Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

Woke

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

when kesha said “like a lovesick crackhead” i really fucking felt that wow

a person’s favorite mitski song says a lot about the particular baggage they’re trying to unpack

u ever have 40,000 tabs and windows open on ur computer and u accidentally click on one for ur homework and ur just like …. anyways ….

send butt pix before the purge

i saw this girl trying to fold a shirt at a store the same way the employees do for like fifteen minutes and those are the only valid customers 

this is shitty but by god we are staying true to form

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…