I Never Knew Life Could Be This Grand

cassandra pentaghast is still a lesbian to me. also a bear

to make it more lynchian can't you read

Me about multiple women: this is the most beautiful woman in the world

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

DMs open for sinister artifacts and relics (in a lesbian way)

if and only if the reason is that the people voting that believe pussy-eating had not yet been invented in Ancient Greece.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

stunning and brave and corrupt

objectively hilarious that they chose the dynamic of agatha and rio to have agatha holding the power AND wanting rio to leave her the fuck alone because it couldve so easily been a "i am killing all these people to forcefully get the attention of the cold distant force of death that i am in love with" but it is instead "killing is my most favorite hobby ever, only downside is that it constantly reveals my location to my bitch ex wife who keeps begging me to get back together"

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

tumblr-style performance art

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig