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its my most stylish ability

What if you were asked a loaded question about your opinions on any sort of gender thing, and you dismissed the whole subject by going "oh, I'm not religious" and not elaborate on that.

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

i mean sure, but what for?

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

Have you considered not being so grabable?

have you considered respectful to me

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason