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Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kaledo Art

oozey mess

pixel skylines

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disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day
HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS
HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.
NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING
What did you dissect in school?
A frog
Pig’s heart
Sheep’s lung
Several things
Something else
My school didn’t have students dissect anything
I didn’t attend school
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What did you dissect in school?
A frog
Pig’s heart
Sheep’s lung
Several things
Something else
My school didn’t have students dissect anything
I didn’t attend school
*This poll was submitted to us and we simply posted it so people could vote and discuss their opinions on the matter. If you’d like for us to ask the internet a question for you, feel free to drop the poll of your choice in our inbox and we’ll post them anonymously (for more info, please check our pinned post).
its october you know what that means
what type of scary beaste is prev
10,000 draculas
evil shadow skull
my buddy eric
the sinister potion (forbidden)
gay werewolf
just a dead guy not even a zombie or anything
man door hand hook car door
slenders man

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its october you know what that means
what type of scary beaste is prev
10,000 draculas
evil shadow skull
my buddy eric
the sinister potion (forbidden)
gay werewolf
just a dead guy not even a zombie or anything
man door hand hook car door
slenders man
I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
EXACTLY.
a small collection
I fear that Roger from 101 Dalmatians can get it
i thought you meant the dog and i was like well yeah they kinda proved that
I know what you are
is it because i clapped my hands :)
imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
you have a beautiful imagination
obsessed with tumblr giving me a banner to celebrate ten reblogs on my post with *checks notes* …a million notes

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard
Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord
If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.
@onewingedsparrow
Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022) Netflix special
Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.
*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*
dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?
make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace
get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.
update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass
update: three four people

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love
when i claim to be normal about a character but then the headcanon sparks an idea and the idea gets to good to not write down and then baby’s first actual fanfiction happens at 2:30 am