Middle Of Nowhere

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

World Heritage Post

*googles "how to make it socially shameful and abhorrent to have 8 acres of treeless lawn"*

*googles "how to write an article that says personal choices cause ecological devastation but not if you're a regular person just if you have a giant house with 10 acres of grass*

How to give a presentation and invite all the rich people to it and it shows them their giant houses on Google Earth next to the regular people houses and then it says "You have 16 normal sized yards and live right next to people whose kids can barely play outside without getting turned into roadkill. You are a feudal lord except you don't even allow the peasants access to your grain mill or blacksmith's forge."

Embracing my demons this year. French kissing them. Might fuck them.

im begging you watch the whole thing

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

rad 

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

How would it even stay lit though?

Don’t you dare apologize for science

Reblogging for science, explosions, and cool hexagons!

people will use “animal impulses” to describe mankinds pension for committing acts of violence unto the other but why. my animal impulse is to eat a lot of warm food and sleep whenever there is a storm, or i have had a particularly bad day, and also for the majority of the winter season. also to roll in grass