Please close the door

ahAHAHA OMG

Omg.

Fuck yeah.

*war flashbacks*

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

FOR THE FEFOS: that was simply a joke. I am six feet tall in real life (IRL). Hello.

5′10 is 6′5 in oregon

new bit: everyones short in oregon

Are you short?

not in oregon

The new chosen one

5′10 is 6′5 in oregon

new bit: everyones short in oregon

Are you short?

Maybe it's just me bit I feel like its because it's the "my dad's a lawyer" shorts

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

I need you all to know that I forgot that my phone was connected to my Bluetooth speaker so when I played this the sound came from behind me and on god I have never felt that much fear in my life

I’m calling the police

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

if you end up hunting near there after this scene you can actually find the goat again and get the eye back lol

@anxietitty-girl-wonder honestly it’s a good thing that ubisoft made him canonically bi because asking me to believe he was a straight would have been too much of a suspension of disbelief 

someone please draw me. as a sexy anime dude