ich will die Dinge so wie keiner lieben

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

watching the langdon/dennis scene is so funny knowing that langdon is probably completely unaware that dennis is trinity's roommate. like bro don't try to be all buddy-buddy with him the dude literally resides in the home of your #1 hater

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

so ummm welcome to my textual tradition:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the beginning but that's okay, theres some contextual questions to discourse, and ive even got a papyrus fragment! #myfragment

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

my greatest dream is to someday not be tired

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database