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(the second week after the first day of school when they’re maybe seven or eight and they can’t sleep because they miss their parents and so they play go fish in minho’s bed until they both fall asleep with the cards still out) but scandals happen and the internet suddenly becomes a warzone and minho has always been of the firm opinion that a game of midnight go fish solves everything

and maybe by the time they’re in tenth they’re a little too close for friends, and of course everyone can see it but them.

(thomas calls them out on it, cause thomas is obtuse like that.

newt and minho are sitting on a sofa, minho sitting up and reading aloud from his history book, while newt’s stretched out with his head on minho’s lap, listening.

you guys are gay, thomas says. like really gay.

minho barely pauses before he verbally slams thomas to the ground.

shut up, thomas. everyone knows you’re the one that wrote gally’s name with hearts all over in the second floor bathroom.

fuck you. thomas is blushing red, but minho and newt can’t breathe, they’re laughing so hard.

newt lifts his hand for a fist bump, his knuckles barely brushing up against minho’s. but when minho starts reading again, their fingers are still touching.)

and sure, newt pours a cup of tea for himself in the morning, but minho prefers his morning sugar with milk and coffee, and newt endlessly curses minho’s uncultured palate but still brings two cups upstairs every morning.

and maybe minho thinks newt looks rather adorable in the school uniform, but newt cannot for the life of him tie a tie, and it’s habit after eight years, tying his tie then newt’s.

(there’s been more than one instance of them waking up tangled and comfortable on the floor or the sofa or one of their beds. but it’s natural and easy and not gay at all, really.

really.

looking at you, thomas.)

it’s just what friends do.

hc that Minho works for WICKED which is like a huge ass science and research department kinda thing

one day Rat man comes and tells him he’s gonna be doing some observations of a creature they just found far out in the Atlantic (almost all the way over at the coast of GB)

And Minho follows him into this room with a big round pool full of water

And when he looks down to the bottom there’s a fuckin mermaid (well - merman) down there

he’s the first one ever caught

and he’s got long, blond hair, lean and muscular body and a silvery tail

and Minho instantly feels so sorry for him, because he’s clearly frightened

there’s nowhere to hide, so at first he’s just swimming in circles at the bottom looking utterly stressed out, and the second someone tries to approach him when they gotta take him on land and do tests he’s suddenly all bared fangs and hissing and yellow eyes and he’s fighting for his life

but when they’re done and let him out in the pool again and everyone leaves, except Minho who’s gotta observe him, he just sinks to the bottom and refuses to move other than when he has to come up for air (which is about every half-hour)

and Minho sits at the edge of the pool almost all day every day, talking to him even though he doesn’t know if he can hear him under water or even understand what he’s saying, writing down his behavior (which doesn’t change) and trying to make him eat something

but Newt refuses, he doesn’t even glance at the fish and other sea-food stuff Minho tries to offer him (but what the hell do mermaids eat anyway?)

and several days pass before Minho gets the great idea that hey - maybe he just eats plants?

so he makes some other WICKED employees fetch all kinds of sea plants he could be likely to eat

he throws a bunch of different seaweeds in the pool, and Newt looks at them real skeptical at first, but then he actually eats some of it, and Minho’s so happy and so relieved cuz this cute little merman is not gonna die from him hell no

and from then Minho is just really slowly earning Newt’s trust, but it takes a really long time before he even get’s Newt to take the food from his hand (Minho feels like he’s training him almost like a dog), and the merman still hasn’t said a word

but eventually he does; when he’s started actually staying at the surface when Minho brings him food instead of hurrying back down to the bottom, and Minho asks him if he even understands what he’s saying when he’s talking all the time, and Newt just looks at him and suddenly says “I do”, and Minho is so surprised he almost falls into the water

so then Newt starts actually talking to him, and he’s got this british accent and shit it’s adorable

Minho sits by the pool with his bare feet in the water and and Newt’s in the water leaning his arms on the edge next to Minho when they talk

and when Minho runs late one day he finds Newt like this, asleep with his head in his arms, waiting for him, and Minho can just feel it in chest when he sees Newt like that and oh shit he might actually be falling in love with him

one day Minho realizes that of course WICKED is never gonna let Newt out in the sea again, they’re gonna do tests and experiments until he rots away in this shit place

and so Minho starts making Newt an escape plan, and somehow he actually manages to bust Newt out of there and gets him to the sea

it’s when they say goodbye they share their first kiss

and Newt says that maybe they’ll see each other again

Minho is the star forward of the school’s hockey team

Newt is the DJ and knows nothing about sports but the job pays good and he was in the AV club in high school and is a tech wiz so he controls the music for all the various sporting events

He has a total crush on Minho but he’s a dope so he’s always playing the stupidest songs and sound bites whenever Minho scores or gets a penalty or pretty much whenever he hears Minho’s name being announced

Minho is like ‘wtf’ and is constantly getting teased by his teammates about it

So one day after a game they start teasing him so he marches his ass up to the sound booth to give this asshole DJ a piece of his mind but

oh no he’s hot

And Minho’s there all sweaty and half undressed just wearing the padding and underwear because he left before showering off

And Newt’s there in two giant sweaters and earmuffs because hockey arenas are cold

So Minho just completely forgets about giving this guy a piece of his mind (and starts planning on giving him a different piece of his body) and is like ‘hey’

So they start some kinda awkward af friendship

And Minho teaches Newt to skate which is like 95% Newt flailing and clinging on to Minho for dear life

Which neither of them mind

And it’s all good and then they kiss and start dating

And then Newt starts playing sappy love songs every time Minho scores

And his teammates still tease him about it but he doesn’t care anymore

And near graduation Minho proposes to Newt on ice right after a big victory

But Newt’s still up in the sound booth and he has to run out of the booth and screams “YES YOU BLOODY IDIOT” at the top of his lungs

And the crowd GOES WILD and cheers and it’s amazing

And Newt runs down to rink side

And Minho pulls him out onto the ice

But seriously, don’t think about this. Don’t think about good it’ll feel for Minho to see his friends coming to save him, until for him to realize instantly something is wrong. He looks at Thomas and Frypan, and everybody else and he knows what it is. “Where’s Newt?” 

And Thomas and Frypan will just exchange this look because they hadn’t prepared an answer for this question yet, they aren’t ready. Minho’s heart and brain having clicked yet, he might think Newt is standing guard or fighting WCKD somewhere else. He wouldn’t dare think the unthinkable.

But Thomas is acting weird, he’s been secretive. Minho is suspcious and this seems so wrong. “Thomas! Where is Newt?” And Thomas gives some half assed answer, something stupid like “I don’t know.” and Minho realizes that Newt isn’t there, Newt’s probably dead, he’ll never see his best friend again. The worst part is that Thomas has changed. He knows Thomas is lying, he knows Thomas knows exactly what happened to Newt.

Minewt harry potter AU! hcs below the cut :3c

and here we start with crossovers lol

Don’t think about how Minho will keeping catching Thomas staring off into space and wonder endlessly about what’s wrong with him

Don’t think about Minho hearing Thomas crying in his sleep and avoiding asking what’s wrong until Thomas starts crying while awake, too

Don’t think about Thomas stammering over his words and trying to think of a half-ass excuse so that he wouldn’t have to tell

Don’t think of Thomas finally breaking down and telling him, crying harder than ever before

Don’t think about the look on Minho’s face when Thomas tells him, how much Minho wants to kill him, too. How much he much he wants to avenge Newt, make things better

Don’t think about Minho coming to conclusion that it wouldn’t help anything, that Newt would probably have died anyway. That Minho had sort of assumed that he had anyway.

Don’t think about Minho hugging Thomas instead of punching him

Don’t think about Minho telling Thomas that he did the right thing, trying to reassure him, even though his heart is screaming at him to get as far away from Thomas as possible

Don’t think about Minho loosing trust in Thomas the way Thomas lost trust in Teresa

STEP ONE:  First and most importantly; thoroughly clean the watch by dipping it in a teapot. This will keep the teapot from boiling over since a watched pot never boils. STEP TWO:  Place the watch on a flat surface. If you swing it hard enough it should open up, if it doesn’t then perhaps you don’t look like you can be trusted. STEP THREE:  Observe the springy bits closely to determine what kind of watch it is. A good watch will tell you the day and the month, but nothing unnecessary like what o'clock it is. STEP FOUR:  Remove all excess parts like wheels, springs and gears or anything moving. There likely would have never been a problem if the watch hadn’t these wheels in the first place. STEP FIVE:  Add butter generously. Use only the best butter, and a proper bread-knife to keep crumbs from getting in the works. STEP SIX:  Give the watch a second coating of tea, unless the watch has somewhere to be, it’s rude to hold up your guests when tea-time is over. STEP NINE:  Insert two spoons of sugar, or just forget the sugar and insert 2 spoons. If you can’t find two spoons it is best to substitute with 3 spoons. STEP TEN:  Apply jam to the entire watch, because a gear can’t very well become jammed if it already got jam. STEP ELEVEN:  Finally, squeeze in a touch of lemon to compliment all that tea you poured in earlier. Lemon is agreeable with most black teas so there won’t be much arguing. STEP TWELVE:  Close the watchback and remove excess food from the outside. You could remove food from the inside as well but you’ve already closed the watch. STEP THIRTEEN:  Test the watch upon completing repairs. So long as it doesn’t give you the wrong time, then it must be doing something right. FINAL TOUCH:  The watch will likely have gone mad by this point, so gently eradicate the watch with an enormous mallet. REMEMBER:  Observe your work. Or don’t, it doesn’t truly matter because you were just doing this to kill Time anyway. ALL FINISHED: Return the watch to it’s rightful owner. If you are the owner then you will not be able to return it and you have flubbed this entire final step. FOOTNOTE:  It is a common misconception that mustard is good for a watch that runs slow, if you believe this then perhaps you should not be repairing watches in the first place.

by Altern84m

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