get bugged IGIOT

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

respect our men in uniform (goths in the summer)

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

tumblr blaze premium mode where it shows ur posts specifically to people who have u blocked

It’s so fitting that the “lock your posts behind a paywall” Tumblr feature was universally panned while the “force total strangers to see your shitposts” feature is celebrated

the Dry Valleys in the Transantarctic Mountains are just like “fuck it, we don’t have to put anything here, it’s not part of the main map we’ll finish it later”.

y’all there isn’t even LIFE here!! basically no evidence of microbial life (if the Wikipedia page is to be believed)

there is nothing to see in the dry valleys. do not look at them and do not investigate them.

when you have a fictional character you can make up anything you want & it’s awesome 

stories where the past is a wound that refuses to heal

ok stories where the past is an itch you keep absentmindedly scratching and wonder why the burning is getting worse

all i’m saying is: the past is a bodily sensation

i think a found footage movie that is framed as twitch livestream could be really interesting or a horrible train wreck but i defiantly want it either way.

Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

be careful. being a silly billy is a gateway drug to becoming a full blown funny bunny