Cassie

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

well, ravioliet, I’m at work right now so being productive would only benefit rich assholes. Is that what you want? Didn’t think so.

I don't show anyone anything on my phone anymore bc they'd be 2 swipes away from Shane Hollander clothes off face down ass up arching his back or Ilya Rozanov's big fat ass on full display at all times

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

gonna start calling myself neuro-erotic

Chat, is this real?

Instead of saying "I have no idea what my gender is" we should start saying "I am protected by dionysus" which sounds much cooler and has the added bonus of scaring your enemies

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction