had somehow led him to accidentally opening the door to your office where he found you kissing one of his squad members, Rukia Kuchiki.

“Captain?! I-I was just…” she stammered trying to think of an excuse.

“Don’t worry. You should enjoy yourself.” he calmed her down. “This actually reminds me.”

He reached into his sleeve and pulled out a box of pocky.

“Here. I seem to recall there is some game that can be played with these but I can’t quite remember how it goes.”

Rukia, knowing the game he was referring to, accepted the box with a blush.

“T-thank you captain, you really shouldn’t have.”

“Nonsense, here I have some more.”

Jushiro was giving Rukia various snacks and candies which all seemed to be heart shaped and/or meant to be shared by two people.

“I really should get going now.” Ukitake said after burying Rukia in gifts.